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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. Hahahaha I laughed really hard at this.
Do you work at Little Ceasers? Cause your hot and I'm ready.
My friend said that to me.
My friend said that to me.
Jessa wrote: "Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. Hahahaha I laughed really hard at this."Haha, I feel like saying this to someone just because of the fun of it. We should number these...
2) You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. LOL
this one is pretty gross but....
if you were a booger id pick you first
if you were a booger id pick you first
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. Lovin' it, slogan of McDonald's haha.
If you're the bomb I',m the flame , I set you off.
(other person) Yes you do
(other person) Yes you do
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
@Ally You've always got to put the original, I was about to do the same!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Neha wrote: "I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. Lovin' it, slogan of McDonald's haha."
Hahaha!!
Thug life?Nah more like hug life, come here.(This one's kinda cute tho...XD)
You have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.Library, haha, library...
@Neha #2 (can I call you that, lol)It has a library card, and we're on GoodReads, we're they're are books which we can get from the library which we can order with our library card. So cool...
@Neha #3 (XDD) I Know about that! It's just..using that as a pick-up line, Athena kids would be fawning over it haha.
Aaannd you can call me Neha K, i guess :P
@Neha #4 or Neha K? (This is all very confusing, haha)You're a Rick Riordan fan too, AHHH!!!
YESH!!!!! Wait, I don't wanna get off topic again. Lets discuss about more cheesy pick up lines :D
Okay, okay, haha.Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
This is the worst one yet, lol!
LOL I'd first slap that guy (or punch), then fall off my seat laughing XD. That would be weird lol
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!
Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see.
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
As she’s leaving…. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Her: What? … Me!
Are you from Tennessee? ‘cuz your the only ten I see.
Do you have a ticket? Cause you have fine written all over you.I think it went something like that... >.>
If you were an ocean, I'd dive right in-Me
Do you play quidditch? because you sure look like a keeper to me!
this is both a pickup line and an anti pick up line:
youre like the sun, smoking hot and full of gas
youre like the sun, smoking hot and full of gas
Jason wrote: "Do you play quidditch? because you sure look like a keeper to me!"Lolz
Ally wrote: "this is both a pickup line and an anti pick up line:youre like the sun, smoking hot and full of gas"
For pick up line, leave the gas part, and for anti pick up line, leave the smoking hot part XD
Are you Kronos? Because time stops when you’re around.Are you Tyson? Because I’m Peanut Butter and you sure can spoon me anytime.
XD
I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house.Ugh, seriously?
Omg PJO!!!!!!! Peanut Butter!!!!!!!!
OMG do you Ship TYLLA too???? (Tyson+Ella!!)
Oh there's one more-I Argo 2 us! Get it? Like 'shipping', but instead of ship saying 'Argo 2' because it's like the best ship lol.
(I've got a long list but if you get bored, at least scroll to the bottom and read the last ones)I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U, are you lacking some Vitamin Me.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams?
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Did you clean you pants with Windex? Cause I can practically see myself in them
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
When God made you, he was showing off.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity
So did it hurt?
[Did what hurt?]
When you fell out of heaven
Hey, I'm throwing a party wanna come??
(where is it)
In my pants
AND MY FAVOURITES!!!
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me.
Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards
with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Hey baby where you from?
[says where they're from]
Really?! I could of sworn you were from paradise.
"I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes...you're so stunning I just walking into that wall over there."
Oh my gosh some of these are hilarious!
Paigetwo *Caitlyn* wrote: "Oh my gosh some of these are hilarious!"IKR! I would've started laughing hysterically if someone has said these lines to me XD
Neha (Athena) (Queen Elinor) wrote: "Paigetwo *Caitlyn* wrote: "Oh my gosh some of these are hilarious!"IKR! I would've started laughing hysterically if someone has said these lines to me XD"
Right?!
Paigetwo *Caitlyn* wrote: "Neha (Athena) (Queen Elinor) wrote: "Paigetwo *Caitlyn* wrote: "Oh my gosh some of these are hilarious!"IKR! I would've started laughing hysterically if someone has said these lines to me XD"
Ri..."
LOL, that would totally kill the angry mood I would be trying to give to the pick-up liner XP
Doesn't matter what situation, if you have a weird, extremely cheezy, and funny pick up line, post!