Unleash your inner crazy!!! discussion
FIRST FIVE!!!
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Thomas
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Nov 14, 2016 10:05AM

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Seraphim cannot eat popcorn, their face is now even more broken than it was*

*picks up cabbages and throws across the planet* DONT HIT SERAPHIM!!!!!! HE'LL KILL US ALL!!!!"
I BE ADRAGON




BUT I AM EVERYONE ALLIE

why must things be this way
i just wanted popcorn
thats all i ever wanted

*steps on cabbage cuz i be a dragon
Hulk: HULK MASH CABBAGE! *starts smashing Cabbages*
Thor: *summons lightning*
Loki: *goes Jotun and freezes the Cabbages*
Thor: *summons lightning*
Loki: *goes Jotun and freezes the Cabbages*


steps on cabbages
SHIELD & HYDRA: *starts shooting the UNKILLABLE Cabbages*

YOU FROG FACED BLOB OF CAMEL SPIT, *grabs cabbages, throws out to space, breathes fire, mekes cabbages disembowell themself, then crumples cabbages into fetal position, slaps with tail, then throws back to earth, then steps on cabbages.*

*turns into batman* this death was unnecessary. IM BATMAN!!! *grapples dragon, shocks dragon, calls batmobile and bat jet, puts a rock on machine gun and missile..."
MAKES BATMAN DISEMBOWEL HIMSELF



*Cabbages turns and smiles wickedly* "I. AM. LEGION." Cabbages devours the fake Jesus."
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