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Yeah I heard about Lemmy. Really sucks, but he lived 10 lives probably.
Charles wrote: "Yeah I heard about Lemmy. Really sucks, but he lived 10 lives probably."You know, that's a really good way of looking at it. How many other guys from the era have been deified like Lemmy? Not too many.
Who else is gonna get this treatment?image:
Haha first time on this group and already liking it
Kat wrote: "Effing titles are evil.I have no clue what to call my effing WIP. It doesn't even have an effing working title, it is just known as "that book"."
I'm with you there, Kat! I had picked out a name for my novel and been using it as the working title for the past two months, but when I got around to doing a search on Amazon, I found out there were like 500 books with that title already out there. Back to the drawing board!
I wish I was mad about something just so I could drop an f bomb.
Susan wrote: "I wish I was mad about something just so I could drop an f bomb."Effing perfect days! Not effing giving people a chance to let off some effing steam!
I'm mad that I was at the movies and missed my chance to claim the 4444 price. I'd been watching it for the past two days!
In a rare stroke of good luck, I stumbled onto it last night when it was at 4443. I just waited and monitored for a few minutes until it clicked over. Now I'm mad that I had to wait. And the reason I'm mad is because on this thread I'm supposed to be.
Well I'm mad that you're mad, because this isn't the place to say congrats for winning!
And definitely not the thread to say thanks!
My head has been stopped up for a month now. What kind of BS is this?
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Last day of my winter vacation ... and I still haven't gone on a drunken bender. Grrrr.
Chug! Chug! Chug!Err... I mean... Eff this! Eff that! Eff it all!
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And that's another thing, these stupid ass smartphone keyboards suck ass for long typing!
If exercise is so effing good for you then why does it feel like I've been run over by a truck every time? And don't even say it gets easier because after more than seven years of serious fitness training, no,it only gets effing worse. Pass the chocolate and booze, pls.
Christina wrote: "Susan wrote: "I wish I was mad about something just so I could drop an f bomb."Effing perfect days! Not effing giving people a chance to let off some effing steam!"
Thank you, Christina. I just remembered a reason to be mad. Tomorrow begins 5 months of no holidays until the first holiday off at my office. FIVE months. 1st day off (other than weekends) is Memorial Day. To add insult to injury, our European offices get like 25 f'ing days off between now and then. And, I need to write two novels this year... f**k
It's effing 2016! Why aren't electronics waterproof yet??? Faaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkk!!!!!
I've got my fingers crossed that my computer is, but I won't know until it dries.
Charles wrote: "You just need an anger translator: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qv7k..."
Now I'm effin' mad because YouTube won't play this effin' video in my country. Grrrr!
Ian wrote: "Charles wrote: "You just need an anger translator:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qv7k..."
Now I'm effin' mad because YouTube won't play this effin' video in my country. Grrrr!"
Then I am mad because browser add-ons like ZenMate or Youtube Unblocker have the effing insolence to bypass that restriction..? Just a rumor I heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qv7k..."
Now I'm effin' mad because YouTube won't play this effin' video in my country. Grrrr!"
Then I am mad because browser add-ons like ZenMate or Youtube Unblocker have the effing insolence to bypass that restriction..? Just a rumor I heard.
Christina wrote: "If exercise is so effing good for you then why does it feel like I've been run over by a truck every time? And don't even say it gets easier because after more than seven years of serious fitness t..."Just checking... you weren't run over by a truck on the way home from exercising, were you? That might explain the way you feel...
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Netflix is being useless again. Keeps not having all the stuff I want to watch, like it knows I want to watch it so quickly gets rid of it. And it's my dad's account so I can't get it on DVD. Hulu, will you be my friend?
E.J. wrote: "Tailgaters when the left lane is clear for miles. GRR! May they be cast into a pit of horny gorillas."I'm generally not a vindictive person but every time someone does something stupid or irritating on the road I always hope they get served a really pricey ticket.
Sometimes I wish I had a retractable hand attached to my car, sort of like Inspector Gadget. Then I could send it to the car in front of me and give em a nice whack upside the head.
F this. I have to start marketing and promoting agaaaiiin for my second book and I effing suck at it!!
Craaaaap....I was planning to REDUCE my TBR pile. But one of the local bookstore chains had a "buy 4 pay 3" deal, and the books were all reduced to 3,99 €, so you get 4 books for 12 € (which is easily the price for a single new book).
Thalia, you're sabotaging me.
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F@ you, Alvin and the Chipmunks. F&@$ you! In your movie you try so hard to show how relevant you are, but you come across as nothing but trend following douches. The cool kids set the trends. By coveting a hosting spot on American Idol, constantly subjecting every f*&@ing pop tune you hear to the torture of your nails-on-chalkboard voices, gags about tattoos, etc. you do not come across as cool. You're like the idiot little brother that follows all the big kids around and imitates them, thinking that makes him part of the gang.
You got Tony Hale into your movie. You wasted him. He's actually a funny actor, but after 90 minutes of him doing nothing but yell "I'm an Air Marshall!" and being hit in the head and knocked down made me weep. I am guessing he's at the end of his career if this is all he can find for work. Ditto to Jason Lee.
You haven't been fresh since you did that Christmas song many, many years ago. When Bob Rivers did the parody of your song, you were done. Wake up you overly hyped rats!
And, HELLO but the plot of your movie could not been more idiotic! Without potentially ruining it for anyone reading this that might just want to go see your turd pile* of a movie, let's just say that people can get engaged without a ring! Duh! Also -- okay, spoiler alert -- at the end? It's a lot harder to adopt a child than to just pick out a kid you like and take him to a court house. Double Duh!!!
Besides, you put out your first record in 1958. That makes you nearly sixty years old. Why do you need adopting in the first place? Why are you still sponging off Dave after all these years, you deadbeat skunks!
Okay, I'll admit. Maybe I'm just jealous that you live in a world mostly populated by 22 year old women in tight short skirts. Seriously! Was this a kids' movie or was it more aimed at their horny dads?
Overall, your movie is obnoxious and lacked any bit of humor. Your singing makes my ears hurt. Road Chip? More like Road Shit.
*NOTE: If anyone does want to see chipmunk turds, this may be the film for you. Yes, one of the chipmunks takes a dump and you get to see it. Right after he pees. This is comedy gold.
Dwayne wrote: "RE: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road ChipF@ you, Alvin and the Chipmunks. F&@$ you! In your movie you try so hard to show how relevant you are, but you come across as nothing but trend following dou..."
Hey Dwayne, don't hold back how you really feel! It's not healthy to keep it all inside. Hehe.
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Okay. You asked for it. Here it goes.
I didn't really care for Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip. There. I said it.
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Okay. I had to. There was a free event at the cheap theater and my clients were invited. They're not allowed to see R rated films, so that left out "Spotlight". I've seen "The Martian" twice and I know they'd be bored (even though I loved it). We've already seen "The Good Dinosaur" (almost as dumb as the Chipmunk film). So, this was the only movie left.
Charles wrote: "Hah! You went to see that movie."Haha...is it weird that I didn't know there was a new Chipmunk movie out? Oh dear...I need to get back into the real world more often.
Deadpool was awesome by the way.
Dwayne wrote: "Charles wrote: "Hah! You went to see that movie."Okay. I had to. There was a free event at the cheap theater and my clients were invited. They're not allowed to see R rated films, so that left ou..."
As long as they enjoyed themselves that's all that matters!
Chikamso wrote: "Charles wrote: "Hah! You went to see that movie."
Haha...is it weird that I didn't know there was a new Chipmunk movie out? Oh dear...I need to get back into the real world more often.
Deadpool w..."
Yeah I thought it was great fun.
Dwayne wrote: "Quoleena wrote: "Hey Dwayne, don't hold back how you really feel! It's not healthy to keep it all inside. Hehe. "
Okay. You asked for it. Here it goes.
I didn't really care for Alvin and the Chi..."
Oh my! Language. Earmuffs.
I wanted to see The Fifth Wave in theater but it looks like I'm going to have to settle to watch in on Netflix.Grrrr
(I will probably end up not liking it as much as the book and save money but right now it p...s me off! :P)
I was going to watch Batman V Superman in the theaters, but after they announced they would be releasing an ultraviolent Rated R version on DVD, there's no point. I'll just wait for the good version, thank you very much.
Chipmunks are still making movies?Movie theaters are still a thing?
*slithers back under her rock*
What gets me mad is when I follow someone on twitter and they send me a private tweet: Thanks for following me. Check my books here there and everywhere. Please follow me on Facebook, Pinterest, Google and my website. Oh don't forget Lindkt (or whatever it is spelled). Geez I followed you on TWITTER. I don't want to know everything in your life. Give me a chance to know you first!
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Sadly, yes.
Christina wrote: "Movie theaters are still a thing?"
Happily, yes.
*hits rock with stick* Hey! Get out of there! Experience life!
Yeah. He was like Elvis, just better.