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But, we already signed those contracts! And guess what, it would cost too much to close those factories... So we *have* to sell the surplus to other countries. Countries that have formerly been our enemies, just to show our support for them!
And buy foreign military equipment to give to other foreign militaries! That money is so much better spent than taking care of wounded veterans. There are plenty of private organizations out there to take care of them, let them get help from those people.
We must build, build, build!

Beautiful.
Spoken like a true Overgrounder!"
;) Just sayin'!

But we need votes, votes, votes and money, money, money for jobs, jobs, jobs. We all owe our Amurican way of life to building bombs, bombs, bombs, so we can relax in front of our TV sets, minus a relative or two who might have been trying to deliver our work.

Let the capitalism takeover and damned the society.

Isn't it obvious he was doing great things?
Of course big pharma has secret teams assassinating quacks!
His family wants justice. His murder is being masked as suicide by the big pharma black-ops team.
why not just give them all kool-aid?
https://www.gofundme.com/xscefs?fb_ac...

Why not just the electric chair, Sash?
I mean, those Undergrounders don't deserve to live, do they?

I mean, those Undergrounders don't deserve to live, do they?"
Absolutely not! We must study them, and how they think. Lock them up, and question them - they must have government secrets, and be supporting our enemies.
Then, when we have broken them, we must try to rehabilitate them. We are the most compassionate country, and therefore our enemies will cower when they see how we treat these poor people, dosing them with medication approved by us in the attempt to further fund the medical fields (pockets).

NEWSPEAK, DOUBLESPEAK, PROPAGANDA NOWSPEAK.
Friendly Fire = Friendly.
Anarchism = Violence.
Peace Keepers = Peace.
Democracy = Equality.
Capitalism = Democracy.
Capitalism = The Only Sensible World There Is.
Democracy = Capitalism.
Anti-Capitalism = Communism.
Socialism = A Bit Like Communism.
Vote Boycotting = You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are To Have The Vote.
Not Backing Your Soldiers 100% = Suspicious.
Islam = Terrorism.
Terrorism = Middle East.
Allah and Jehovah = Not The Same God.
Christianity = Good.
Islam = Bad.
Minimum Wage = Fairness.
Public Money Spent On War = Security.
Classified = For Your Own Safety.
The News = Absolute Truth.
Television = The Real World.
The Internet = The Real World.
Video Games= The Real World.
Nigel Farage = Nice Bloke Who Must Be One Of Us Because He Drinks And Smokes.
David Cameron = Oh He Must Be Alright, He’s Called Dave.
Russell Brand = Don’t Take His Views Seriously.
Jeremy Clarkson = It’s Very Important That You Should Always Know About Jeremy Clarkson.
Advertisements = Things You Should Have, Need And Deserve.
Latest Models = Things You Need Because Other People Don’t Have Them Yet.
Meat = Not Animal.
Meat = Animal.
Humanity = The Greatest.
Career = Life.
Money = Life.
Life = The Human World.
Sex = Nothing Is As Important As Sex.
Love = Rom-com Happy Ending.
Drugs = Bad.
Prescribed Drugs = Good.
Another Country = Not As Good As Our Country.
The System = Serving You.
Building New Builds = There’s A Housing Crisis.
Building New Roads = Getting Somewhere Quicker Is More Important Than Nature And The Environment.
Charity = Once A Year Telethons.
Grace = Will And Grace.
The National Lottery = It Could Be You.
Washing Powder = This One Is Definitely Better Than The One We Had Last Year And The Year Before That And…
Toilet Tissue = Much More Important Than You Think.
Conspiracy Theorist = A Nutty, Gaga, Lala, Kook, Cuckoo, Screwed Up, Boozed Up, Mashed Up, Mad As A Brush, Bonkers, Conkers, What A Plonker, Crazy Person.
1984 = Fiction.

NEWSPEAK, DOUBLESPEAK, PROPAGANDA NOWSPEAK.
Friendly Fire..."
Where is that damned like button?

NEWSPEAK, DOUBLESPEAK, PROPAGANDA NOWSPEAK.
..."
Ha! Thanks! :)

Yes. All correct.

Then, when we have broken them, we must try to rehabilitate them. We are the most compassionate country, and therefore our enemies will cower when they see how we treat these poor people, dosing them with medication approved by us in the attempt to further fund the medical fields (pockets). ..."
So we have the technology to turn Undergrounders into Overgrounders via rehab-ilitation?

They don't. We should do away with them as soon as possible.

Exactly, and anybody against Donald Trump should be given death penalty.

So we have the technology to turn Undergrounders into Overgrounders via rehab-ilitation?"
Oh, absolutely! We are *this* close to perfecting the treatments... We just need a few more studies to ensure the desired results... Undergrounders and rabble-rousers will do...
'Now, sit here in this chair. Yes, like that. Good. And here are some sunglasses. It might get a bit bright for a moment...'

Pure genius!"
James Morcan wrote: "Harry wrote: "Charity = Once A Year Telethons. ..."
Pure genius!"
Cheers mate.
Though now I've posted that piece, I may have used up any further satire appropriate to this thread.



But we need votes, votes, votes and money, money, money for jobs, jobs, jobs. We all owe our Amurican way of life to building bombs, bombs, bombs, so we can relax in front of our TV sets, minus a relative or two who might have been trying to deliver our work. ..."
Build that wall! Build that wall! Build that wall!
Here's the summary I thought up:
This discussion thread has been designed to encourage debates (i.e. regurgitating what we have all been told a million times before) about commonly reported "issues" of our times. All you need is a mind (any mind will do), an interest in remaining alive and a desire to gossip about the news aka infotainment aka “overground knowledge”.
Now, let me get the ball rolling...
-Terrorists are everywhere. Check under your beds. They're everywhere!
-Now listen up, there is not enough money to cover Universal Healthcare!!! So just get that silly idea out of your minds once and for all. I mean, for Christ's sake, you think money grows on trees?? Yes, we "invest" trillions on "military interventions" every year, but that's to protect against the aforementioned terrorists which are everywhere (just in case you've forgotten), and yes we spend trillions rescuing private banks but that's to help the common people, so get it thru your thick skulls: healthcare for everyone is unaffordable.
-All Muslims are evil. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. And that's why terrorists are everywhere (because all terrorists are Muslims).
-We are sorry, but because of the extended coverage of Britney Spears' haircut ("did Birtney's hairdresser cut too much or too little this time?") we ran out of time in this news bulletin to mention that 300 innocent child and adult patients were killed today in a hospital "somewhere in Pakistan" due to a drone that "had a mind of its own".