Anti Twilight-Harry Potter Luvers discussion
We Hate Twilight!
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""Reasons why I hate Twilight: 1. Bella. She's whiny and inconsiderate, she's a damsel in distress, and she's EXTREME clumsy (I fall a lot, but come on, she's just way to extreme). She's also stupid. But oh, her looks are perfect, she's absolutely beautiful, and that's why Edward loves her. Oh, and she smells absolutely delightful.
I told my friend that I didn't like Twilight and one reason was because of Bella.
me: "Edward only likes her because she smells good."
her: "Well, she's also supposed to be really pretty..."
NOTHING about her personality.
Also, at her old school, she's this weird kid. In Forks, she's miss popular, miss i-get-asked-out-by-everyone-cuz-I'm-beautiful. And the only reason she chose Edward over everyone else (the much nicer, sweeter guys) is because of his looks!
2. Edward. He's perfect in every way. Except that he can't stop himself from being in love. That's NOT a flaw. He's so perfect, he's boring. I don't like a book without flaws, why should I like a character without flaws? He's also a stalker. No, it's totally normal to only like a girl because of her looks and the way she smells. It's also normal to creep into her room every stinkin' night.
3. The plot. I know other people have said this, but it's SO true. There is no plot. Their everyday and nightly love being described isn't interesting! The only "climax" scene is at the END, and Bella gets knocked out at the beginning of it! And they don't recount anything!
4. Stephenie Meyer. She's living through the book. She wishes she could find someone perfect, and making teen girls think that Edward is real and someday he'll like them. And when you read the description of Bella's appearance, then look at a picture of Meyer, they look a like. *gasp*! She also describes the kissing scenes too much, and the "Oh Edward" "Oh Bella" scenes too much, and not enough conflict! This goes along with #3.
5. The Twi-tards. I used to like Twilight. Then I read Breaking Dawn and thought it was the 2nd worst book ever. But then people's responses when I said I only liked it "HOW COULD YOU??!!! HOW COULD YOU HATE TWILIGHT???!!!I mean, what? All this over a book that's not very good? Come on, get a life, Twilight lovers!
6. Messages. Here are the messages it sends out to girls.
~If a bunch of guys like you, go for the hottest one, even if he's creepy, because only looks matter.
~It's perfectly OK for a guy to come into our room at night and watch you without you knowing. In fact, it's romantic.
~It's fine to love a guy because he's hot, and the only reason he likes you is because you smell good.
~It's alright to get into all kinds of trouble and almost kill yourself. The GUY you love will come get you out.
~Whenever someone tries to give you something, whine about it. You know they could do better, just let them think you don't want presents until they give you everything.
~It's perfectly fine to get married at 18. And then you can get pregnant at 18! Oh, but you HAVE to be married first, but of course it's alright to get married and have a kid at 18 years old!
~If you're a girl, you can't do anything. The guy will come and save you if you get in any kind of trouble.
7. The "love." OK, so Bella is COMPLETELY in love with Edward after like, what, a week? And he only likes her because she SMELLS GOOD and he can't read her mind. That's not love! Love is getting to know someone, talking to them, and actually FEELING a connection, not just based on hotness!
8. Hype. It's not that great of a book, and should NOT be compared to Harry Potter. Harry Potter is so much more realistic even though it's about wizards because it discusses all the teenage moments, actual love, death, and not always a happy ending! Life is more like Harry Potter if you took out the simple part of magic.""--Luna Potter
She proves that anything can get published!!!!plus i won my camp talent show!!!
I must disagree with one point...Edward is NOT perfect :-) He is abusive, condescending and possessive. My younger sister just informed me that she wishes she could find someone like him....I informed her that if I ever found out she was dating someone who would disable her car so she couldn't go hang out with her friends that I was going to call the cops. grrrrrrrrr.... Not to mention the fact that he keeps telling her that if he's not in control of himself for even one second that we could kill her... yeah, that's a healthy relationship.And don't even get me started on Breaking Dawn and the complete disgust I had for the Jacob/Bella's daughter thing.....*shudder*
my friends and i have an inside joke on Breaking Dawn,we say, "Don't be like Edward, he bites pillows..."
my friend came up with that one!! plus the ppl at my camp started to hate Twilight after i read them the speach!!!
that proves how moving you speech is Luna!!!
I want to see New Moon though so i can see how bad they made it
YA!!! (but my friend is OBSESSED with Jacob)
yup my whole family loves twilight except me!
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Pretty
Handsome
Blonde
Smart
Ugly
Nice
Beautiful
Friendly(ADV)
Get it?
I mean it is rude to J.K. Rowling that someone like Meyer compares herself to Rowling!!!It is clear that even I could write something better than her.
Stephanie Meyer makes the author of The Enyclopedia of Stupid look like an einstien!!
I HATE IT when kids at school say,"I couldn't even get through the first chapter of Harry Potter ."Clearly Twilight is taking over the world!!""--Luna Potter