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[Nate]

but I don't want to...

[[deleted user]]

I understand lol

[Nate]

whhhooooosh - the sound of the air rushing over mum's head.


*dials mum's number*
*she answers*

Me - 'ello from the other side.

Mum- Nathaniel that's not funny, you know I dislike when you talk like that.

Me - Mum, its from a song...and I was referring to the other side of the pond not the afterlife

[[deleted user]]

whoops lol

[Nate]

obviously lacking a sense of humour today

[[deleted user]]

who??

[Nate]

mum

[[deleted user]]

ah. does she live here in the States or is she in England?

[Nate]

So early this morning I was at work and we got a call for a car that was off the road down in a ditch.

The guy was acting like a dick and talking down to us and shit. Not the best idea on his part.

Dear angry and desperate traveler

Let's review the facts
- No rain, no ice, clear morning the sun rising.
- yet YOUR car is in a ditch
- so YOU can't drive
- I have the tools and power to get YOUR car out of said ditch
- YOU are in a hurry to catch a flight
- YOU make a rude remark insinuating that I am of lower intelligence than you...
- Again lets review WHO it is that can free your car from the bottom of the hill...

Shame that at that exact moment for some Unknown and Unfortunate reason the winch jams...it took us about 20 minutes to fix the problem....& YOU missed your flight. So sad.

PS even the doctors and lawyers of the world need peons like us to tow and fix your cars, don't fuck with us.

[Nate]

alright, finally, bills paid. Time to eat.

[[deleted user]]

yay

[Nate]

some are too stupid to know they are stupid

[Nate]

I need to make some changes.

[Nate]

Standing at the corner of 5th and Nowhere.

[Nate]

11th, smh didn't even hit the top ten this time.

[Nate]

I need 31 more lost souls to move this to the top..technically 32.

[Nate]

I feel like I'm on a sinking ship.

[Nate]

May the odds be forever in your favour

[[deleted user]]

Have you seen/read the Hunger Games?

[Nate]

Artemis wrote: "Have you seen/read the Hunger Games?"

Read the first one, seen the movies. They were alright

[Nate]

ᴊᴀᴄ ♛ les morts wrote: "Nate wrote: "I feel like I'm on a sinking ship."

is it the titanic?"

If that were the case I'd be at the bottom already.

[Nate]

s'ight

[Nate]

I must venture out and endure unwanted encounters with humans...pray for them. JK (that really won't help)

[[deleted user]]

Nate wrote: "Artemis wrote: "Have you seen/read the Hunger Games?"

Read the first one, seen the movies. They were alright"

You should read the other two. haha. I haven't seen the newest one yet

[Nate]

...and now I wait. smh WHY does it take girls FOREVER to get ready to go anywhere?

[Nate]

Artemis wrote:

You should read the other two. haha. I haven't seen the newest one yet"

Wasn't impressed enough with the first to keep reading. I mean it was ok, but took forever to get to the action.

[Nate]

16 minutes ago she asked if "I" was ready to go....now here I sit waiting for her. smh

[[deleted user]]

Nate wrote: "Artemis wrote:

You should read the other two. haha. I haven't seen the newest one yet"

Wasn't impressed enough with the first to keep reading. I mean it was ok, but took forever to get to the ac..."

True

[Nate]

The horror sacrifices of being in a relationship...smh BORED

[Nate]

My B-day has come and gone and even though I don't really celebrate it, no one rented me a bouncy castle.

[[deleted user]]

It's your birthday??

Happy birthday then! Why didn't you say something???

[Nate]

No my B-day is long gone, it was back in Jan

[[deleted user]]

Ohhhh

Happy belated birthday haha

[Nate]

s'ok I don't really acknowledge it anyway. or try not to, others tend to get in the way of that.

[[deleted user]]

Haha. I guess that just comes no matter what. lol. I don't think anyone on here knew of my bday. One person did. lol

[Nate]

When was yours?

[[deleted user]]

The 23.

[Nate]

of Jan or Feb?

[[deleted user]]

February

[Nate]

You're right after my brother, Alex. & Hah! I'm older than you...I think.

[[deleted user]]

Fun haha. and IDK...you've never told me your age lol

[Nate]

We'll keep it a mystery

[[deleted user]]

I'm pretty sure you're older...not by much though. I'd guess you're MAYBE 22...if that.

[Nate]

22 *straightens up and pops collar, tries to conceal devilish smirk*..why yes, 22 sounds most appropriate.

[[deleted user]]

Are you? Or are you younger? Or older?

[Nate]

The mystery continues

[[deleted user]]

Ugh....Fine...are you younger than 25 but older than 19?

[Nate]

yes

[[deleted user]]

Then, unless you are 19, you are slightly older

[Nate]

you just turn 19?