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Briar Rose
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Jan 02, 2016 03:14AM

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It was a tv series, turned into an audio book with a cast. The performing cast was nice, but the bits in between were like the script for the movie.
Just not good enough. A pity, because it could have worked great if there had been a bit more effort put into it.

With the first, there were two narrators and the sample only had one. I liked the male just fine but couldn't stand the female voice.
The second was a book where all the dialogue was in thickly accented pidgin and try as a might, I just couldn't understand about a quarter of it.




The most recent one I returned I was trying to listen to when I was really sick and listened to the same stuff over and over again and kept falling asleep until I couldn't stand the book anymore. Not audible's fault , but still the book was ruined for me and I wanted something else. Twice I have had narrators voices make me so nuts I was clenching my jaw! But I have a collection of over 150 books , and a BIG reason I feel comfortable buying is that I know that if I really don't like it , I can return it.



Was his first sci fi --- hated so I forgot the title

With audiobooks the price is much higher yet we have to make a decision based on a smaller sample, chosen by the publishers to showcase the work. I think there would be fewer returns if a decent percentage of an audiobook was available to peruse - maybe with a facility to fast forward through and stop to sample randomly at any point during the first hour or so.
The only rationale I can think of against this idea is limited server capacity for storing the excerpts, but frankly this is not a genuine reason. Soundcloud will accept up to 3 hours of audio uploaded for free and Amazon have much more capacity than that tiny outfit.
By comparison Amazon's ebooks allow a 10-20% sample, yet the 5 minute excerpt for an Audible novel of 10 hour duration is less than 1%...


I should clarify that you were only able to hear the entire first chapter on Iambik's site. Their books also sell on Audible and the samples are cut to the first 5 minutes.

After liking the first book of one trilogy, I stupidly bought the next two, and ended up hating them with a passion (the Small Change series by Jo Walton). One of the narrators was part of the reason for one of the books, but I simply loathed the books. I wanted to return the edition of Winnie-the-Pooh I had bought because Piglet was read with a deeply annoying snuffling noise, but it was too late.


I'm pretty sure I listened to the same narrator for that as you, and BOY was that snorting annoying.

Was it the actual writing, , the book didn't play right on your device, or was it the narrator ?"
As far as I can remember, only once. I returned the first Game of Thrones audiobook as it contained editing errors (for example, there was one part of over 30 minutes which was repeated).

Was it the actual writing, , the book didn't play right on your device, or was it the narrator ?"
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Yes! In addition, a sentence repeated about once an hour. I think they recorded it off CD's, and some books on CD repeat the last line of the previous CD as the first sentence of the next CD. I was so surprised that they let that popular book out in that condition.

That is so annoying!!! I just listened to a book that kept telling me to flip the tape & then repeated 3 sentences or so. I wanted to scream in frustration. It would probably take an intern less than an hour to properly edit the files, so there is no excuse. It was a book I got from the library.


I probably should have returned Game of Thrones. I alerted CS and also left a review on Audible stating the editing errors. (It has 201 of 218 reviewers liking it.) I'm still amazed they put it out in that condition, given how many months it spent as a best seller.
I also returned The World According To Garp because the sound quality was so bad that I couldn't even hear it at times. It's like someone held a microphone up to someone's boombox that was playing it on casette in order to record it. I should probably leave a review about that one as well... Again, surprising, especially since Irving's a pretty big-time author.

I think that's a great suggestion. You know, they do that for music and spoken word albums - you can preview every track just like a music album. FYI my small biz recently released a 6 hr audiobook both on Audible and over on Google Play, and it prices out cheaper at Google Play than Audible (about $9 at Google Play vs. about $20 as an a la carte retail purchase on Audible). At Google Play, you can preview every track on the audiobook and the audio quality's better. But everybody buys on Audible. Both Amazon and Google Play recently capped the price of independently produced mp3 albums at around $10, regardless of length - they used to be much more expensive than the same book at Audible. But I digress.

I can't recall ever returning a book because the narrator annoyed me. Mostly it makes me sad when that happens, but I muddle through. There have been a few that I just couldn't find the ear for. It wasn't that the recording was bad. The one that comes to mind grated because the narrator's voice was too deep. I put it down and vowed to try again later. I'll eventually get around to it.
The last books I returned were three of a series. They had to go because the sexism of the author and the story itself led me to want to throw things. I actually read the first book in its entirety. I need to see how the initial plot threads would be tied before I had a full impression. When I saw that the one worthwhile female character was going to spend the bulk of the second book waiting in the wings bound and gagged by the villain of the piece, having spent one-third of the first book in the same condition, I gave up. That was enough for me. Some male authors have this thing where they believe that women are most compelling trussed up and dangled as bait to add 'emotional impact' and 'impetus' to the story. It makes me want to scream.
I thank the PTBs for Audible. I wouldn't be quite so cavalier to purchase an entire series like that were it not for their kind return policy. I'm not inclined to keep crap. If I deeply dislike a book, I return it. I have no idea how many I've returned over the years. There have been a few, but I buy a lot of books, around 200 this past year. You guys are so bad for me.

I was so bummed out. I've really wanted to read this, as I love John Irving. If it was even passable I'd tell you to get it, but it's not passable by a long shot. :-/



Plus also one when I managed to get two copies of the same book, different / later publication of it...
Yes, some of those cd conversions are annoying with the re-reading. Also the ones where they have mastered it and there are no pauses between chapters. Like John Sandford's first Prey novel., Rules of Prey At least, one edition of it. So basically where the chapters met, it was like the silence at the end of every sentence was trimmed, and the tracks just squished together. The CD version was fine though. Same narrator. I've never returned it for these issues though.


"Could Not Finish"
This started out so slow moving or should I say the narration was so slow moving that I looked in the paper book and after 2 hours of listening I was only on page 47. I didn't like this narrator the cadence of her voice and the slow reading was too much.
I'll read this book in paper form. If you are looking for a good audio about Catherine The Great try the book by, Robert Massie narrated by, Mark Deakins that was a good one that kept my attention throughout!"

The way to avoid that is to criticize the work, not the narrator. There really aren't very many "bad narrators" out there, and if there are, they are pretty isolated. There are a lot of bad castings, bad productions, bad direction, and poor creative choices. All of the authors and narrators I know are hungry for good criticism, but are annoyed by useless blanket statements like "this narrator is terrible" or "this makes my ears bleed."


Once, while listening to Justine, Lawrence Durrell's first volume of his Alexandria Quartet, Near the the end, there was like a 16 page portion missing. It was unabridged, so I called Customer Service. They were apologetic and offered to refund my credit. I told them that was not necessary because Iwas also reading the book. They took down the book, edirion, narrator and missing pages. They refunded my credit anyway and subsequently reissued a corrected version.


Sorry, just saw this: you have a year to return a book - which is amazing, as return policies go ... but unfortunately Pooh sat in my library longer than that before I got around to it.

Exactly. My plan is on temporary hold, and I just discovered I can't return anything unless and until it goes back to normal.

As for criticizing specific narrators, there are times where the narrator probably shouldn't have taken the job, realizing later it had been a mistake. Perfectly good narrators can be a bad fit for specific jobs.

And today I returned one that I bought a couple of days ago as a Daily Deal. I was looking at my credit card transactions in my banking app and found a rather larger than it should have been charge to Audible. They charged me full price for the book instead of the Daily Deal price and somehow I didn't spot it. I didn't have a proper look at the order confirmation email, just a glance. That'll teach me to do orders at breakfast time when I'm still half asleep. So that's gone back and of course it's now at full price again, so I'm miffed. I've emailed them to ask what the hell?
ETA: They sorted me out with a free credit to get the book. :-)

And today I returned one that I bought a couple of days ago as a Daily Deal. I wa..."
It's so easy to miss that the website applies a credit when you have one even for a Daily Deal or other special. I'm glad they took care of it for you!


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