Unfortunately Fortunately

[Sammy]

Fortunately, unlike what we thought, hell was actually quite a cozy and comfortable place with baked cookies that never ran out.

[Sammy]

Unfortunately, the beautiful tropical island has a tribe of cannibals living there.

[Sammy]

Unfortunately, the came back as unicorn zombies that eat human flesh.

[TessaMarie]

Unfortunatly, there was one unicorn that decided to break the streak and killed one of the Kids and drank his blood anyway.

[[deleted user]]

Fortunately, the unicorn was full so the rest of the kids survived.

[TessaMarie]

Unfortunatly, a bomb was dropped on the Island to kill all the unicorns and ended up killing all the Kids as well.

[[deleted user]]

Fortunately, it actually only killed three children, so most survived.

[TessaMarie]

Unfortunately, they all had Radiation poisoning.

[[deleted user]]

Fortunately, they found gas masks that belonged to the unicorns, so most got over it.

[TessaMarie]

Unforutnatly, those who did not all died.