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[[deleted user]]

Welcome to TC LethalLovely. I think I would love to see a debate of words between Gus and Lethal.

[Desperado]

Thanks all & likewise though idk about me & Gus.I saw his profile & he reminds me of Aladdin...who I love & want to have wild hot sexoring with.How can I debate with someone who looks like the cartoon character I want to bone?

[Dovewing]

Hi people! I am a very random person. Three cheers for Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret! Or more, three cheers for Mad-eye, who turned Malfoy into a ferret in the first place. Actualy, three cheers for Barty Crouch, Jr., who use polyjuce potion to look like Mad-eye and THEN turned Malfoy into a ferret! Hey look, a blibbering humdinger!

[Knarik]

Yes, her absence is very visible.

[Dovewing]

Yay for Mad-eye Moody!

[RandomAnthony]

I miss Sally, too. Somebody make her come back. I would leave if she needed that to return, but I'd like to think we could be in the same room without either of us feeling we're on eggshells.

[Félix]

I've tried.

[Kevin]

yup. i miss her too. i hope we can all come back around sometime soon.

[Kevin]

am i missing something with all the wizard lingo?

[[deleted user]]

She's a Harry Potter fan Kevin, I believe she is trying to share her interests with you.

[Kevin]

yah

[Dovewing]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "am i missing something with all the wizard lingo?"

I used absolutly no 'wizard lingo' in there. Well, except for the blibering humdinger, but that wasn't that important.

[Kevin]

ah gotcha. that wasn't important at all

[Dovewing]

Well, the blibbering humdinger was a referance to Luna...

[Kevin]

now it all makes sense. i didn't go to school at Hogwarts, Beauxbatons or Durmstrang but i do know about Luna

[Dovewing]

Good. Because Luna is the best! Gotta love that crumple-horned snorkak.

[Sally, la reina]

RandomAnthony wrote: "I miss Sally, too. Somebody make her come back. I would leave if she needed that to return, but I'd like to think we could be in the same room without either of us feeling we're on eggshells."


Awww, RA. Of course we can be! Did you see on FB where my sister said something like "just don't anger the pregnant lady and all will be well?" It's a bit like I'm possessed at times. But underneath/within/inside it's still me! And I still love TC and you especially for welcoming me and always making me feel included back at MiniAm and all over the place.

The shower was more drama than it was worth, that's all I'll say about that.





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in other news, calling someone a "cunt muscle" especially in a conversation about books, does seem, ahem. excessive.

[Jaime]

Welcome Back Sally!!!

[Sally, la reina]

The cunt muscle was okay? In the context of the "what's your sign" thread? Or the cunt muscle itself was okay? Why? cause it was flexed? properly kegeled?

[Sally, la reina]

Where is that thread? RA wants to know? General fuckery? I'm all out of practice and blinded by NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW everywhere I look.

[[deleted user]]

Party on Dude!

[[deleted user]]

All is well with the TC world again.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Yay, oh yay, Sally's back!!!

:::hugs Sally:::

[Kevin]

i know that language makes me feel wonky

i do have a semi funny story about that word though

[[deleted user]]

Kevin are you sharing that story of keeping it to yourself?

[Kevin]

ok, years ago on a whim i did 15 minutes of stand-up at The Comedy Club in Indy. a friend who was a reg got me a spot. my first time to do anything like that. i was nervous as heck waiting to go on wondering if people becoming more drunk was a good or a bad thing. anyway, this chick goes on before me and she was not just unfunny, she was REALLY foul mouthed. (this was before any of the current crop of comics do this on a reg basis) anyway she was coming off more of a crazazy bee-ahh than a funny woman. really bitter. then finally she dropped the major league C word as a shout. the crowd sat there sort of stunned. she just sorta walked off stage to silence. so then they announce me and i come out and proceed to do an at best "semi-jocular" clean bill cosby-esqe set. people laughed kindly i think just because i sort of cleansed their palate after the nasty chick's tirade. as i came off, the host Tim "The King" Wilson said "good thinking not mentioning any female body parts"

[[deleted user]]

Welcome to TC LethalLovely. I think I would love to see a debate of words between Gus and Lethal.

On the contrary, Jim. Judging from the fact that Lethal used the words "cunt muscle," I think she and I are going to get along fabulously.

Oh, and what the hell does "sexoring" mean? And why is it that I look like Aladdin? I can't rock a turban...

[Sally, la reina]

She explained it somewhere. I think it is in the Charlie Kaufman thread.

[Sally, la reina]

This, in combination with her profile picture, makes me think "she" is actually someone else behind a curtain:
"How can I debate with someone who looks like the cartoon character I want to bone?"

What engaged 23 year old female refers to sexoring as "boning" someone?

[[deleted user]]

I think referring to the act as "boning" is quite charming, actually.

Barb, I want to be flattered by the Freddy Mercury + Borat comparison, but, sadly, I'm not as hirsute as either me are/were. I've done well just to get this facial hair to where it looks manly enough for me not to be ridiculed.

[[deleted user]]

They can debone. Just ask John Bobbit.

[Phil]

Generally, as the owner of the bonNER, the male does the boNING. Unless LL is a shemale or a strap-on owner, she would be the boNEE.

That explanation almost makes my pasty white ass giggle.

[Sally, la reina]

So the correct phrase would have been "how can I debate with someone who looks like the cartoon character I want to bone me?"

[RandomAnthony]

I don't know where else to put this, so I'm putting it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PBpt...

I said it wasn't real, but my friend Dan said he wasn't sure.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

That hair can't be real. Please. Is that what he's laughing about?

[Sally, la reina]

That is scary.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Now I've got it stuck in my head, too. Gah!

[Knarik]

Where do you find things like that RA????? I don't think his hair is real.

[Phil]

Knarik wrote: "Where do you find things like that RA????? I don't think his hair is real."

He was searching for his favorite Rick Astley video and it was in the "Related" column on the right.

That's why his name is RandomAnthony -- the initials RA are an homage to Rick Astley.

[RandomAnthony]

My friend Dan sent it to me, Knarik...he called me in my car and said "check your email when you get home and tell me if that's real."

You can think of me as Rick Astley, Phil! Think of me dancing in your bedroom, singing that song, as you try to fall asleep...

[Sally, la reina]

I love Rick Astley!

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go...

[Phil]

RandomAnthony wrote: "You can think of me as Rick Astley, Phil! Think of me dancing in your bedroom, singing that song, as you try to fall asleep... "

Are you kidding? I may never sleep again.

[Heidi]

I have a picture of Gus giving me bunny ears somewhere... I'll have to dig around. Heh. Gus!!! She said you look like Freddy Mercury's/Borat's lovechild. :)

[[deleted user]]

Heidi,

LOSE THAT PHOTO RIGHT NOW.

Jesus Christ, that was 50 or more pounds ago. I look drunk, fat and sweaty in that pic. Not like Freddy Mercury in any way...

[Cynthia]

That video of the man with the hairspray may have come from "The Lawrence Welk show" We always had to watch that with Grandma Zelda when we visited and that man looks familiar. Did they mention Bobby and Sissy at the end of the clip?

[Desperado]

Actually Sally,I'm 20. It says it pretty damn clear on my profile.Seems like almost everytime I come in here, my name is in your mouth. If I want to refer to sex as "boning" or "sexoring",I can do that. Maybe you should stop worrying about wtf I'm doing/saying & concentrate more on what you are. I could give a good shit what you do.I don't come in here thinking "hmm,what can I use as fodder to talk shit about Sally today?" Just a suggestion.You can take it or leave it. I'm not losing any sleep.

[smetchie]

Firstly, I just had to look up hirsute! hee hee.
Secondly, I never properly introduced myself in this thread. I just popped in and started posting elsewhere. It's been bothering me so I figured I'd go ahead and introduce myself now, here right after LL, where it's likely to get shuffled aside for more interesting things. HI! I'm Gretchen! I like nipples, Drive-By Truckers and shebangs.

[Phil]

Hehehe, Gretchen said nipples.

[Sally, la reina]

Gretchen, I really like the Drive-By Truckers too! They're really underrated, IMHO.

[Heidi]

>:F