Which is the right set of nicknames?

[Fishface]

What did Albert Fish affectionately call two of his favorite snack foods, urine and feces?

A) Beer and bratwurst
B) Lemonade and chocolate
C) Citronade and frankfurters
D) Hot tea and teacakes
E) Apple cider and peanut butter
F) Something else even nastier

[K.A.]

I'm going for A). No, wait. I'm not going for A - I'm GUESSING A!

[Fishface]

BZZT! Keep trying!

[Shelley]

E) Apple cider and peanut butter

Fish completely grosses me out ... totally.

[Lee]

That is the answer I would've gone for Shelley.

[K.A.]

Fine, I'm going for the too obvious and puerile B) lemonade and chocolate, then!

[Fishface]

DING DING DING! E is, alas, ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!