Ask River Song

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

(Sorry I didn't ask XD)

[~Abby~]

Me: It's cool! You're a mod!

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: Yay
River: Break rules.

[~Abby~]

11: *awkward* H-Hello...
Me: XDD

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

River: Hello sweetie ;)

[~Abby~]

11:*hides fez*

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: ..... He has his fez....

River: ....

[~Abby~]

11: Fezzes are cool.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: Bowties.

River: *takes out gun*

[~Abby~]

11: *hugs fez tightly to chest*

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

River: *points gun at fez*

Me: Um.. River.....?

[~Abby~]

11: *holds it against chest* NEVER.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: River... let's not make any rash decisions now.

River: *rolls eyes*

[~Abby~]

11: *backs away slowly*
Me: Lets make a LOT of rash decisions.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: *glares at Abby*

River: Give me the fez.

[~Abby~]

11: *pouty face* But I don't want to...
Me: ...wat...

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: GIVE IT TO HER

River: Listen to Mai.

[~Abby~]

11: B-but it's cool.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: GIVE IT TO HER.

River: No No it is not

[~Abby~]

11: IT IS COOL.
Me: NOPE.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: Ohai Matthew.

River: Give it here, pretty boy

[~Abby~]

11: But it's my fez. Take Sandshoes instead.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

River: No, give me the fez

Me: Dun ask.

[~Abby~]

11: I OFFER MY LEFT SOCK AS A SACRIFICE.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: GIVE HER THE FEZ!!!!!!

River: *frowns* No, give me the fez.

[~Abby~]

11: *gives her his left sock*

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: ....

River: *blasts the sock*

River: Now give me the fez OR I WILL TAKE IT. *steps closer*

[~Abby~]

11: *swallows* Please?

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: LISTEN TO HIM

River: Give. It. To. Me. *steps closer*

[~Abby~]

11: BUT ITS MY FEZ!!!

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: HUSH

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

River: ..... *tries to steal fez*

[~Abby~]

11: *shoves fez in his shirt*

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: He really loves his fez.

River: GIVE IT

[~Abby~]

11: ITS MY FEZ.

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

Me: I'm leaving. Gtg.... =/
BAI MATTHEW AND ABBY

River: *ignores*
I don't care!
I can't have you running around like a twelve year old with a fez

[~Abby~]

11: IT IS COOL!!!

[~Abby~]

Me: Aww... Baaaiiii

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

River: NO, I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT

[~Abby~]

11: BUT IT IS. YOU'RE JUST ENVIOUS.

[~Abby~]

11: SEE

[~Abby~]

11: ……

[~Abby~]

11: Phew…

[~Abby~]

11: *smiles and puts fez on*

[~Abby~]

11: MY FEZ. You have your dumb jacket.

[~Abby~]

11: NO.
Me: He's very sarcastic.

[~Abby~]

11: *throws 9's jacket at him* NO.

[~Abby~]

11: *smirks and pokes jacket*

[Cady, Hello sweetie ;)]

River: GIVE ME THE FEZ

[~Abby~]

11: *clutches fez to head*