Trying to find myself

[kavi ~he-him~, I solemnly swear I am up to no good]

I'm bad at making eye contact. I'm socially awkward

[[deleted user]]

One time I was with a group of friends and we were talking about socially awkward people. Then I burst out saying, "IM SOCIALLY AWKWARD!!!" Then everything paused and people started laughing. Then someone was like, "The fact that you said you're socially awkward just shows how socially awkward." I am a really awkward and weird person to be around. I am so spontaneous and will do whatever I want whenever I want. I will literally do pretty much any dare in truth or dare wether it was mine or now. I also like to randomly dance and my dances are weird. Im gonna tell myself to shut up now.

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

So if you get kidnapped or something, you just stare at the person as they're trying to talk to you...then when you don't respond to anything, they'll let you go because they would probably start thinking I don't think that I'm the messed up one anymore...
Respect, Maple. Respect. lol

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

Hahahahaha. Just the image of you staring at a kidnapper without even blinking, mouth hanging open and everything...holy crap I'm DYING!

[[deleted user]]

XD I actually always pictured myself either becoming friends with the kidnapped, violently attacking then while screaming, or now just staring at them all creepy like.

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

Called it. *walks away like a boss*

[[deleted user]]

What else would I do...? Put the bag over their head instead xD

[Nicolina]

I imagine myself staring at them like a total creeper and then bursting out laughing...like crazy cackling laughs

[[deleted user]]

XD yes!!!!! Im not sure what I would do 100% and Im getting SO curious. I almost want someone to kidnap me so I can find out what I do

[Nicolina]

Lol same. I imagine what I would do if I got kidnapped

[[deleted user]]

I imagine what I would do in a ton of situations. I just realized something-- WHY IN THE WORLD ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GETTING KIDNAPPED?!?

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

Cuz Hatter likes to start completely random trends and conversations. :)

[[deleted user]]

Oh me too. One time I was constantly changing the subject and Nyx was getting annoyed >:3

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

I believe it.

[[deleted user]]

I am a very believable person. Ok that made no sense to me but WHO CARES?!?!?

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

*stares blankly at Maple* Well...that makes one of us. lol

[[deleted user]]

Whaaa??? You lost me a bit

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

Haha. Nevermind.

[[deleted user]]

Ok. :)

[Ravenpaw/claw~Raise a Glass to Freedom]

Omg I bet if I got kidnapped I would...wait no. I want u all to try and guess what i would probably do.

[Nicolina]

I would start making small talk with my kidnapper
Me: Nice weather we're having.
Kidnapper: *stares*

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

I would most like make the kidnapper pee his pants by making him laugh....MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!

By the time I'm done with my evil plan, the kidnapper will be begging ME to go home.

[The Mad Hatter ~I'd rather have my kingdom fall than lose you to hatred's call~, COMPLETE DOMINATION]

Ravenpaw/claw~Alas! Earwax! You're just as sane as I am (-Luna Lovegood) wrote: "Omg I bet if I got kidnapped I would...wait no. I want u all to try and guess what i would probably do."

Hmmmm......Fangirl him to death?