The Bacon Thread (with extra puns)

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "And the Emporer Baconstantine, who founded Baconstantinople."

Quite a bacongregation.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Did you hear there is to be a new cooking reality show? They're calling it The Great British Bacon-off!

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Did you hear there is to be a new cooking reality show? They're calling it The Great British Bacon-off!"

A show like that will need a host or hostess who's a real baconteur!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Richard Bacon?

[Patti (baconater)]

Vanessa (aka Dumbo) wrote: "Do you have some of this to wake up to Patti?
http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDe...

And perhaps next Valentine's Day, Dave will get you this -
https://cakeheadlov..."

Don't think I'd like bacon flavoured coffee. Bacon roses would be lovely, though.

[David]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Vanessa (aka Dumbo) wrote: "Do you have some of this to wake up to Patti?
http://www.bocajava.com/showProductDe...

And perhaps next Valentine's Day, Dave will get yo..."

Baconniversary gifts.

[Kath]

Hellfire! It's descended into puns.

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Just a few bacons mots...

[Patti (baconater)]

Kath wrote: "Hellfire! It's descended into puns."

Nothing new there.

[David]

Kath wrote: "Hellfire! It's descended into puns."

Baconomasia.

[Jane]

Don't worry Kath. It's just baconfusion brought on by a baconsiderable lust for the rasher

[Elizabeth]

Jane wrote: "Don't worry Kath. It's just baconfusion brought on by a baconsiderable lust for the rasher"

And who is the rasher amongst us, to brave Kath's bacondemnation?

[Kath]

Just don't do it. It's not big and it's not clever!

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Actually some of them are quite clever! Perhaps we should start a pun thread, just for Kath....

;p

[Kath]

You know I won't read it.

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

I love puns !! I find them very punny!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Kath wrote: "You know I won't read it."

Its just to punnish you!

[David]

Bacondescension

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

David wrote: "Bacondescension"

as opposed to bacondensation.

[Jane]

Is Kath being bacondescending to us humble punsters?

The last time anybody told me not to do something because it wasn't big and it wasn't clever I was ten years old, and it resulted in me smoking for fifty years!

Bacongratulations to all my fellow punners.

Let's see how long we can keep it up shall we?

Off now to start a baconflagration (bonfire to the uninitiated).

With baconsiderable delight...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: ""

Bacontankerous.

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: ""

Welly, welly, welly, - what delightful baconwear!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

The piglet looks decidedly unhappy with them.

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "The piglet looks decidedly unhappy with them."

He certainly looks quite disgruntled !!!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

LOL! Nice one Flo :)

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

Raw bacon is really cute!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Yes it is :)

[David]

Baconjunction

[Patti (baconater)]

Bacon seeds

[David]

Baconception

[Patti (baconater)]

David wrote: "Baconception"

Another good one.

[David]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "David wrote: "Baconception"

Another good one."

Inspired by the grilled cheese BLT I had off a food truck last night. Indescribaconly delicious!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

Brilliant!

[Patti (baconater)]

GL wins post of the day.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Thank you Patti. :)

[Jane]

At the risk of being thought bacontentious is there a possibility that the baconsumption of an excess of rashers could result in baconstipation?

[B J]

Great image, GL.
Perhaps a sausage on the left?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

The sausage has been baconsumed already.

[David]

Jane wrote: "At the risk of being thought bacontentious is there a possibility that the baconsumption of an excess of rashers could result in baconstipation?"

Baconvalescence

[Elizabeth]

This thread is full of baconcatenations.

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

Really?? It'll take a lot to baconvince me!!

[Mike]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: ""

Now you've gone too far. How did you know I used wear thouse same red boots when I was in Kindergarten. HA!HA!

[Jane]

Baconfusion.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Mike wrote: "Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: ""

Now you've gone too far. How did you know I used wear thouse same red boots when I was in Kindergarten. HA!HA!"

Lol! Did you have the same look of disgust on your face?

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Mike wrote: "Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: ""

Now you've gone too far. How did you know I used wear thouse same red boots when I was in Kindergarten. HA!HA!"

Lol! Did you have the same look of disgust on your face? "

Disgust, or bacontempt?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Im going to look at the pros and bacons of posting on this thread!

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Im going to look at the pros and bacons of posting on this thread!"

Baconundrum

[Jud]

This thread has me in baconvulsions