ᴡ ᴇ ʟ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ﹢ ᴄ ʜ ᴀ ᴛ

[marthie !]

you know what to do.

[Willa]

*screams**screams louder**screams until everyone's eardrum bleed**screams because eardrums are bleeding**dies*

[marthie !]

*revives willa**starts screaming because it doesn't work**screams even more because google isn't working to look up why reviving people doesn't work**screams even more because it says it's impossible to revive people**dies because screaming takes up a lot of your breath and I have athsma so that would be even worse*

[Willa]

lol we are so messed up

[marthie !]

yep xD
idk what the others will think of us when they join

[Willa]

it they don't like us it's okay
i can eat them

[marthie !]

how do you eat them
do you just envision them as cookies or something
and then they turn into cookies
and then you eat them?

[marthie !]

^^ okay I don't know where that came from

[Willa]

^^
I'm rolling around on the floor and my brother Jack's asking me if there's fire
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DO
BECAUSE COOKIES ARE DELICIOUS

[marthie !]

tell jack there's a tiny fire on the floor but it's okay you put it out :P
YES COOKIES ARE AMAZING
AND THEY'RE ALWAYS NICE AND SMALL
UNLESS YOU GET A COOKIE CAKE
THEN COOKIES ARE BIG

[Willa]

AND COOKIES TASTE GOOD
HUMANS DON'T TASTE GOOD
trust me i once woke up biting myself and i did not taste good at all

[marthie !]

Humans don't taste good to humans
but I guess humans taste good to cats
because my cat is biting and licking my elbow

[Willa]

i have to go, sorry
see ya, then

[marthie !]

aw bye :(
I'll try to work on a few more things tho
and you said to put the profile pic up quickly
but there were complications
I feel like I've failed you

[Willa]

XD
i'm back for like two minutes
i like this one better, you?

[marthie !]

yeah, I like it better, let's keep it as this for now.

[Willa]

okay! um what about the masthead?

[Willa]

it may or may not be like four in the morning right now

[marthie !]

oh gosh then go get some sleep but hm I'll experiment with some things

[Willa]

no i'm kidding i'm in Washington right now with my sister and brother following me everywhere on SCREENS IT'S WEIRD
THEY MADE ME FACETIME THEM KNOWING I'D JUST BE ON MY COMPUTER ANYWAY
but anywho it's actually 8:08 PM here

[marthie !]

at least it's not actually 4:00
but yeah you might feel like it's that time if you recently got there xD
and that's weird but then again all siblings are weird
like my brother tries to steal my galaxy tape because he says it's like star wars

[Willa]

I'M BORED

[alex]

hi

[Willa]

hi

[marthie !]

hii alex

[alex]

hi martha

[Willa]

HELLO

[caitlin;]

well hello there

[avery ♞ do something revolutionary]

hey guys

[caitlin;]

hi avery, it's nice to meet you.

[avery ♞ do something revolutionary]

nice to meet you too
(just saying you have the same name as my sister spelled the same way which never happens)

[Willa]

Hi people!

[ash]

Hello!

[Willa]

Hi Ashley!

[alex]

HI AVERY

[caitlin;]

avery; people always spell my name wrong for some reason, probably because there are so many different ways to spell Caitlin...

Hey everyone else

[avery ♞ do something revolutionary]

alex - semi hiatus wrote: "HI AVERY"

HI WE'RE LIKE NEVER ON GOODREADS AT THE SAME TIME AHHHH

[alex]

I KNOOOWWWW
Avery I'm going to pm you one sec

[avery ♞ do something revolutionary]

kk

[s]

Hiyaa~

[ash]

whats uppp?

[katie]

hi!

[Willa]

hi everybody!

[[deleted user]]

hellooooooooo yes I am here, let's get the party started nerds

[Willa]

lol

[s]

heyoooooooo

[sucre'd fiend]

HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS PARO BEING ON? HOLY SHIT

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

FIEEEEEEEENNNNDDDD MY BOOTYLICIOUS BAE!

[sucre'd fiend]

[/shakes booty]
I MISSED YOU~

[sucre'd fiend]

SHAD