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Did you just fart? cuz you blew me away
My love for you is like diarrhea... I just cant hold it in!
this is kinda an anti pickup line but...
person 1= "Will you be the sun in my life?!"
person 2= "Oh yes of course!" *blushes*
person 1= "Great! than stay 92,956,050 miles away from me!"
person 1= "Will you be the sun in my life?!"
person 2= "Oh yes of course!" *blushes*
person 1= "Great! than stay 92,956,050 miles away from me!"
ok this is a real one and then an anti pickup line-
real= "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?!"
anti= "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because your face is REALLY messed up!"
real= "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?!"
anti= "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because your face is REALLY messed up!"
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Ally wrote: "My love for you is like diarrhea... I just cant hold it in!"I love that one!!
One of the weirdest: "Are you passed out on a sidewalk or are you my snow angel?"
"Hey, feel my sweater""Do you what it's made of? Boyfriend material"
I love that pickup line lol.
I remember that... How about "We all want the same thing...Klaus dead now here we're all are running around like chickens with their heads cut open." Katherine
"I don't want her here, get her out of here.." Elena
Ally wrote: "My love for you is like diarrhea... I just cant hold it in!"<>That made me laugh out loud hahahaha .....:)
Martin wrote: "Ally wrote: "My love for you is like diarrhea... I just cant hold it in!"
That made me laugh out loud hahahaha .....:)"
it hilarious right?!
That made me laugh out loud hahahaha .....:)"
it hilarious right?!
How about "Dear Diary today will be different..." Blah blah blah first episode in season one...you know what I'm talking about @Lizzy?
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that she was writing her diary right at the beginning of the show....
No, I thought that you were going to finish the sentence...
?Yes...sorry if I didn't specify it.
You're like the sun. Hot and full of gas
"I love your legs. What time do they open?"
How's your friend who's calling me a pervert?
Hello peoples. Just wanna remind you what the purpose of this thread is.
It's fine. Just a little reminder
"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Again we can talk in chat, let's not spam this thread
"There will be no devil's play in this house!"
-American Gothic
-American Gothic
"I'd like a drink."
"Here's one, in your face!"
"Here's one, in your face!"
This one is pretty nasty but:
If you were a booger I'd pick you first ;) *don't forget the winky face its crucial*