Relinquut Corpus Meum - An Advanced Roleplay discussion
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but shite that sucks
alan; hello
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kiks ; .....yes
rea ; bring em all~
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I just reorganized my entire ap euro binder.... damn I take a lot of notes.... damn that's a lot of info to know for the midterm......
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kiks ; YAY
I love ap euro and I love the teacher but european history is just sO. MUCH. SO MANY COUNTRIES. SO MANY EVERYTHING.
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I've had an epiphany
instead of characterizing my characters by cinnamon roll type I think I'm going to start characterizing them by type of drunk
bc that tells you so much about a person, I mean, c'mon
like,
cleo -- overemotional, no control of what she says, she will hit on anyone and everyone, shit at lying
zoe -- can drink pretty much anyone under the table, but then gets over-imaginative and becomes the most competitive drunk ever (will beat everyone at all the drinking games)
ver -- an even more rash 5'4" bundle of pure (ง •̀_•́)ง
she will fight everyone
iseul -- over-analyzes literally every. single. fuckng. decision. she has ever. made. ever. maybe has an internal crisis.
zakaria -- giant sleepy baby who forgets to hide his nerd and also talks more than you've ever seen him talk ever
sen -- mean and snappy and hateful bc what a fucker
tho.... can demons get drunk???
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rin; i feel like some demons have developed a complete immunity to alchohol and they use this to like, go to bars and challenge random people to drink contests and ofc they win (it's an easy way to win a few thousand bucks a night-- if you're feeling super ambitious, you could spend the entire week bar-hopping) or just watching other people get hammered and being that one person who posts embarassing videos/pics on insta + twitter but on the other hand there's some that still have the capacity to get completely wasted, but since they can't age or die of natural causes anymore, they pop in an entire advil bottle and the hangover sorta just becomes a low undertone
yep, hc accepted. I'm thinking that age is inversely proportional to how much alcohol affects a demon. like, the older the demon, the less of an effect alcohol has on them. since that seems to me like a very human property, to be affected by alcohol
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kiyoko-- fucking. dance. queen.
quinn-- actually seems pretty much the same except she'll hit on everything that moves and so much shameless pda oh dear contain yourself
liz-- becomes even more scatterbrained (is that possible) and also will do all the dares she hath no fear. rambles about god knows what only to stop in the middle of the world and go, wait, but listen, listen, and start talking about something completely different. rinse and repeat all night long
audrey-- h a n g r y a f. eats like 9 footlongs in a row and rants to the workers about their "poor service" and "what the fuck do you mean you're cleaning up i need to fucking eat do your fucking job"
benny-- sleepy mess. the only time he's ever chill because he just sits there staring at a wall with droopy eyes and can only mumble out a you're stupid with a pathetic half-smirk instead of the trademark sneer and bite. it's actually pretty adorable.
callum-- all. the. drinking. games. bring. it. on. also, he's been banned from like 18 different bars because of all the bar fights he's caused and expensive whiskey bottles he's smashed.
suga-- there's literally no difference??? how???
I just want to start a revolution ok
I want to see everyone's characters as drunkszoe and callum need to play drinking games together
this is something I 192% need to see
also I need ver and benny to get drunk at some point bc I think the contrast bn drunk them would be fucking hilarious
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can you just imagine though
ver is practically bouncing and is like i'll kill you i swear i'll fucking smash your head into the wall and gut you and choke you with your own esophagus and benny just raises his eyebrow super slowly and mumbles, mmm... stu... pid, and at some point during the night she throws a shot glass at his head and it hits him square in the temple and he just looks down at the shattered glass before closing his eyes (blood dripping down his face) and mumbling, well, fuck and then like 2 minutes later, looking up with this look of vague betrayal and horror (more expressive than he's been all night) and going, there was still vodka in there.
omfg i am actually cry i n g
the complete contrast between ver being a shit-talking, swearing, tiny bundle of hyperactivity and anger and "fIgHt ME" and benny being so uncharacteristically passive is killing me
ver getting into fights and benny just kinda occasionally slurring out "the balls, knee 'im in the fckin balls"
and ver replying with "do it your-fucking-self then you little piece of shit"
and benny eyeing her a moment, before pointing to his vodka and saying "but- alcohol"
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kiks ; it's so gonna happen. it will. i swear. i'll make it happen
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the police show up when the fight gets bad and ver is practically growling at them with this dangerous glint to her eyes and snarling "fucking fuck off" on repeat and the poor policeman is just like "miss please can you please comply-- miss we'll be forced to use force-- miss, miss, mISS PLEASE DON'T DO THAT" and in the middle of that benny, who's just been sitting at a stool the entire time, taps both of them on the shoulder and he has this lopsided grin on his face as he just holds up a pair of handcuffs with a beer bottle in each hole. "look. it fits." he looks so proud of himself and the policeman is at a loss for words, and that's all ver needs to drive her fist into his face, grab benny ("you're fucking useless you fucking piece of shit" "but... i' worked... din'it...") and scram.
pls i can't anymore there are tears on my facethey get back to wherever they're staying, some dumpy little two room apartment, and benny still has the handcuffs with the beer bottles in them and ver is just like "what the actual fuck" and benny kinda swings them in front of her face half-chanting half-slurring "i told you they fit, i tol' you"
and ver scoffs "what a stupid fucking fuck" and benny winks broadly and then just kinda collapses on the bed and goes to sleep but ver has too much energy so she spends another hour pacing around and swearing at the walls and furniture and then she finally passes out on the couch and when she wakes up benny is still hugging the handcuffed beer bottles and sleeping and ver just downs like 10 advils at once
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the best part is that i can totally imagine their fcs doing this and also height difference ver is like 5'4 and benny is 6'2ver doesn't notice benny is awake until she sees the beer bottle headed straight towards her face at 80mph and narrowly misses being hit (thank god for quick reflexes) and catches it
she wheels around and sees that smug little shit drinking his beer on the shitty double bed with a smirk that loses its edge 'cos his eyes aren't fully open and the handcuffs are just dangling from the other beer bottle
"whAT THE EVEN FUCK WAS THAT"
"free beer."
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otp height differences (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
that makes all this like 300x bettershe eyes him suspiciously and flips him off but drinks it anyways bc it's true, free beer
she gets back at him when he yawns 30 seconds later by nailing him in the stomach with the little bottle of advil pills and then pointing at it innocently and saying "free advil"
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Lemme list my characters as drunks when I get back home
yesyesyesyesall I want is to start a revolution
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Lemme list my characters as drunks when I get back home"
plEAse
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okay but rin
imagine the next time this happens
some douchebag frat boy starts hitting on ver and she's completely shutting him down and threatening to punch him and the dude's like i'd like to see you try, you good for nothing slut
and benny just slowly gets up, punches the guy in the nose, watches him collapse, and then sits back down
and ver is just like "what the fuck was that for, i could've taken him down in a second you dumbass who the fuck do you think you are"
"can't have people talking shit 'bout my fake girlfriend"
and he just takes another shot of vodka and winks broadly (yet again, i'm thinking these winks become a v common occurence when benny is drunk + talking to ver)
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lucifer -- drunk? what is drunk? he invented getting wasted and someone died. he doesn't get drunk, but he acts like a lazy one anyways so....
gem -- gross sobbing, no control of his emotions, and still manages to talk some serious shit
lachlan -- depressed drunk is depressing and needs lots of hugs and if someone else is lucky, he goes downtown
eryka -- loud and unrestrained. usually strips down to what nature left her and runs off into the night.
chrys -- also loud, but doesn't strip and is prone starting fights
To be continued....
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dy ; i am dead
i have so many emotions re benny and ver ok
dy you're gonna have to chill
bc i cannot deal with benny getting inwardly furious at someone calling ver a "good-for-nothing slut" and ver being outraged that he would steal a fight from her like that, what an asshole
i am emotionally compromised
(the winks will kill me. ver will probably start doing them back sarcastically, over-exaggeratedly and with dramatic facial expressions)
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magda -- gets real quiet, but can usually hold his liquor. you won't know he's done for the night until he tries to walk and falls face first, then either stays down or tries again.
hennessy -- either never stops talking or never stops eating.
cd ; hey! you'll get to this point eventually, I'll bet
rea ; do it do it do it doitdoitdoitdoit
I want to start a revolution
join me
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Welcome to the group!
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hey peoples. it feels so good to be distracted at the moment.
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prolly won't be on until tomorrow, or something
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aightt so finals are this week and i prolly won't be active at all until next friday or saturday (unless i get a burst of creativity on tuesday and screw my grades for gr, which is possible, while not optimal)
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*throws encourage mints at you*
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like i have a feeling he's gonna be a good character
and the photoset/gifset of ben allen is just on point i can't
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LET ME CHECK
BUT I'M STILL CALLING DIBS