“Hey Balch!” “Riddle.” “…you are cold as ever, huh Sarah...?” “Yeah, I am. Do you have a particular reason for bothering me?” “Bothering you? Ugh, you are so rude.” “Peter…that’s what you normally do!?” “Calm down, weirdo.” “You have officially ruined my day, trash!” “I’m trash…! This would be funny if not for the seriousness of the question I am about to ask- “ “Get on with it!” “Okay, okay. Do you find my last name ironic?” “What…?” “Well, do you?” “Why would I find your last name ironic?” “Ugh. Never mind that. Isn’t Riddle such a wonderful last name?” “Umm…not really.” “I mean; don’t you wonder about your last name at all? Your last name is Balch so it kinda is pretty uncommon.” “Great observation, Sherlock!” “Thanks, but anyway don’t you wonder about your last name?” “Thanks for what? Ever head of sarcasm, idiot?!” “Excuse me- “ “You are excused! Please leave.” “God. Anyway, I said thanks for sarcastically comparing me to Sherlock!” “…sure. Please just leave.” “Nope. Besides, you didn’t answer my question.” “About what, Peter Riddle?!” “About your last name, Sarah Balch!” “Well, do you think I care?” “…you know what? Ugh, never mind.” “Ugh. I hate you!” “What, why?” “Don’t play innocent, dirt bag! You jus started a conversation so in the end you could ask me out like always!” “Huh. You figured me out…You did say that I should try to get to know you better. You said ‘If I did go out with you I could change into a mermaid or something because you don’t know me!’” “Not like that! Do you really want to know about the origins of my last name…? No, like I thought so. I meant get to know me better in actual real life conversations. Besides, I immensely dislike you. We have to become friends first.” “Ever heard of the term enemies to lovers?” “Ew, no.” “So will you go on a date with me- “ “No, get out of here!” “Can we be friends then…?” “Ugh, fine. Just leave.” “Yes! Alright, I’ll be taking my leave. Cue Darth Vader music.” “…”
A/N:Well, what a ride. I hope you had fun reading this as much as I had with writing Sarah and Peter. This was originally going to be for the dialogue only story contest but nothing seems to be happening there. So I just put it in my folder. Any criticism would be greatly appreciated! Here is a link to a better version: https://www.goodreads.com/story/show/...
“Riddle.”
“…you are cold as ever, huh Sarah...?”
“Yeah, I am. Do you have a particular reason for bothering me?”
“Bothering you? Ugh, you are so rude.”
“Peter…that’s what you normally do!?”
“Calm down, weirdo.”
“You have officially ruined my day, trash!”
“I’m trash…! This would be funny if not for the seriousness of the question I am about to ask- “
“Get on with it!”
“Okay, okay. Do you find my last name ironic?”
“What…?”
“Well, do you?”
“Why would I find your last name ironic?”
“Ugh. Never mind that. Isn’t Riddle such a wonderful last name?”
“Umm…not really.”
“I mean; don’t you wonder about your last name at all? Your last name is Balch so it kinda is pretty uncommon.”
“Great observation, Sherlock!”
“Thanks, but anyway don’t you wonder about your last name?”
“Thanks for what? Ever head of sarcasm, idiot?!”
“Excuse me- “
“You are excused! Please leave.”
“God. Anyway, I said thanks for sarcastically comparing me to Sherlock!”
“…sure. Please just leave.”
“Nope. Besides, you didn’t answer my question.”
“About what, Peter Riddle?!”
“About your last name, Sarah Balch!”
“Well, do you think I care?”
“…you know what? Ugh, never mind.”
“Ugh. I hate you!”
“What, why?”
“Don’t play innocent, dirt bag! You jus started a conversation so in the end you could ask me out like always!”
“Huh. You figured me out…You did say that I should try to get to know you better. You said ‘If I did go out with you I could change into a mermaid or something because you don’t know me!’”
“Not like that! Do you really want to know about the origins of my last name…? No, like I thought so. I meant get to know me better in actual real life conversations. Besides, I immensely dislike you. We have to become friends first.”
“Ever heard of the term enemies to lovers?”
“Ew, no.”
“So will you go on a date with me- “
“No, get out of here!”
“Can we be friends then…?”
“Ugh, fine. Just leave.”
“Yes! Alright, I’ll be taking my leave. Cue Darth Vader music.”
“…”
A/N:Well, what a ride. I hope you had fun reading this as much as I had with writing Sarah and Peter. This was originally going to be for the dialogue only story contest but nothing seems to be happening there. So I just put it in my folder. Any criticism would be greatly appreciated! Here is a link to a better version: https://www.goodreads.com/story/show/...