The Weirdest Thing You can Say

[[deleted user]]

I Amber solemnly swear that I have never sucked a monkey cock

[[deleted user]]

I can't even think of a situation that would require you to make that oath. o.O

[Vivi]

I was just thinking that there are no mods on

[[deleted user]]

O.o

[Vivi]

i guess i can't do whatever i want now

[[deleted user]]

'Tis sad for you.

[Vivi]

yes, very. i guess i'll wait until you cleanse yourself

[Stephy]

the Python measured 31 inches in circumference. It got away.

[Vivi]

It got away?! Run!

[[deleted user]]

I'm good, Bear Grylls is somewhere around here, he'll probably eat the snake for me.