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First negative review - how did you deal with yours?
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Jan 26, 2016 11:52PM

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I don't like celery. That doesn't make it a bad vegetable. It's just not to my taste.
At the moment I am struggling to read "War and Peace" and I'm not particularly enjoying it. There are far too many characters to keep track of. This doesn't make it a bad book - other people might like the "cast of thousands". But it's an issue for me.
So I wouldn't necessarily see a low review as a negative review. It might simply mean "not to my taste".

Wow.
That's horrible, Darren!


A small minority really took against the tone of the book in a big way and didn't like me at all. C'est la vie, la guerre ou la minestrone (I forget which).

Now there's a motto!!"
What's the motto with you?

Story Of My Escape has had the odd dud write-up, but it's almost always been from people who read it in the original French, or the Italian version that they think is the original. It's the consequence of Goodreads lumping my translation in with the others.
I've just realised this looks as though I'm saying my translation is better than the original French. I'm really not, but the original has been around for over 200 years and sold across Europe. Mine has been published for almost exactly 2 years, and has sold 200 copies (though one was in Japan, beat that, Casanova!)... I've not had the exposure to attract really bad reviews yet - long may it continue!

But I'd have to write a review. I don't like writing reviews.

Now there's a motto!!"
What's the motto with you?"
Groooooaaaannn!

Interestingly, within 2 days of launching my book I was contacted by a stranger who said he had a friend who could promote it for me, and if I spoke to this friend, he'd give me a review. The guy wanted $200 for to give me a 5* review, and the friend said he would give me a free review if I would just tell him what to say! Couldn't really see the point in this. I'll hang on for a real one.


Be sure, if you get those kinds of offers here, that you flag them or report them to GR - they are against the Terms of Service (any paid reviews, except, interestingly enough, paid editorial reviews - the professionals are 'supposed' to be able to be objective even if paid) of GR and Amazon.
But if the people here who know better don't report these (and I've had MUCH cheaper offers), the scammers keep making them to other people who might not know better (being charitable here).
It skews the review system for authors who are not playing the system. I check the offers out carefully before reporting them - I think that's fair: some people are new or innocent. And GR doesn't remove things without checking.

I've reported more than a few scammers over the years."
Good. I've been feeling kind of mean for doing it, and don't want to appear self-righteous. Don't want to be self-righteous.

good grief, one chap was advertising for reviews, he was willing to pay $10 for six, and they all had to be different and from different email accounts

In Spanish we call someone like this, "descarado," literally, without a face (cara).
Or as my Uncle Charlie would say, with a thick Mexican accent, "UN-beh-lee-va-ble." I can still hear him in my head.

Thanks. I store Irishisms. Not that there isn't an unending supply.

Thanks. I store Irishisms. Not that there isn't an unending supply."
You can say that again!

It is a strange thing that we almost look forward to a few lesser reviews just to make the good ones seem more genuine.

It is a strange thing that we almost look forward to ..."
I'm with you on that - I was so excited when I got a polite 2* - obviously not my target audience, but the reader was nice enough to read it, based on a recommendation.

This. In a way, 4 and 5 star reviews make me feel guilty somehow.

https://www.amazon.com/review/R2RRGVK...

The quarterly sales report and accompanying royalty check are far more accurate and dependable reflections of a book's popularity and commercial success.

If not you can crawl into a corner and cry or grow another layer of skin...

I do look at reviews, and I see if I think there is anything I can do to improve my writing. I also look to see if the reviewer leaves, generally bad reviews. Some people do that for fun.
But I usually just appreciate the fact that someone took the time to leave me a review in the first place.

Left to discover it for themselves, people seem to like my writing, because my books sort of do what they say on the tin. People who are herded towards it, through promotions, ARCs, or whatever, may be looking for something that I just don't offer.


Yes indeed, Rosen! Even the most brilliantly written books aren't to everyone's tastes. I really don't get the 1* reviews on Amazon either that aren't about the book at all, but what was a poor delivery service - or, when they've ended up with a (let's say) French language version, where the product description clearly states that it's in French.

https://www.amazon.com/review/R2RRGVK..."
Wow, someone must really have hated that book to write a review that long! It's longer than some of the books I've read.

It's a 2-star drubbing for Pantocrime, my Christmas-themed short.
Ridiculous
A mystery without suspense
Um, I guess I'll let you know how I dealt with it in a few days, but my initial reaction is to laugh my ample bottom off, so I don't think it's going to be too dramatic/traumatic!

The thing is, if I am looking for a book on Amazon the negative reviews tell me more than the positive ones. Positive ones say something like 'this is lovely, the characters are well drawn, the plot well constructed'. This tells you it's like a lot of novels. A review like that tells you what's wrong with a book often contains more information.
Everyone has different tastes. You hope (when buying) that the positive reviewer shares your tastes, but if you can can guess that the negative review does not share you tastes, it can tip you off that this might be good for you.
E.g. there were plenty of negative reviews of Iain M Banks 'Transition' - on Goodreads and Amazon - that said 'too many characters, too complicated, too much sex and violence.' So I got it and enjoyed it hugely. Each to their own, I say.
So I'm hoping for a one-star sometime soon!



I just bailed out of 'The Ancient' by Muriel Gray. Although I'm not a horror fan, I like Muriel Grays mountaineering books, so I thought I'd give it try. Silly me! I gave up when a gang of slum kids were about to ritually slaughter another kid.
I'll stick to her factual books.


Isn't there a song that says "life is Minestrone - filled with Parmesan Cheese" (or similar)??
I've just had to write a negative review and believe me it wasn't easy. The storyline was good - but the phraseology, typos and grammatical errors completely spoilt it - plus the fact that it was only 28 pages long!
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