Fun with Titles, Blurbs, and One-liners

[Melissa]

The sequel to attention-catching opening sentences. Give me a silly, strange, dumb, and/or most unique...

1. Story title

2. Story blurb

3. The little one line catch phrase you would put on your book cover.

You can do all of the above or just one or two.

[Melissa]

1. Oops, I Blew Up the World: A Novel.

2. So this is a really exciting story about a guy who goes on adventures and does really cool stuff. Sorry, I'm bad at blurbs. Plz read anyway. K thx.

3. A tale of love in the time of cold and flu season.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

FAT CAT EATING RAT BASTARDS

I hate cats and I like rats even though I don't want them in my house and I don't really like them but I like them better than I like cats which I don't like so I like to write stories about rats that eat cats. And that's all.

It's like Breakfast At Tiffany's meets EEEGAH!

[Christina]

1. Fresh Dope 4 Kidz

2. Hello teenagers! Are you looking for a sick read that will make all ur friends jelly? This is the totes relevant and not at all pandering book that gets you. Like, really gets you. So spend your Benjamins on this book!

3.#YOLO

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Melissa wrote: "2. So this is a really exciting story about a guy who goes on adventures and does really cool stuff."

i like realy exiting storys about guys going on aventures and does cool stuff! Plze right this book.

[Christina]

Dwayne wrote: "It's like Breakfast At Tiffany's meets EEEGAH!"

OMG! Write this and I will give you all the money! Also, I need to go find some MST3K now to break in my new TV.

[Melissa]

1. My Dog's Diaper Keeps Coming Off: A true Story.

2. In which a dog has to wear a diaper and manages to find many ways of getting it off. An innocent mistake? Or a conspiracy to never wear a diaper again (which would actually be nice if she didn't keep having accidents).

3. Diapers suck. The dog agrees.

(This comment is inspired by true events that took place a few minutes before I wrote this. Luckily there were no accidents).

[Melissa]

Christina wrote: "Dwayne wrote: "It's like Breakfast At Tiffany's meets EEEGAH!"

OMG! Write this and I will give you all the money! Also, I need to go find some MST3K now to break in my new TV."

I suggest the MST3K movie. Eat my photons, small heads!

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Christina wrote: "Also, I need to go find some MST3K now to break in my new TV."

And here I thought you couldn't get any cooler.

Check your local library. Ours has TONS of episodes. I need to start going through them again.

[Dwayne, Head of Lettuce]

Melissa wrote: "1. My Dog's Diaper Keeps Coming Off: A true Story..."

Poor doggie. We might have to start doing this with our Shih Tzu.

[Melissa]

Dwayne wrote: "Melissa wrote: "1. My Dog's Diaper Keeps Coming Off: A true Story..."

Poor doggie. We might have to start doing this with our Shih Tzu."

My dog had suffered a back injury that left her paralyzed, but we've been rehabilitating her and getting her walking again, so we're really crossing our fingers she'll reach a point where she won't need a diaper anymore.

If that happens, the title will then be "Gone with the Diaper" a tale of much rejoicing.

(If you do have to get doggie diapers, I highly suggest going online for them. The ones they have at pet stores aren't that great. They practically come off on their own :/).