Terminalcoffee discussion
Group Info
>
Welcome to Terminal Coffee! We discuss cheese and Pop Culture here. If You're New You Might Want To Run Away Fast
message 801:
by
Sally, la reina
(new)
Jun 04, 2010 01:23PM
Mod
reply
|
flag
I've been told my f-bombs have a huge splatter circumference. :)
Ok, we have two different Lori's now. How shall we differentiate them?
I'll be the one that pops in and out alot. ;)
Oh! Two Loris? Welcome, Lori, have fun cruising around. :)
Thank you Jackie "the Librarian". One of my best buds on GR's is a librarian.
Mod
We do? Shit. I demand differentiation.
yeah, this is exactly how i end up saying the wrong thing
Really, I don't know why everyone doesn't add a title to their names, like Kevin and I have. You don't get many opportunities to do stuff like that. Just here, and the Mafia, really. :)
Hello there, people and robots (just in case). I joined a while ago(I don't remember when) and just now realized that all I've done is lurk. So hi.I love how there are random conversations everywhere. It pleases me. :)
Also, I apologize in advance for my usage of parenthesis(is parentheses the plural? **** me. I don't remember).
Mod
Hi back! Okay, at least I was right on the second try.
No I do not. But I have always wanted one. Along with a crocodile and several other animals. It's a childhood dream. I would put a shark collar on him and I would call him Spike. I would love him almost as much as I would be terrified of him. And we'd take baths together.
Mod
Me too! Except the dolphins would be in the backyard. The living-pool was for Spike, so he could guard the house.And thanks to that picture, I've added a shark harness to my ideal.
Mod
ideal harness collection?
ideal accessories?
ideal leather crafting experience?
Hmmm... All of the above? Even though a harness collection sounds a bit kinky.Ideal harmonious pet paradise, I guess. Where I have a shark that wouldn't try to eat my cats. Or where my cats could shoot laser beams from their eyes so they could defend themselves from said shark.
Mod
I bet your cats would love that power as well.
i want a cat like that. My cat just brings baby bunnies and birds in the house :(
Mod
Mod
Yeah and then I wouldn't have to use a laser pointer anymore. They could just play amongst themselves....carefully. Also with a harness I would like waterways instead of roads. That way I could just ride my shark to work.Thanks to that picture, my childhood dream is now expanding.
I just realized the hypothetical dogs would need to defend themselves from the cats....
My cat likes to eat too quickly, then puke on the carpet.
Mod
Phil wrote: "My cat likes to eat too quickly, then puke on the carpet."i could have done without that visual :)
Mod
I had to read that aloud to Sweeter, Phil. Looller. So true, so true. Hehehehhe.
Mod
I think we'll keep 'ya.
Hey Sally, I like your idea! Venice it is (with kinky harness collection in bedroom). My cats already puke on the carpet and wooden floors. I am thinking the dogs need to shoot sound beams from their mouths to defend from cats and shark.
And in this dreamworld there would be no spiders, slugs, roaches, house centipedes, flies, earwigs, or scorpions. And my house would be turkey and clown-repellent.
does that apply to two-legged spiders, slugs, cockroaches, etc as well? Just sayin since it is a dreamworld :)
sorry gang. too much missed on the threads so i marked unread everything. will start from here
Turkey. They are very aggressive. lol I used to visit a family farm when I was little. They had a turkey that would chase me around whenever it saw me. I have been traumatized ever since. >:(To make it worse, I was driving out of my neighborhood the other day and saw a huge turkey standing on the side of the road. I swear it looked at me and smelled my fear.
I have never met the 2-legged kind, but yes. Yes it does. Spider-crickets, too. 
Not allowed.
BonFire wrote: "I have never met the 2-legged kind, but yes. Yes it does. Spider-crickets, too. Not allowed."
you are lucky... i have met enough for both of us!
:( Perhaps you should purchase a giant spray can of Pest-B-Gone?
Mod
And clown repellent is an EXCELLENT idea.
Sally wrote: "My childhood dream was that in the future all houses would have built in pools in the living room where we'd keep our pet dolphins."Was that because you saw 2010 at a young age? I had the same fantasy, and I know it stemmed from that movie.
Mod
It was the sequel to 2001. It came out in 1984.
One of the guys who goes to space lives in a house with exactly the pool you describe.
It's really hard to find movie stills from a movie with the same name as the current year.
Here's young Helen Mirren playing a Russian cosmonaut:
Mod
She has aged extremely well, and won all kinds of awards. Her accent in that movie was a little rough.
Mod
Hello all!
<<<
I would have posted earlier, but I'm starting to shuffle boxes from one apartment to another. I have been lurking, however, and I have to interject into this conversation.
My own house would have to be both chicken AND buffalo repellent. Now that BonFire has written in more detail about the rage of turkeys everywhere....I might have to add them too.
I'll be on possibly later tonight.
*waves* Ciao!
<<<
I would have posted earlier, but I'm starting to shuffle boxes from one apartment to another. I have been lurking, however, and I have to interject into this conversation.
My own house would have to be both chicken AND buffalo repellent. Now that BonFire has written in more detail about the rage of turkeys everywhere....I might have to add them too.
I'll be on possibly later tonight.
*waves* Ciao!
Welcome to TC Melissa, thanks for jumping in.
WElcome to TC, Melissa! Hope the move went well.
Terminalcoffee
Books mentioned in this topic
The Doors of Perception & Heaven and Hell (other topics)Faithful Place (other topics)
Invitation to a Beheading (other topics)
Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life (other topics)
Skeleton Crew (other topics)
More...
