The Challenge Factory discussion
This topic is about
How to Be a Normal Person
2016 ♦Archives Buddy Read ♦
>
Nichole & Krissy - How To Be A Normal Person
date
newest »
newest »
message 1:
by
Denise, Manufacturing Director
(new)
May 01, 2016 03:19AM
Mod
reply
|
flag
When should we schedule this one?
I don't know. *sigh* I feel bad. I had such grand plans.
We starting this on wed or Thurs?
"He was not a firework. Or, if he was, he was those black snake ones that you light and they do nothing but ash a long line. Nobody liked them and they did absolutely nothing"
I can totally relate. Lol
Lol! That's a good one :)I didn't get very far at work today but about to start back up. So far so good! I like that he's a cranky ass, lol.
Haha! Ch. 7- He's all pissy because 2 new people came into his store to rent movies, lol.
Lol @ the Grrr face.
I am loving #grumpygus.
"I've seen (dramatic pause)
Men of my generation
Pretending love and making war
(pause for raucous applause)
All the while
Sweet sweet mustard gas child
Dragging ferrets through the store"
*DYING
"That is not a window! That's a garage door! A garage door of time!
Lolololololololololololol
Lol! Is that stoner talk? I haven't made it that far.
No. It's Gus' experience with customer service trying to get internet hooked up to his house. The entire conversation is priceless. Gus is my EVERYTHING right now!
Haha, yes! I just finished that part. So funny!
AT SIX fifteen in the afternoon on May 21, 2014, Gustavo Tiberius connected to the Internet in his home on his own for the first time. Two minutes and fourteen seconds later, he’d somehow gotten trapped in a black hole on a site called Tumblr that led to porn of a most enthusiastic variety, if the faces of the six people on the screen had any measure. Gus may have shrieked slightly when one of the pornographic actors, a large Caucasian male with exuberant-looking nipples, glared at one of the females, gave a cocky smirk, and said, “I’m gonna get yo mouth pregnant.”Gus slammed the computer shut just as the large pornographic actor began to do just that. For the next four minutes and seventeen seconds, he stood in his kitchen, rocking back and forth, moaning, “But you can’t get her mouth pregnant, you just can’t.”
Bahahaha!
Gus could do this. It wasn’t that hard. They were friends, of a sort. And friends asked each other for advice. “Yes,” he said, ready to get this over with. “Advice. Well. It has come to my attention that I need to check if I am pungent or not. Who is your proctologist, and do you recommend them?” Dead silence.Oh Gus! You poor awkward man, lol.
Haha! He did finger guns at Casey!
Nichole wrote: "Haha! He did finger guns at Casey!"He totally did! I loved it!
Sooo, these 2 are just adorable. They're about to go on their first date to the Strawberry Festival and Casey is high. My mom calls me all the time high.... she's random and hard to follow, lol. Yes, I did say my mom.
My husband's family and my own family are so full of addicts I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter who we talk to. They're most likely high. Lol
Yeah, my mom and sister and some cousins live in Colorado Springs... they're all potheads.
Our families are into the harder shit. My husband was a huge pothead before he joined the military. And I wouldn't be surprised if he continued being a huge pothead when he finally retires. Lol
Finished! Gus and Casey are the cutest couple ever. I loved it
I finished too. I loved it. They were so freakin adorable! I was cracking up everytime Gus was listening to how to be a normal person and would fast forward before they finished talking to whatever random thing.It didn't even have sex and I still loved it, lol!
Gonna have to save the rest for next month, I think. I have that stupid challenge and then the holiday weekend.
Karishma wrote: "You are making me want to read this.:-D"You should! It's a great book
