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Feb 24, 2016 03:59PM
Unfortunately my dad didn't remember that he was my dad from his shock over the fire earlier.
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Fortunately, my dad had a taco in his hand and was so disoriented he didn't realize I was eating it right out of his hand.
Fortunately, there was a nearby burito place I could walk to!
Fortunately, I was able to steal a kid's burito and run away.
Unfortunately the police are also nearby to arrest me for stealing.
Unfortunately, he said he needed a doughnut too or he would give me a ticket for five million dollars.

Unfortunately, I was walking to the policeman and suddenly became so, so hungry I couldn't help but eat the donut- and the money!

Fortunately the money... Made its way out, with only a couple of chew marks on it and the policeman accepted it in disgust.
((Yeah actually...I'm stuck))
Unfortunately I still had to pay to send the kid to hospital.
Unfortunately I still had to pay to send the kid to hospital.
Unfortunately I couldn't find my parents.
Unfortunatley, my sister was sick and confused and wouldn't eat anything other than lemons and bananas.
Fortunately the kid forgave me so I didn't need my sister to pay anything.
unfortunately the kids brother wasnt so lenient and demanded payment
Unfortunately he called his cousin who was a debt collector
Fortunately his truck broke down so he couldn't come.
Unfortunately, He called a cab.
Fortunately his cabby didn't know where to go
Unfortunately he turned on his G.P.S.
Fortunately the GPS exploded and was of no use whatsoever
Unfortunately it injured both the taxi driver and the cousin, so now the kid's brother demanded payment for all three people.
fortunately it was proven that it was a faulty GPS so all charges went to the company
Unfortunately the kids brother said that it was legal to demand 1000 dollars from me.
fortunately what the kid said wasnt true so he didnt have to pay a cent
Unfortunately I realised I might need to pay to send my sister to the hospital, because she was still confused and not in the right mind.
Fortunately her befuddled brain was soon cleared and there was no need to take her to the hospital...a goodnight sleep would do the trick!
Unfortunately she decided to have her good night's sleep right there on the pavement.
Fortunately her brother carried her home to her actual bed.
Fortunately he ducked out the way
Fortunately I was there to save my sister before she fell.
Fortunately he was there to break the fall so only he got hurt