Ask Jerry[Cabbage Man]

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ASK AWAY XD

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Me: this is going to be fun...

Jerry: What is? Are we going to farm cabbages?! *jumps and claps hands* Yay!

Me: No..

J: What? Then why am I even here? I HAVE A JOB!

Me: So?

J: *gasp* SO? It's important!

Me: Yeah maybe to you.

J: No one asked you!

Me:.....okay fine meany head.

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Korra: Um.....

Me: Walk away, slowly...Korra...from the cabbage-obsessed man...o.o

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J: I have a name, nimrod! *sweeter tone* It's Jerry by the way.

Me: O.O I think he's bipolar...

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Me: OMG, IT'S THE CABBAGE MAN :o

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Sokka: Never really trusted that cabbage man ->-

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J: ITS JERRY! *smacks Alex with a stick*

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me: DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIMROD?-______-

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Ow! *sob*
Sokka: Not cool, dude -___-

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☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "me: DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIMROD?-______-"

J: Soo....?

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αℓεx [тнε εαятн нαs яιsεη] wrote: "Sokka: Never really trusted that cabbage man ->-"

*jumps on cabbage cart* STAY AWAY!!!!

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ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "me: DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIMROD?-______-"

J: Soo....?"

Me: SOOO, IT'S RUDE AND DON'T CALL ME THAT AGAIN.

Or i'll call you Cabbage-Obsessed Man -_____-

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αℓεx [тнε εαятн нαs яιsεη] wrote: "Me: Ow! *sob*
Sokka: Not cool, dude -___-"

Me: :'(Sorry Alex. :*

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☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "me: DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIMROD?-______-"

J: Soo....?"

Me: SOOO, IT'S RUDE AND DON'T CALL ME T..."

J: Your feelings do not affect me. Now move on unless you're here to buy something. :)

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Me: OHMYGOSHTHECABBAGEMAN!!! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH ON ONE OF YOUR CABBAGES?!

Toph:...who is this?

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ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "me: DID YOU JUST CALL ME NIMROD?-______-..."

Me: -_____________________________- Can I smash your cabbage cart, please?

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J: Finally someone who apriciates my art. *signs cabbage* That'll be ten bucks. :)

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Me:....-_- TOPH! I need ten bucks!

Toph: You might want to ask Katrah or Sokka.

Me: Why?

Toph: Because a buck is a reindeer. And reindeers live in water y places.

Me: *rolls eyes* I'm rolling my eyes Toph. Give me ten dollars!

Toph: Make me.

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☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wro..."

*screams like a girl* Never! *hugs cart* My precious...

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ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "☠мeιyυ(αи∂ ɾαïṉвøώṡ)☠♫ιғ тнeѕe wιngѕ coυld ғly♫ wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wro..."

Me: .______.

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J: I can't make a living without money...

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Me: SHUT UP JERRY! IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR HERE WITH THE QUEEN TOPH!!!

Toph: *raises boulders*

Me: *gulps*

Toph: Hehehehehe.

Me: Sokka...what do you do now?

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ƹ̵̡ӝ̵̨̄ʒ τríssċär ƹ̵̡ӝ̵̨̄ʒ нαиgιиg fσя αѕ ℓσиg αѕ ι ¢αи, вєfσяє тнє gℓαѕѕ ѕнαттєяѕ.. wrote: "Me: SHUT UP JERRY! IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR HERE WITH THE QUEEN TOPH!!!

Toph: *raises boulders*

Me: *gulps*

Toph: Hehehehehe.

Me: Sokka...what do you do now?"

J: Hmph. *crosses arms* *puts cabbage back on cart* *recrosses arms*

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Sokka: *Offers 90 coins to Jerry* Here, cabbage man... -_-

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J: *smiles* Thanks! *trades cabbage for coins *

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Me: THANKS SOKKA!!! *hugs Sokka*

Toph: -_-

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J:....Why am I in the non benders section??
I AM THE LAST CABBAGE BENDER!!! *screams to the heavens*

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Me: Cabbage isn't an element... just a tasty veggie /:

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

Me: You're kidding right? XD

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J: No! Cabbage is very vital in ones everyday life! And I can bend it!
*picks up a cabbage and makes whooshy noises*

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

Me: I meant you're kidding about being the cabbage man XD You're sure you don't want to be someone more… prominent?

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ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "J:....Why am I in the non benders section??
I AM THE LAST CABBAGE BENDER!!! *screams to the heavens*"


...XDDDDDDD

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нєямєѕ ~тнε ℓαsт αιявεη∂εя~ wrote: "Me: I meant you're kidding about being the cabbage man XD You're sure you don't want to be someone more… prominent?"

Me: Do you not approve of my life choices, sir? I'm sorry what would please you?

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

Me: It's fine, it's fine XD

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You sure? I could be Ang's girlfriend instead.

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

Me: It's you're choice not mine :P

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No no if you'd rather me be someone else...

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Me: It's totally fine! I just thought 'cause "Jerry" isn't a main character… I like to get obsessed with my characters, and you can't really obsess over Jerry… but I'm ok with it :)

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Me: But Jerry can obsess over you @_@ BEWARE HIM, THE CRAZY SO-CALLED CABBAGE BENDER!

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Me: Would that be like… water bending? 'Cause there's water in cabbage?

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Me: OMG, yeah! @_@ HE'S A WATETBENDER! AND HE SPECIALIZES IN VEGGIE JUICE!

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I don't. Plus he's fun to play as. I can give have him act almost anyway I want.

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ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "I don't. Plus he's fun to play as. I can give have him act almost anyway I want."

Me: *gasp* ALLIE IS A BLOODBENDER :O RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Sokka: *unmanly squeal**dashes away*

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..I'm the only one who's not a mod....

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

o:

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αℓεx [тнε εαятн нαs яιsεη] wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "I don't. Plus he's fun to play as. I can give have him act almost anyway I want."

Me: *gasp* ALLIE IS A BLOODBENDER :O RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Sokka: *unma..."

*cry cry cry* *heart breaks*

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

Me: I can't make you a mod because your status picture is covering up the button I need to press /:

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: ._. So... What now?
Sokka: She's trying to trick us! >:o
Me: :/
Sokka: @_@
Me: -_-

[Justin, THE AVATAR! *Whooshing noises*]

Me: Can anyone manage to make Allie a mod? I AM TRYING EVERYTHING.