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What Do You Wish You Could Do Better?
#1 I wish I could communicate my true feelings with you people better.#2 I wish I had the passion to hike and kayak like I did 10 years ago!
#3 I wish I had the passion to play acoustic guitar and also saxophone like I did 20 years ago.
#4 I wish I were better at pointing my finger at my wife and or son and saying "Heal" and they would stop immediately, sit on the couch and say nothing.
Confused by #4, Randy. You wish they would stop being sick and sit on the couch?Or do you mean, heel like a dog on a leash, which I find VERY troubling to wish for...
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Randy should probably work on #1 before expressing #4.
would that be "sit"? heel would be when they are waling in a mall and you wanted them to walk by your side
Not as rough as my wife would be if I ever told her to heel. :-).
Randy wrote: "#1 I wish I could communicate my true feelings with you people better.#2 I wish I had the passion to hike and kayak like I did 10 years ago!
#3 I wish I had the passion to play acoustic guitar a..."
I want to know more about #s 2 & 3, Randy. I mean, clearly you're in the place to be for the hiking and the kayaking. What'd you play on acoustic guitar and sax? You're clearly ahead of most of us on these wishes of yours in that you've at least had a go of it with some of these wishes. I'd venture a guess that most of us haven't even tried some of our "wish I could do better"s... so really that would make them our "wish I could do"s. :)
I thought that was spelled wrong, Sally, thanks! I used to say the same to my high school English teacher.How I love to get spanked by ya'll...LMAO!
A sincere,"THANKS", Larry!
Why does everyone take things so literally? 90% of everything I type here is a joke!
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What does he mean by thees word "joke"?
Pleese, what is the meeening of thees word?
Randy, as you find yourself getting taken too seriously, you may want to indicate jokes with a "ha ha", a "just kidding", or emoticon smiles :), or winks ;) at least, until we get to know you better and can appreciate your deadpan humor. ;)
Randy wrote: "90% of everything I type here is a joke!"So you don't kayak, hike, play acoustic guitar, or sax? Or you do?
Or, Randy, just keep doing what you're doing. It works for me.
90% of the time I don't, Heidi, because I sitting here lying to all of ya'll, lol!
And the rabbit hole just gets deeper... and deeper...
Whatever you do Randy just keep doing it we all adjust to each other.
We even let White Sox fans in here. :-D.
We even let White Sox fans in here. :-D.
Be careful or I'm going to point my finger!
Heidi wrote: "Randy wrote: "90% of everything I type here is a joke!"So you don't kayak, hike, play acoustic guitar, or sax? Or you do?"
Or rather... are you saying you did not engage in these activities passionately 20 years ago (or did)?
Randy probably likes the Cardinals. Either that or he'll lie about it.
I like the Cardinals. I'll bet tad likes the Cardinals, too.
I don't watch professional sports unless you count tennis and golf and that's even hard since I don't have a tv at home thus I have to rely on the pro shop tv which is 100 miles away. Does my computer count as a tv?
Randy wrote: "Be careful or I'm going to point my finger!"
Is it loaded?
Is it loaded?
Heidi wrote: "I like the Cardinals. I'll bet tad likes the Cardinals, too. "
Aren't they a minor league team?
Aren't they a minor league team?
Randy wrote: "Heal Jim! or is that Heel Jim!"
I'm sitting still now Randy I promise.
::has fingers crossed behind his back::
I'm sitting still now Randy I promise.
::has fingers crossed behind his back::
Jim wrote: "Aren't they a minor league team?"
No, Jim. Minor impact team.
I thought they were the guys who elected the Pope.
Cardinals?[image error]
No thorns in sight, Randy ... so I'm guessing honey. Oh wait ... I just spotted a couple of what appear to be thorns. So maybe black.It's a pretty bird, though, no matter which tree.
Larry wrote: "I thought they were the guys who elected the Pope."I second this.
Is Randy a new one?
He is. He seems to be okay. We'll let him stay.
Randy #4 cracked me up. The Cardinals are a baseball team for birds and the winner picks the new Pope.
Michelle wrote: "Randy #4 cracked me up. The Cardinals are a baseball team for birds and the winner picks the new Pope."i like this !!!
Michelle, I'm sure you're the only one who got the joke! And, I agree with Larry, U B blazin'!
Inside jokes are against the rules. It's in the contract you signed, Randy. :)
shoot Heidi - most of the things that i say jokingly here only i get
That doesn't count, Kevin, because we already know this about you so we're in on the joke, and we still love you.
Who said anything about an Inside joke...hell, I'm sittin' outside by my cement pond eatin caviar, drinkin' dark ale and being fanned by bikini clad darlins!
::shakes head::