Men Explain Lolita to Me

[Karen]

Holly wrote: "E.D. wrote: "Karen wrote: "Duane wrote;
"wouldn't count on much protection from Milo, though - he's what Salvador Dali referred to as "An Aficionado of Pure Chaos" (For which *I* of course *commend..."

Go little people!

[Duane]

Holly wrote: "Actually us little folks are really good at hamstringing, femoral evisceration and disembowelment..." .

Well, now, you DO have a point.

I remember reading that of all the African tribes, the Pygmies were the only ones who could kill elephants. They were so small that they could run directly under the elephant with a spear and... well, you get the picture. (I suspect that's somewhat of an exaggeration; I wouldn't write the Masai off so easily... but...).

NTL, being small does have advantages in a lot of situations, unarmed combat being a notable exception. But,

Karen wrote: " I like to avoid riots- I get too angry and I'm small."

You don't have to feel obligated to actually *riot* in order to participate, you know. You could still enjoy rioting as a spectator sport! I mean, it's not *that* much different from European soccer...

Now, that said, of course you have to learn the survival skills required of riot-watching non-participants, but that's merely the Zen of Rioting...

[Karen]

Most of these rioters need psychiatrists, I could hand out suggestion pamplets

[E.D.]

Karen wrote: "Most of these rioters need psychiatrists, I could hand out suggestion pamplets"

I would hand out guns, ammo, and anti-armor devices. The ole' American *Fair Play Doctrine* fairly applied. You know...., Liberty....Freedom...USA!

It would also mean better television. :}

[Duane]

Karen wrote: "Most of these rioters need psychiatrists, I could hand out suggestion pamplets"

Won't work... Remember that tired old joke, "it only takes one psychiatrist to change a lightbulb, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change"...

<< DUCKS >>

E.D. wrote: "Karen wrote: "Most of these rioters need psychiatrists, I could hand out suggestion pamplets"

I would hand out guns, ammo, and anti-armor devices. The ole' American *Fair Play Doctrine*... It would also mean better television. :} "

OOHhh.... NOW yer talkin. I smell MONEY in this.

Being able to predict where ultra-violence will break out, is worth *big* bucks to TV magnates... The more violence, the more money!

So if we're handing out the guns (Or nuclear weapons - Let's think big!) we'd know *exactly* where the schumer will hit the fan, and can *sell* that information to the nutworks - Making them bid against each other for the "Scoop"!!

We'll make millions, Max - And retire to that Greek island just before the blast wave arrives!!

[E.D.]

Duane wrote: "Karen wrote: "Most of these rioters need psychiatrists, I could hand out suggestion pamplets"

Won't work... Remember that tired old joke, "it only takes one psychiatrist to change a lightbulb, but..."

I've always believed it's better to knock on Opportunity's door rather than wait around the house for a visit.

[Rika]

SJWs being SJWs. *yawn*

[Duane]

WHAT?? An SJW?? Where? I didn't see him

<< sound of HK-94 action cycling >>

Where'd he go? I'll blow him a new Schumerhole!!

[E.D.]

Just for giggles, I wanted to mention that the Speaker of the House is third in line of succession.

Might be of interest after January. Or not.

Damn, there I go again. Gotta be more careful when cleaning my triggers.

Happy Holidays!

[Duane]

I was *Desperately* hoping that whatsername, Crazy NoCortex something? would stage a revolt and end up Squeaker of the House... A wave of palpable fear over the Succession would propagate across the Crapitol like the shockwave from a megaton-range explosion... .