Non-FBI Profiling -- Match The Killer

[Fishface]

Six murderers are profiled here, not by the FBI's specialists, but by the peanut gallery and pundits in the newspapers and courtrooms of America. Please match the name of the killer to his informal profile:

A. Erudite, wordy, light-fingered, Kennedyish; likes a gal who can keep up with his drinking.

B. Hardworking, not very ambitious, easily stressed out; likes a gal who doesn't challenge him too much.

C. Great dancer, impulsive, versatile, problems with authority; not a very good poke; likes a gal who's really spontaneous.

D. Underemployed, gets kicked out of places, pretty nerdy, heavy drinker; likes a gal who doesn't poke around in his business.

E. Versatile, mobile, agreeable and accommodating with the authorities; likes a gal who will give him what he wants when he wants it.

F. Great dancer, excellent with numbers, talented actor, funny, self-destructive; likes a gal who doesn't doubt him.

1. Art Shawcross
2. Jeff Dahmer
3. Bud Abbott
4. Paul Knowles
5. Henry Lucas
6. Ted Bundy

[Shelley]

C. Great dancer, impulsive, versatile, problems with authority; not a very good poke; likes a gal who's really spontaneous.

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4. Paul Knowles

[Shelley]

A.. Erudite, wordy, light-fingered, Kennedyish; likes a gal who can keep up with his drinking.

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6. Ted Bundy

[Shelley]

F. Great dancer, excellent with numbers, talented actor, funny, self-destructive; likes a gal who doesn't doubt him.

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3. Bud Abbott

[Shelley]

E. Versatile, mobile, agreeable and accommodating with the authorities; likes a gal who will give him what he wants when he wants it.

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5. Henry Lucas

[Shelley]

D. Underemployed, gets kicked out of places, pretty nerdy, heavy drinker; likes a gal who doesn't poke around in his business.

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2. Jeff Dahmer

[Shelley]

B. Hardworking, not very ambitious, easily stressed out; likes a gal who doesn't challenge him too much.

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1. Art Shawcross

[Shelley]

Henry Lucas - agreeable. That's a good one, Eileen!

[Fishface]

DING DING DING! Every one of those answers is correct! I forgot to describe Abbott as a weak-chinned sex animal, I notice.

[Shelley]

I remembering reading that Knowles wasn't great in the sack in Natural Born Killer: In Love and on the Road with a Serial Killer by Sandy Fawkes. So ironic with a handle like "The Casanova Killer".

[Fishface]

It just serves as a grim reminder that most people who think up book titles like In Love with a Serial Killer have never actually read the books they are naming.

[K.A.]

Wait - Dahmer didn't like gals, did he?

[Shelley]

I thought the same thing but Eileen doesn't say "likes, in a romantic sexual way, a gal who doesn't poke around in his business." lol

[K.A.]

True 'nuff.

[Fishface]

That's why he lived with his grandmother, who never poked her nose in where it didn't belong...

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