The Bacon Thread (with extra puns)

[Jud]

Mmmmm.... bacon and mushrooms...

[Jane]

I will put the bacon muffin recipe up when I get home.

[Elizabeth]

Jane wrote: "I will put the bacon muffin recipe up when I get home."

Magic!

[Patti (baconater)]

I had bacon on my tacos this evening. :D

[Alicia]

Tacos con tocino?

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

I just read that as bacon on my toes and thought, yeah, that's our Patti. Didn't seem strange at all...

Morning all, sunny now but was pouring all night. Have a good day all

[Patti (baconater)]

Ha! I love that our moderator misplaced the morning thread.

Tacos con tocino, sí.
Huevos con jamon for breakfast.

Ti amora carnita!

[Patti (baconater)]

Was my Spanish very dreadful, Alicia?

[Alicia]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Was my Spanish very dreadful, Alicia?"

Perfect!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Now I'm craving bacon, and its 25 minutes past midnight!

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Now I'm craving bacon, and its 25 minutes past midnight!"

Baconecesidad!

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

I've just had bacon, and am now aware this isn't the Morning! thread.

[David]

Rosemary what's that coming over the hill wrote: "I've just had bacon, and am now aware this isn't the Morning! thread."

Bacognition.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Bacinception.

I was going to say baconception, but thats something quite different!

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Baconfusion, quelled.

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Bacinception.

I was going to say baconception, but thats something quite different!"

Bacabulary - A+

[Jane]

Baconfusion. What happens if yo spend too much time reading this thread.

Have just wrapped some babybsausages in bacon an popped them into the oven. To accompany roast chicken breast, tiny new potatoes and green salad.

PS The bloody sun has only gone and poked her snout out from behind the clouds. Hallelujah.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

MMMMMMmmmmmmm!!

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

Baconujah!!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

But what did the mummy and daddy sausages say about having their babies cooked?

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "But what did the mummy and daddy sausages say about having their babies cooked?"

Baconflagration!

[Elizabeth]

and baconsternation

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

bacoblivian!

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

......but all her plans were thwarted - bacofoil !!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

hahahahah!

[David]

T4bsF (Call me Flo) wrote: "......but all her plans were thwarted - bacofoil !!"

And yet she did not expect...the baconquisition!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Or tha Baconquistadors!

[Patti (baconater)]

Tonight, I had chicken. Please don't let me do that again.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Have bacon. Not chicken.

[David]

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Tonight, I had chicken. Please don't let me do that again."

Baconoclast!

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

......go streaky - not clucky - baconmiserations!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Don't tell Patti to streak! Its not safe...

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

.....TOO LATE ETHEL!

[Patti (baconater)]

Well it IS very hot here...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And its Dave's birthday!

[Alicia]

'Sizzling' should be reserved for bacon.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And sausages.

[David]

baconfusion

[Patti (baconater)]

The avocado here is gorgeous.

I'm hungry!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I had an avocado for dinner last night. Then followed it with a croissant with grilled cheese and salami.

[Patti (baconater)]

Still hungry.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

So give Dave a good hard poke and head off to breakfast.

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Avocado's constant is equal to 6 x 10 to the power of a lot of moles. *vaguely remembers chemistry*

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Avogadro, surely? And I didn't know he used it to kill moles...

[David]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Avogadro, surely? And I didn't know he used it to kill moles..."

Avobacado.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Advocaat?

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Nah. That's a kind of lawyer.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I wouldn't advocate drinking a lawyer!

[T4bsF (Call me Flo)]

....who's just lost a case and ended up with egg on his face!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Baconviction. :(