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The Clog Delusion. (A possible story to keep things active).
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My dog's got no nose. How does he smell?
Awful.
My dog's got not tongue.
How does he taste?
Needs salt.
Did you know Marx only drank fruit teas? He considered proper tea theft. ;)
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May dog's got no irony.
Where are my slippers?
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I don't have dog.
What's this crumpled piece of paper for?
Jemahl wrote: "Did you know Marx only drank fruit teas? He considered proper tea theft. ;)"I have heard some bad jokes in my time but this one takes the biscuit.....
Chapter 2It was then I began to blame the Elves. I read a quote recently saying that every writer secretly believed in elves and hoped they would come to finish and edit their manuscript.
They never showed up. Three days later the paper was still blank and I was getting delusional.
It got real quiet in here. I just woke up on the floor with a woggle on my big toe and a leaf from the nostalgia plant hanging out of my mouth. I have no idea what happened.
I've checked the CLOG lounge, kitchen, basement bar and even the swimming pool. Where is everybody? What happened?
The launch pad in the garden is vacant, the rocket is gone, so that might explain some things. My guess is Corben stole it again to find Mars. (Futile, I've told him, but he never listens.) It can't be Alistair, his space helmet is still on the floor in the bathroom (which could really do with a clean by the way. Maybe we should hire a maid.)
I've had some coffee and have taken up a chair at one of the typewriters in the writers room. There is a piece of paper in it with a title and not much else. It's called, The Clog Delusion. And a byline that reads "write me."
With not much else to do I have taken up the mantel. And so here I am, starting Chapter 1. I'll leave the mystery here and see what happens. Will there be a chapter 2? Will someone carry this on? Time will tell.