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The Weirdest Thing You can Say
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
*Strokes Chin which does not have a beard*
Hmmm. Something to ponder, one of life's mysteries.
Hmmm. Something to ponder, one of life's mysteries.
Melzz wrote: "*Strokes Chin which does not have a beard*Hmmm. Something to ponder, one of life's mysteries."
*strokes invisible beard* So true...
Melzz wrote: "♥Jenny♥ wrote: "Answer: Because the snail ran away to Mexico."((These answers bring more questions than anything. lol))"
Hehehe, thanks.
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how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck... water?
...Woah. Well, He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would. If a woodchuck could chuck...water
Nick jonas is hot.... **awkward silence** hehe... ^///^((blushing..))
...Ew. I don't like the Jonas brothers. And they're all decent looking.
Not ewwww!!!!!!!! it's 'Ohmiigosshhheezzzz... too much awesomeness'.....
Zack Effron is 45. EWWWW MY BEST FRIEND LIKES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **yuck yuck yuck!**
Zack Effron is 45. EWWWW MY BEST FRIEND LIKES HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **yuck yuck yuck!**
He is not 45 hon. He must be like...19 or 20. And I dislike both the Jonas Brothers and Zac Effron.
(( i kno that, i'm joking... >.>))((lol, that's a joke too!!!!!!))((XD))
What's it called when you listen to one song over and over all day??
What's it called when you listen to one song over and over all day??
...Listening to a song repeatedly, continuously, non-stop...do you need any more?
Yeah...I could feel it from the start,
Couldn't stand to be apart.
Something about you caught my eye,
Something moved me deep inside!
Don't know what you did boy but
You had it and I've been hooked ever since.
I told my mother, my brother, my sister and my friend
I told the others, my lovers, both past and present tense.
Everytime I see you everything starts making sense.
that's wat the joke was about...
Anyways, back to weirdness
DO THE PINCLE!DO THE PINCLE! BROKEN, GET A NEW ONE!
DO THE PINCLE!DO THE PINCLE! BROKEN, GET A NEW ONE!
NOW SHARPEN IT, SHARPEN IT, SHARPEN IT! AHHH A BROKEN SHARPENER!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, back to weirdness
DO THE PINCLE!DO THE PINCLE! BROKEN, GET A NEW ONE!
DO THE PINCLE!DO THE PINCLE! BROKEN, GET A NEW ONE!
NOW SHARPEN IT, SHARPEN IT, SHARPEN IT! AHHH A BROKEN SHARPENER!!!!!!!!!!
EXACTALY! But i'm tired so i can't spel. :P
Aure **Daughter of Zeus** (Sorano) wrote: "that's wat the joke was about...Anyways, back to weirdness
DO THE PINCLE!DO THE PINCLE! BROKEN, GET A NEW ONE!
DO THE PINCLE!DO THE PINCLE! BROKEN, GET A NEW ONE!
NOW SHARPEN IT, SHARPEN IT, SH..."
Lol! Nice.
She's gonna have me singing that song. It's kinda catchy...
Melzz wrote: "Why is this thread all MJ-y?"No idea.
Why is my turtle farting in french?
I know right. *fans turtle's rear end*
Melzz wrote: "Why is this thread all MJ-y?"
Cuz i brought up MJ.
If the phone is made of labyrinth, does it know english??((it doesn't make sense.))
Cuz i brought up MJ.
If the phone is made of labyrinth, does it know english??((it doesn't make sense.))
Lily wrote: "Why is the pingpong table making out with my bed?"O.O
Why are there rice crispies in the fingers of my sandals? Why is there vanilla pudding in grandmas belly button?
Lily wrote: "Why is my mom wearing a corpse as a coat?"Because the rabbit skin ran away. Duh.
O.OWhy is Stephenie Meyer doing the moonwalk on my roof?
O.O I think that's the weirdest thing I've heard all week.
Why is my cat in the air conditioner? *gasp* Who shaved off all of his fur?!?
Lily the Slightly Crazy wrote: "Why is Piglet killing Winnie the Pooh?"O.O Poor Winnie. Hmm, you think I can steal get his honey?
O.O *runs and steals Winnie's honey.* *eats some* Mmm, this isn't as good as I thought it would be.
O.oWhy is Miley Cyrus in my microwave?
O.O*looks down at vanilla cake that I was eating* *gently pushes away plate of cake and goes to the bathroom*
Haha, fifi. Why is Perry the Platapus in my bathtub?
*shakes head* Your rabbit needs help.
*nods* Yes, you should.My chapstick just farted purple.
♥Jenny♥ wrote: "Answer: Because the snail ran away to Mexico."
((These answers bring more questions than anything. lol))