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I Can Beat Heidi in a Staredown
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RandomAnthony
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Jul 20, 2009 07:38PM
The gauntlet is thrown.
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Why is your profile private, Tanja? An open profile is a TC requirement...I'm kidding, of course... but still, it'd be nice to see what you've read/are currently reading.
RA - How do you do this virtually? Just wondering.
LIE! I could definitely kick your ASS in a staredown, Shafer. I do no-blinking like nobody's bidness.
(and for those of you who don't know, my status update on one of those other social networking sites was "Heidi would win in a staredown with you... no contest"... which is probably why he posted this here. goofball.)
Habit! My ex-husband years ago would stalk me on the internet. He'd read posts to figure out my username, then log in there. Matt, I'll send you a friend invite then you can see! Ahaha.
Heidi, I can outstare you in virtual world! VW requires no blinking!
Virtually. In real life. It doesn't matter. I would destroy Heidi in a staredown. In fact, I can think of no competitive activity in which Heidi would defeat me...skeeball, ballroom dancing, a handheld video game from the seventies (e.g. Merlin), whatever...I would prevail against her in every case except perhaps 1) tipping over canoes, and 2) losing.
Careful what you ask for, RA. Heidi will kick you square in the balls if you push her too far...
Ha. Something tells me Gus speaks from experience:)(By the way, thanks for recommending The Hangover, Gus.
Edit: And she started it on facebook. So there!:)
Randomanthony wrote: "Virtually. In real life. It doesn't matter. I would destroy Heidi in a staredown. In fact, I can think of no competitive activity in which Heidi would defeat me...skeeball, ballroom dancing, a ..."It's on like Donkey Kong. Bring it. Skeeball - eat my balldust. Ballroom dancing - eat my dancefloor dust; Pong - eat my pongdust. :P
(For the record, I have never tipped a canoe.)
Good for you Heidi, because it is quite startling to the cow.
I've tipped a cow. Not something I would advise...
Let's hear about the experience Heather.
I was 11 at the time, and a small group of friends and I came up with the brilliant scheme to sneak into the barn behind my house and wreak a little mayhem. On our way through the pasture, we found our unsuspecting victim (cow) sleeping by a muck filled pond. With evil grins plastered on our faces, we crept through the cow dung infested field and knocked her over. She freaked, mooing in distress, and suddenly, we hear pounding. We look up to find a bull, which had been previously disguised, charging towards us. Our only refuge was the pond, filled with God knows what. There we cowered, covered to our necks in filth, until the bull and heifer came to terms with the fact that they would be unable to administer justice. Once they left, my friends and I commenced our long walk of shame out of the pond and through the pasture, the entire time, plotting our revenge. Two weeks later, the bull was sold, and we had burgers to celebrate. The End.
An 11 year old cow tipper, luckily it was a joint effort, I'm not sure one could have done it alone. Bad luck having the bull in the same pasture.
How was bull disguised? Marx brothers glasses? Women's clothing? Sombrero?
Randomanthony wrote: "How was bull disguised? Marx brothers glasses? Women's clothing? Sombrero? "Well, we were 11, so we weren't exactly paying attention to our surrounding. But we concluded that the bull had been behind us, leaning against a fence and was hidden beneath the low hanging tree branches...
Bulls are sneakier than I expected. But I have little experience in that area, despite my Wisconsin residence.
Jim wrote: "An 11 year old cow tipper, luckily it was a joint effort, I'm not sure one could have done it alone. Bad luck having the bull in the same pasture."
Yes, mayhem is hard to acheive alone. We also made a sport out of daring one another to hop down from the barn loft into the bull stalls. The goal was to hop down into the stall, smack the bull, and exit, before being kicked.
I would volunteer to go first, subsequent slappers are at a definite disadvantage
Randomanthony wrote: "Bulls are sneakier than I expected. But I have little experience in that area, despite my Wisconsin residence."I have a theory that bulls are the devil reincarnate. They are expert strategist and opportunist.
I have been chased by a bull, what an adrenaline rush that was, but I thought cow tipping was just folk lore...I was chased by a sow once, that is also freaking scary.
Sows are down right mean, and cow tipping is not folk lore
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Larry wrote: "What about barista tipping?"
That may be assault and battery Larry.
That may be assault and battery Larry.
That kind is of course allowed Larry.
I got your tip RIGHT HERE.
(Sorry, just had to say that...)
(Sorry, just had to say that...)
People did smoke cornsilk in the past, although I don't know how prevalent it was. My mom's family did, although it may have been because there was plenty of corn around and it was cheaper than tobacco.
CAN WE GET BACK TO THE FACT THAT I'D TOTALLY KICK RA'S BUTT IN A STAREDOWN?!!
What was that, Heidi? I couldn't hear you?
Seriously Heidi, can you warn us ahead of time so that I can turn down my virtual hearing aid next time? ;-D.
What the hell!! Is there going to be popcorn at the staredown? Can I come?
It's bring-your-own, Michelle. Attend at your own risk.
Heidi doesn't need any assistance from toothpicks. Besides, it gives me the creeps thinking about anyone putting them in their eyes.
Michelle wrote: "Can you use tooth picks?"
To get the popcorn hulls out of your teeth, yes.
To get the popcorn hulls out of your teeth, yes.
Please. Heidi's only screaming because she doesn't have the cool, collected confidence of a champion.
You know, RA, that wearing dark shaded sunglasses during a virtual staredown is frowned upon. Just saying.
Gee Heidi are you going to take that?
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