grant a wish drop a curse

[[deleted user]]

i got this game from the ultimate book club (also great group)
the first person wishes for something and the next person grants it but drops a curse too
example:
person 1. i wish i had some chocolate
person 2. but then you'll feel sick i wish i had a pet

i'll start: i wish i had a libarary

[Hads]

Granted, but all the books are in Spanish.

I wish I had a younger sibling

[[deleted user]]

granted but then they steal all your books
i wish i had a million dollors

[Lyd's Archive (7/'15 to 6/'18)]

granted, but you can't access it until you're fifty
I wish I had the Hamilton cast album

[[deleted user]]

granted but then it burns in a fire
i wish i had a new cd player

[Hads]

Granted, but you need to sell it after it plays one cd.

I wish I had an iPod.

[[deleted user]]

granted but your friend borrows it and it drops and smashes
i wish i had a laptop

[Lyd's Archive (7/'15 to 6/'18)]

granted but the internet is very slow
I wish there were cars that emitted less greenhouse gas

[[deleted user]]

granted but then they all get stolen
i wish i had a puppy

[Hads]

Granted, but it never stops barking

I wish I had an earlier birthday.

[[deleted user]]

granted but then everyone forgets about it
i wish i had some chocolate

[Hads]

(good deal if you ask me, I'll remind them by shouting about it anyways)
Granted, but it's melted.

I wish I could sing.

[[deleted user]]

(LOL)
granted but then when you sing you sound like a frog
i wish i had every disney movie

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you can't watch anything at all other than disney movies FOREVER!

I wish I was a famous poet...

[[deleted user]]

but then someone burns all your poems
i wish was a author(when im older)

[Ravanna Dee]

Granted, but you can only write books that no one can read.

I wish for a magic horse.

[[deleted user]]

but then it gets poisoned
i wish i had a really good book to read

[Ravanna Dee]

Granted, but it ends terribly!

I wish for an ice cream machine!

[[deleted user]]

granted but theres only rotten carrot flavoured
i wish i had some waffles

[Grace]

Granted, but they're two weeks old.

I wish I had a book vending machine.

[kavi + alex + noir ~ve|vim~]

Granted, but it will break

I wish I could watch anime forever

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then its in a Language you dont understand
i wish i own all the books i like

[Lucy]

But you will read them all and have nothing els to read

I wish I had a green fish

[Grace]

Your green fish will die the second day you own it.

I wish I was able to touch a test and have all the answers.

[[deleted user]]

but then for your job you have to clean toilets lol

i wish i had some chocolate

[The Feline Felon]

Granted but then it was poisoned
I wish I had some bacon

[[deleted user]]

but then a pig (the bacons mother) comes to tell you off and hit u
(random)

i wish that it would be tomorrow

[The Feline Felon]

granted but then u couldnt go to dinner tonight

I wish my mom would leave already

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then she never comes back

i wish i didnt have a cold

[[deleted user]]

granted, but you will always have a headache no matter what
I wish I had no fines on my library card

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then you cant take any more books out

[[deleted user]]

i wish i had a new book

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you could never read it
Wish I didn't have to wqorry abt school

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then you get ur brain removed (so ur a robot now) (random)

i wish i didnt have to do dishes

[[deleted user]]

granted
but you never eat
Wish didn't have to fight with my mom

[[deleted user]]

granted, but then she disappears in thin air

i wish i had a tissue box (random)

[The Feline Felon]

granted but all the tissues are covered in snot

I wish I had some friends not on the internet

[[deleted user]]

granted, but they dont understand you (cause they speak alien)

i wish i owned a libaray

[The Feline Felon]

granted but someone is going to burn all the books

I wish I had a Mustang GT

[Grace]

Here's a mustang named GT, but watch his hooves, he's a vicious kicker.

I wish all my story ideas would be magically turned into published novels...

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but they will turn out to be a epic fail
Wish I didn't have to help my sis w/ her hw

[Grace]

You don't have to help her with her homework, since it's all you homework now! Mwahaha the evilness...

I wish I had time to catch up on all the shows and book series I need to finish.

[[deleted user]]

Granted
BUT you WILL have the time, but you will never be able to use it on the shows/books series

[ash ✈]

i wish i had blue eyes

YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT THIS ONE!!!

[[deleted user]]

but then it turns out to be a scientific fact that you die at the age of 30 if you have blue eyes

[ash ✈]

um i wish i lived in a book

[[deleted user]]

but then the book is a horror book

i wish it was 4:00 pm

[ash ✈]

but at 4:00 you would die
i wish i was a genie

[[deleted user]]

but someone throws your lamp in lava


i wish i had a horse

[ash ✈]

But the horse wanted your blood
i wish i had super powers