MY New Year's Resolutions

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I fully intend to keep these resolutions:

1. I resolve to eat more pizza
2. I resolve to drink more wine
3. I resolve to continue not jogging.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Charles wrote: "I fully intend to keep these resolutions:

1. I resolve to eat more pizza
2. I resolve to drink more wine
3. I resolve to continue not jogging."

More pizza, less jogging? I'm very interested in your program sir. Where do I sign up? Do you have any literature?

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I there any training course for this program? Can I add, 4) I resolve to watch more TV and do less yard work?

[T.L.]

I'd say count me in, but I worked flipping hard to shed 2 stone last year, so shan't join your wonderful new fitness regime ;-P

My new year's resolution is not to overwork myself.
I didn't really realise until I actually stopped at Christmas (first time I hit the pause button all year) just how exhausted I was!

Full time job, author, wife, part time step mum, holistic therapist; something's gotta give!? Don't worry; it won't be my writing. I'll still continue, just maybe won't spend quite so much time on the promo bits. If it sells it sells.

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Dwayne wrote: "Charles wrote: "I fully intend to keep these resolutions:

1. I resolve to eat more pizza
2. I resolve to drink more wine
3. I resolve to continue not jogging."

More pizza, less jogging? I'm very..."

I've made arrangements with your local pizza parlor. Merely call them, tell them you're in the "eat more pizza, drink more wine" program and ask for their special. Literature is on the box top or side.

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Morris wrote: "I there any training course for this program? Can I add, 4) I resolve to watch more TV and do less yard work?"

You can add whatever you wish to the resolutions you intend to keep.

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T.L. wrote: "I'd say count me in, but I worked flipping hard to shed 2 stone last year, so shan't join your wonderful new fitness regime ;-P

My new year's resolution is not to overwork myself.
I didn't really ..."

I have it on good authority that pizza has no calories.

[Chikamso]

T.L. wrote: "I'd say count me in, but I worked flipping hard to shed 2 stone last year, so shan't join your wonderful new fitness regime ;-P

My new year's resolution is not to overwork myself.
I didn't really ..."

Well done you...
I decided not to have any resolutions this year. I have set some personal goals, one of which is to complete my second novel.

[Frederick]

No more NY resolutions... last ones get me married and having 3 children. That was 13 years ago when I had the last one - RESOLUTIONS, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

[G.G.]

Oh a pizza resolution? I'm all for that!