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[butterbean]

Lillian wrote: "What did I walk into?"

Nothing. :)

[Hallie]

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Nah I'm just planning to attack the people I dislike. The list is just rather huge xD

[Hallie]

Lilly! You walked into a beautiful park full of red roses xP

[butterbean]

*taps Hallie's shoulder* Uh Hals? We might have a witness.

[Hallie]

Oh no! I better lock the witness up in my torturing chamber. Oh wait, it's Lillian!? Yikes now what do we do? xD

Jellybean think of something! I'm committing hara kiri after my job is done.

[Hallie]

I just realized that I'll need a new username if I make a new Tumblr.

[butterbean]

Um, um, um, um, um. I don’t know! Okay let’s just. . . *grabs stick and chucks* haha! Be gone!

[Hallie]

Hahaha xD

[Hallie]

That Time I Gave Someone A Life

Remember how I always say that I'm of no use to anyone? Well, apparently I was of some use to one person. Strange...... My mum has been narrating the story to a lot of people the past few days, so I thought I could post it here because I literally have nothing else to post about (except my self-harm suicide plans). So let's have story time with Hallie!

My great-aunt had a lot of maids working in her house for who knows what reason. Apparently one of them was actually from England, but somehow reached her house unfortunately, and after a while, wanted to escape from there.

And then my dad waltzed into the story saying, "I want someone to help at home to take care of Harry when the baby is born." Yes, people, that baby is yours truly. My brother was pretty naughty prior to my birth, but my dad thought it would be helpful to have one more maid because crap Mum is 30 years old, and has to run a house with my brother in it as well as a seriously annoying unborn that is hopefully female.

Word spread among those maids, and the one that desperately wanted to leave asked my great-aunt, who was still trying to decide whether she should send one of the ones she had, and convinced her to send her with my dad. And that's how, my friends, she was reunited with her homeland. You're welcome! xD No seriously, every time she sees me, she's like, "This child is the reason why I got a life," and I'm like, "What the hell are your even talking about?" I mean me being the reason for someone else to get a good life? How ludicrous is that?!

Anyway, she came to my house, helped Mum with the 'Dad says he's really happy because it's a girl but why does she have hair all over her face?' kid for about six months, somehow fought with the other maid we had (I have no memory of any maids like this *shakes head*) and broke her chain (what the.....), then left and got married to some guy here and settled down in London. Now she has a daughter and a whole different life (says not me but everyone else), and it's because of me? That sounds...... Nah that can't be true! xD

Anyway glad to know someone was benefited from me being born.

[Hallie]

I'm still a life-wrecker.

[edge]

i highly doubt it

[Hallie]

You're doubting a fact here.

[Hallie]

Hallie wrote: "I just realized that I'll need a new username if I make a new Tumblr."

How does 'StinkingHallie' sound? Should I even put my name in it?

I was actually thinking of 'therosegarden', but I bet it's already taken.

[edge]

Hallie wrote: "You're doubting a fact here."

"A fact is a statement that is consistent with reality or can be proven with evidence. The usual test for a statement of fact is verifiability — that is, whether it can be demonstrated to correspond to experience. Standard reference works are often used to check facts. Scientific facts are verified by repeatable careful observation or measurement (by experiments or other means)."

[Hallie]

If you want solid evidence, just come live with me. You'll get all the evidence you need.

[Hallie]

1. I'm a brat. A spoilt brat.
2. I'm too lazy to continue, so can we leave this for later?

[Hallie]

So where did I stop trashing myself yesterday?

[Hallie]

I sound like my dad when he has wheezing.

[Naofumi Iwatani (from The Rising of The Shield Hero)]

Why do you sound like your dad who has wheezing??

[Hallie]

How would I know? The last time I went to the doctor was for a vaccination when I was 10.

[Hallie]

I need some advice but I'm too hesitant to ask the person who could help.

[Hallie]

I want a yo-yo. I wonder if someone will get me one if I ask.

[Hallie]

It doesn't cost a lot, right? So can I ask for the cheapest one?

[edge]

A yo-yo? Like the toy?

[Hallie]

Yep.

[edge]

XD the last time i had a yo-yo was kindergarten and it broke bc it got tangled up with this other kid's yo-yo. We were both equally pissed lol

[Hallie]

Wait, seriously?! Because the exact same thing happened to my last (and first) one except it got tangled with my brother's yo-yo xD We were fooling around with those, so can't blame anyone.

[edge]

Wow XD that was also my first yo-yo. Too bad it only lasted for like, 2 days

[Hallie]

Lol xD I think mine lasted for a few months because I was very cautious about it in the beginning.

[Hallie]

I tried to convince myself to get help. It didn't work.

[sara]

Hallie wrote: "Glad to know :) Mine kind of sucks at the moment, unfortunately."

why, what happened??

[Hallie]

sara wrote: "Hallie wrote: "Glad to know :) Mine kind of sucks at the moment, unfortunately."

why, what happened??"

I don't even keep track anymore. Things are just coming and not leaving and.....

[Hallie]

Why do suicide prevention hotline numbers keep popping up on every article I read?

[Hallie]

Like um, no matter how badly I need it, I'll never dial those numbers.

[Hallie]

V is suddenly getting some hate mail and I want to knock in some sense into their empty head.

[Hallie]

I just checked my own send anonymous messages page, and apparently one of my former classmate wants to meet up with me. Could be S.

But oh no, the next person I'm meeting up is that messenger of Death that I don't even believe in, but just say for exaggeration.

[Hallie]

^ Were they high when they said that because they were clearly not in their right mind?

[butterbean]

I doubt they were high Hals. :)

[Hallie]

That was supposed to be a rhetorical question xD I'm pretty sure whoever wrote that is against getting high.

Which is ironic because they still want to meet me.

[Hallie]

I'll most likely forget the tune to the latest song that came to my head tomorrow, so kill me.

[kavi ~he-him~]

Hiii

[kavi ~he-him~]

Hallie wrote: "Actually screw 7 Cups of Tea. I just won't get help."

*hugs*

[kavi ~he-him~]

*hugs*

[Hallie]

Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hallie]

I couldn't sleep at all last night. I wound up crying a little instead :(

[Hallie]

That's probably the living creature at the end of its life.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Some people on Goodreads are so dumb and offensive. I'm so glad I'm not anywhere near them!

[Hallie]

[Hallie]

Uuuhhhhh dang! 13 Reasons Why 2 probably won't be released until summer.