Why Does It Never Work

[princess maggie]

So this is me I guess. I like to read. I like to write. I like to question the existence of everything, save our subconscious. Feel free to ask questions as we take a virtual tour through the messy world that is my brain.

[princess maggie]

So... listening to my Prince record, reading some fanfics. This is like my first entry so I'm not quite sure what to put.

[princess maggie]

My friend just texted me. She asked me if she could be my girlfriend. I don't know how to respond. I think it's a joke. I don't know what's going on.

[princess maggie]

So I guess to start off I should answer some questions about myself:
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Umm... now
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
Yeah. Briefly.
3. Have you taken someone's virginity?
nope
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
Somewhat.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
I don't really like anyone at the moment.
6. What are you excited for?
Folklife Festival
7. What happened tonight?
Nothing. Talked to my internet friends.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
Not really. do what you want.
9. Is confidence cute?
A fair amount yes. But there is such thing as too much.
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Almond milk I believe. Or cranberry-mango
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
A couple. I have a pretty close relationship with boys as they are who I grew up with
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
I think two
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
Read
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
I want to get Purple rain on vinyl.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
Never kissed anyone
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
I have no idea
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
Probably Sylvie, Claire, or Savannah
18. The last time you felt broken?
Oh god I don't even know
19. Have you had sex today?
never had sex fm
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
I' probably asexual
21. Are you in a good mood?
Sure
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
If I was n a cage then yes. Only if they couldn't really reach me.
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
a little darker
24. What do you want right this second?
talk to my friend Jared
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
Umm... don't really like anyone
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
Unfortunately
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
Yeah. It'd be hard but yeah
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
a message from my friend about the Selection Series dresses
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
Oh, most definitely.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
I think so. to a certain extent
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
No not at all. he's just a friend
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
Shawn Mendes? Of course he does.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
I like the leon-lime sodas
34. Listening to?
P!atd
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
yep but I like pens better
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
Never kissed anyone
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't disbelieve in it
38. Who did you last call?
My uncle Jeff
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
my 7 yr old cousin
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Never been kissed
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
I actually don't even remember
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
Hugged my mom
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
when I was twelve
44. Do you tan in the nude?
no
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
NEVER BEEN KISSED
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
Jared
47. Who was the last person to call you?
Jared
48. Do you sing in the shower?
yep all the time
49. Do you dance in the car?
all the time. especially while I'm hardcore singing
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
maybe. cant remember
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Unless school photos count when i was seven
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
No i LOVE musicals
53. Is Christmas stressful?
a lil'
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
yep. they're gross
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Marionberry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
vet, archeologist, forensic scientist, and
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Spritis not ghosts
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
all the time
59. Take a vitamin daily?
yerp
60. Wear slippers?
uh-huh
61. Wear a bath robe?
all the time
62. What do you wear to bed?
Usually a long t shirt
63. First concert?
Helles Bells at Kitsap Rodeo
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target,
65. Nike or Adidas?
Idc
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos, but only the plain ones
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
better than revenge
69. Ever take dance lessons?
ballet for 9 years
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
nah
71. Can you curl your tongue?
kinda
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
nope
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Idk
74. What is your favorite book?
The Outsiders
75. Do you study better with or without music?
with
76. Regularly burn incense?
yep yep yep
77. Ever been in love?
don't think so
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
fob
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
cold
81. Tea or coffee?
Tea
82. Favorite type of cookie?
snickerdoodle
83. Can you swim well?
yeah
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
yeah for a little
85. Are you patient?
Sometimes
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
band
87. Ever won a contest?
a watermelon eating contest
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope
89. Which are better black or green olives?
BLACK
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Do what ya want with your life
91. Best room for a fireplace?
Living area
92. Do you want to get married?
nope

[princess maggie]

So, umm... Trump is here in Washington today. Wow... this is interesting. I'm really tired, because I spent the hole day pressure washing the deck at my grandma's hose. Also saw my friend, Evan, making out with his girlfriend at the park. In front of my three year old cousin. I need someone to talk to me.