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[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Hello, Angela!

[janine]

It's official, I'm going to use the shift key.

[Félix]

Holy cow, Janine! This is a major event!

[Mark]

Welcome, Angela!

[Mark]

janine wrote: "It's official, I'm going to use the shift key."

Outshine the Queen's visit for importance by two whole universes and a labradoodle.

[Jonathan]

janine wrote: "It's official, I'm going to use the shift key."

forever and ever?
or just in this one post?
...strange things going on here,
this one stranger than most.

[Félix]

The suspense is killing me here.

[Ian]

Or as Saddam Hussein said, the suspension is killing me.
How does Jonathan do a question mark?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I mind smut.

a. A particle of dirt.
b. A smudge made by soot, smoke, or dirt.
a. Any of various plant diseases, especially of cereal grasses, caused by parasitic fungi of the order Ustilaginales that form black powdery masses of spores on the affected parts.
b. A fungus causing such a disease.

[Félix]

Fungus among us.

[Phil]

Hehe. Angela thinks the smut is only occasional in here.

[[deleted user]]

Well really it depends on who is online.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We have a TMI thread, Angela, where you can be as smutty and fungal as you like.

[Ian]

Where? Is it called that?

[Ian]

Did they break the mold when Larry the Fungus was born?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Ian wrote: "Where? Is it called that?"

Yes.

[Félix]

Ian wrote: "Did they break the mold when Larry the Fungus was born?"

What's this now?

[Phil]

Is there a fungus among-us?

[[deleted user]]

Old fogie perhaps. Never a fungus.

[Félix]

Thanks, Gail. :)

[[deleted user]]

Pleasure treasure.

[Ian]

Isn't Larry the "Fungus among us"? (Message 2264)

[Mark]

There are several lifeforms of the fungal genus within this very thread... I might be one of them.

[Ian]

Did you also mean fungal genius?

[Mark]

Ian wrote: "Did you also mean fungal genius?"

No... but I'm sure that they qualify as that too... *sighs* (such a suck up)

[Ian]

Don't worry, I was trying to imply that if Larry was the fungus he was talking about, he might be such a unique specimen (of a fungal genius) that they broke the mold/mould when he was born.
That'll teach me to try to mold something out of a fungus.

[Félix]

A unique specimen. I can live with that description.

[Ian]

By that, I don't mean something you'd provide at a clinic.

[Félix]

Okay you can stop any time now.

[[deleted user]]

::Offers specimen jar::

[Félix]

[[deleted user]]

[Ian]

Larry wrote: "Okay you can stop any time now."

As the nurse said to the patient.

[[deleted user]]

Hahaha, got him yes.

[Félix]

Yup.

[janine]

Larry wrote: "The suspense is killing me here."

I hope you're not dead yet.

[Angela~twistedmind~]

Thanks for the welcome, y'all (she said, feeling right at home amongst all the smuttily unique fungi, as she is leaving, with great anticipation, for the tmi thread)

[Darren]

Sally wrote: "Or The Heidi. Because there is no substitute for the sass this girl wields."

The Heidi sounds much, much more intimidating, from an outsider's perspective. Wield it with glee!

[Félix]

janine wrote: "I hope you're not dead yet."

Nope. Not dead.

[[deleted user]]

Phew, we were worried.

[Félix]

Um sure. I bet.

[Phil]

Well, there was an odd smell coming from behind The Ficus.

[[deleted user]]

Larry's been eating too many beans.

[Darren]

Am I the only one who thinks of American Pie when I see/hear the word "Ficus"?

Also, EEEEEEEEEP! I am swiftly changing my allotment of email notices to something other than one extremely long digest!

[Félix]

I would blow off the digest as well, Darren.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

With colon blow.

[Sally, la reina]

Ew.

[Darren]

LOL!

[Ian]

Whatever happened to Colon Power after Dubya's first term in office?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

He's still with us.