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[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

Welcome Sophie!

[evie]

Hi Sophie.

[Jammies]

Hi and welcome, Sophie!

[Phil]

NEW PAGE!

And hi.

[[deleted user]]

Hi! And welcome. I want to climb it! Post a link, please.

[evie]

I want to see the sock too. Hi Tiffany.

[[deleted user]]

Brilliant! It's on the list!!

[Jim]

Welcome to TC Tiffany.

[Jammies]

Welcome to TC, Tiffany, and I want those socks!

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

Welcome!

[Emily]

Hi Tiffany, welcome :)

[[deleted user]]

Jammies wrote: "Welcome to TC, Tiffany, and I want those socks!"

To make an enormous, city destroying, sock monkey?

[Jammies]

Amelia wrote: "Jammies wrote: "Welcome to TC, Tiffany, and I want those socks!"

To make an enormous, city destroying, sock monkey zombie?"

Shhhhhhh!

[evie]

That will eat a giant...

[Susan]

Hi, I'm Susan.

:: Stays beside door frame, slowly pushes a plate of cheese into room with foot ::

My mom said she was going to knit my son a sock monkey.

[kogijiki (covered in mud)]

Welcome Susan! *gobbles cheese* Nice mom!

[Susan]

Yeah. I didn't have the heart to tell her she could just buy a sock. I think they even make kits...

[Susan]

Thanks Barb and kogijiki. She knitted him an owl. It looks like a baby eagle, straight out the egg womb.

[Jim]

Welcome to TC Susan.

[Susan]

Thanks Jim!

[Heidi]

CHEESE!!! HOOOMG.

Howdy, Susan. Welcome.

[Susan]

Hi Heidi!

::Forms a slightly worried smile and silently curses for not bringing more cheese::

[Desiree]

uhmm hi..

[[deleted user]]

Hi Susan...late, no cheese. *sigh*

[Susan]

Hi Desiree! Hi Amelia!

Maybe someone else will bring more cheese. We could always see what they have taken behind that ficus...

[[deleted user]]

I swear, he's got something back there.

[Susan]

From what I can tell, I would say there is at least a secret door of some sort.

[[deleted user]]

Best theory yet, Susan!

[Heidi]

Susan wrote: "From what I can tell, I would say there is at least a secret door of some sort."

Where?

[[deleted user]]

Behind the ficus.

[Susan]

Duh, Heidi. You seemed to be quicker than that...

[[deleted user]]

...

[Susan]

Amelia wrote: "Best theory yet, Susan!"

I think it might explain how he jumped into that other thread with all those hellos and what not.

[[deleted user]]

That was Jim. Felix is usually the one sent behind the ficus. Sorry, I was a little unclear.

[Susan]

Oops. Sorry Jim. Though, I am not sure I wouldn't put it past him to use the door.

[[deleted user]]

If Felarry (Felix) was going to tell anyone about the door, it would be Jim.

[Susan]

Felarry (Felix) is like an enigma wrapped in an enigma...and perhaps the gate keeper from the land of Oz.

[[deleted user]]

Have you not met the sock monkey yet?

[Susan]

Whaaa? Is he the sock monkey, too??

[[deleted user]]

Felarry is a sock monkey. Jammies is a sock zombie.

If memory serves, at one point I think we were all briefly sock monkeys...well most of us non-lurkers?

[Susan]

That explains a lot.

[evie]

Hi Susan and Desiree. I brought some Bega Cheese

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[Susan]

Hi Evie!

[Félix]

The Doors of Perception/Heaven and Hell

[Susan]

Hey, it's Fe-enigma-wrapped-Larry-gate-keeper-extraordinaire! I needed you about 2 hrs ago to take me through the secret door behind the ficus. I could have avoided so much...

[Félix]

Is that you, Ed?

[Susan]

fucker.

[Félix]

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Wait, Susan is Ed?

[Susan]

::begins to pull hair out::