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Jul 21, 2015 01:24PM
'During the journey of life one of the hardest lessons to learn is knowing what bridges to cross and which ones to burn.' ~~ Unknown
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I think if ppl's tombstones offered free wifi ppl would be more likely to visit them after they died.
I want this sign for my private island ...when I get one. 
You're lucky I'm not a bird.... I know who I'd shit on.
Aug 8 - BS Began ...again
'Sometimes what you don't say, speaks louder than anything else.' ~~ Me Words are powerful, even the ones left unspoken.~~ Me
Excerpt from what would have been a journal entry...***************
On the other side.
....I headed to the back, just as I entered the hall where the restrooms were located, I noticed a woman entering the ladies room. So, I hung back and waited. Cass never came out, and no one else entered. Once the woman I had previously saw emerged, I took a deep breath, glanced right, then left, satisfied that the coast was clear I burst through the ladies room door,…. ok maybe not burst, more like meekly peeked my head in before entering. ..GUYS! let me tell you, it’s a whole new world in there, It’s NO wonder they spend as much time in there as they do. I expected the door to open up to an alleyway of tiled floor with stalls on one side and porcelain sinks on the other. NO! First off you are hit with a waft of flowery aroma and although I’m not much into flowers the scent was much more appealing than most men’s rooms. If you are lucky enough for them to be lacking the subway station piss aroma they lack any scent at all. You enter into this sitting area with plush carpeting, a couch, two chairs, coffee table complete with decorative flowers and magazines and a full length mirror on the opposite wall. I can say with certainty that my jaw was probably on the floor. Not at all what I expected…but then again I’m not quite sure what I did expect to find. Must admit I was slightly in awe of the ladies room decor....
Winning by default isn't much of a win. Guess I'm a bit competitive.
Man's first mistake - Do NOT underestimate the power of estrogen.
Right the wrong...err write the wrong. Ha Pun.
Dispatch is the worst. This is going to be a long night. *head desk*
Today's a good day, I haven't gotten aggravated, annoyed or had the urge to kill anyone, but I'm about to get up now, so that might change.
Question of the day: If you could send a message to the entire world, what would it be?
One, Two, Three, and four, the devil's knocking at my door.
Got a problem with me? Give me a call, Don't have my number? Then you don't know me well enough to have a problem.
2:10 AM and all the world's asleep but me...ok not really but...
'I came here as nothing, I aint gonna leave that way,'
'When hope is gone, the weight falls on me'
'What I give aint half of what I get' -Middle class rut
'Life aint that bad, look what you had' 'Somewhere out there someone wishes they were you.'
~~Adelitas Way
"Rise and shine, the day is fine," *Punches speaker in face*
Maybe these threads should have a guest book, where ppl can sign...and then we know who's stalking us. JK
this was interesting- Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away. Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on... NO CHEATING!
Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe its size?
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining room table. Describe what you see on AND around the table.
7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of? 8. What do you do with the cup?
9. You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
10. How will you cross the water?
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This has been a relational psychology test. The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives. The analysis follows:
1. The person who you are walking with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems. (passive/aggressive)
4. The size of your dream house is representative of the size of your ambition to resolve your problems.
5. No fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did not include food, people, or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with which the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1. For example, styrafoam, plastic, and paper are all disposable, styrofoam, paper and glass are not durable, and metal and plastic are durable.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
| Source: http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/2014...
http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/2014...
I did not agree with some of this, especially the last two.
Some days, out of no where it just feels like the whole world is caving in on me.
Bathroom Living with a woman rant #1 (cus I have a feeling there'll be more)
Guys, I urge you to think before committing to this type of living arrangement. Reconsider. Learn from my misguided eagerness. .. Unless you have two bathrooms, than you might be ok. I spent many late night trips to the latrine being attacked by thrashing pantyhose left to dry on the shower rod, as the air vent on the floor sends them fluttering and slashing through the air. True story! And in my half slumber state I fought them off with all my might, I had no idea what I was up against!
Once she moves in YOU will never again have any counter space in the bathroom..or any space at all for that matter. It will become her domain and forever more be cluttered with female paraphernalia. AND yet you will be crucified if you dare leave your razor next to the sink! They will complain about your forgetfulness in rinsing the sink after shaving –I’ve opted to shave in the shower – but yet the clump of tangled hair around the drain that clogs the tub every other week is perfectly acceptable.
You know those drawers in the vanity? Yeah, don’t get any ideas in ever thinking that you might be able to store some things in them. OH and shelf space. Hah! You get one…while her stuff occupies the other six.
The shower will be lined with numerous bottles of various body washes, shampoos, conditioner, facial scrub- (mind you there is a bottle of this next to the sink too)- and famine’ wash. (whatever that is) Choose wisely my friend, or you may lather up and find yourself smelling of peach blossom, rather than you manly axe scent…Trust me, I’ve made such a regretful mistake. Oh and let us not forget the puffy body scrubby thingies, one that hangs from the shower handle and one with a long handle that is forever slipping off the edge of the tub, banging my toes and getting stuck under my foot, as I struggle to keep my balance as the bristles pierce the sensitive tissue on the bottom of my foot. (This is the number one reason for those accidental slip and fall deaths that occur in the shower. She will be the death of you, MAN! ) You however will have one bottle of shampoo and one bottle of body wash. ..if you’re lucky.
Towels? G’luck finding a clean one. She uses two to three at a time. ‘I have to wrap my hair in one.’ She says. I tried doing this once… Dude let me tell you it’s an acquired skilled, I could not for the life of me figure out how they wrap that towel around their heads in turban like fashion. Must be a girl thing.
Getting ready to go somewhere? No more leisurely showers or lackadaisical routines for you. Your allotted time in the bathroom while getting ready to go somewhere is limited to 5 minutes, 10 tops. She however gets 2 plus hours and don’t even dare think to interrupt this prepping ritual while it is in progress, you will hinder the flow and throw the whole cycle of events off thus resulting in MORE time.
Men, we Rulers of the porcelain thrones it is time to take back our kingdom! I say we band together...err maybe stand is a more fitting of a term here. We shall take back our dignity! …I say we Raise the lid, and keep it raised! Show your support, in an act of defiance leave the toilet seat up! Gentleman are you with me?!...*crickets chirping*
Special note: In spite of this, I'll keep her around a bit.
Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?...yeah that's what I thought.
If stupid could fly you'd be a fricken Jet.
Mod
As it should be. Girls should have their own bathroom. JK...kinda. Next place we move it is going to be a requirement to have a double vanity (dual sinks) and a much bigger master bath.
Now accepting new clients. NRF Child Psychiatry - Where imaginary friends come to die.
With such an upscale establishment one would expect to be greeted by a hostess or maitre-d, but they must have all been busy seating other clientele because there was not a soul at the podium that sat just outside the dining area. So, I took it upon myself and entered the dining area. It was bustling with the waiters and waitresses. The room was filled with the sounds of clinking glasses, silverware against china, and the chattering of many conversations. I scanned the crowd.
In spite of the dim lighting I recognized the curve of her face immediately and headed straight for her. I approached from behind, startling her just a bit as I gently ran my hand across her shoulders and gave her a kiss, then apologized for both startling her and being late. (Though I really wasn’t all that sorry about startling her, I thought it was cute when she jumped slightly at my touch then her eyes lit up realizing it was me.)
Read more here:
Indecent proposal
I think I've lost my muchness...It (it being indecent proposal) comes off a bit flat. opinions welcome.
...some ppl make absolutely NO sense. smh
HAH! So its been proven I do have a heart, physically anyway-I'm just as shocked as you!- no sooner do they find it and proceed to burn a section of it. As for a soul, yeah g'luck with that, quite sure it doesn't exist.
There is nothing lower than taking credit for what someone else has done. Here's a news flash Plagiarism is fricken stealing! If you are going to repost something that someone else has written you need to at least mention mention the name of the original author and post the link where you found it as well. Don't just copy and paste and claim it as your own. Once again I have stumbled upon MY own writing on another site. This irks the hell out of me and could potentially make it harder for me to get my own stuff published.
Why are ppl so senseless? Maybe writing is not your thing and that's ok but don't steal other peoples work!!
*end Rant*
Am I the only one this bothers? Cus it ticks me the hell off.
69 views and holding... that's rather pathetic.
Welcome to the land of misguided notions.The land of lost and wandering souls, the land of....*thought derailed* I'll get back to you on this.
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