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So where do I begin?
Only if you take your hands away from your eyes. Once you get used to it it's easy. Find a group you like the look of. Here's a good start, and you may even decide to stay. Pick a couple of threads you like the look of and comment. the good morning thread is a good place to visit, as it gets regula posts.
But if I take my hands away from my eyes, you'll see how dead behind them I actually am!Thanks for the advice, I'll say an early afternoon hello in the good morning thread. better late than never.
Yep, it's not exclusive to morning greetings.
Hey there! You'll always find a few friends here - if you look under tables and behind sofas and such.
Be careful with Sofas here, the Higgs-Boson was found behind one of them.
I found an ISIS splinter group behind a chaise longue once.
Only 'cos I stashed it there. You never know when one might come in handy.
I wondered where you kept your stash . . .
Sorry, you said 'stash', I read it as 'g'... never mind.
Stag? Better ask Lindsay about that. No on second thoughts, his memory is still rather hazy ;)
Hey John!! I just said welcome in the morning thread but it may get lost so welcome here too :-)
Hi John and welcome. Goodreads is definitely big but not at all scary except if you open your own author thread. Then you can expect Gingerlily to fill it up with elephants, someone else measures it up for curtains, everyone traipses through and holds a party and you're left to clean up the place.You think I'm kidding? Just open your own author thread in 'Meet the Authors'. And make sure you put your name in the thread title or Patti flings you in the sin bin.
Have a great time!
You want an elephant?
Damn, elephant disguised as XML. Clever ploy GL.
It didn't work though, as you can see above...
I now no longer want to be in this group. I want to be in a group that allows me to pet baby elephants all day. Please organise, Anna and Gingerlily. Thanking you in advance.
Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Can't you just stroke the screen?"Elephant porn now?
Why not?It's less traumatising than squid porn
Maybe not, for the elephant!
Squid porn? I think I may have seen an Mpeg of that once.....* claws at own eyes *
John wrote: "I now no longer want to be in this group. I want to be in a group that allows me to pet baby elephants all day. Please organise, Anna and Gingerlily. Thanking you in advance."I once saw a baby elephant fall head over heels down the slope to the watering hole. It's mother swung her trunk as if to say 'Stop muckin' about'.
Sadly I don't think I can squeeze that into one of my historical romances! Not yet anyway ;o)
Water for Elephants?(a rather good historical that came out of NaNoWriMo, and later became a film...)
Could an infinite number of elephants type Hamlet?
This thread has swung in more directions than David Bowie's sexuality.
Welcome to this group's style of conversation, John.
And be careful with typos; infamy can be long lasting.
John - Oh you wait 'til the Davids pile in, you ain't seen nothin' yet. As for Will, well John, he's an example of what happens to us all in the end. (Just kidding, Will.)
Jud - Dreaming of elephants trampling my few reviews.
No Anna, you are quite right.meeting Patti and GL has subverted me from being a quiet, normal person. It's their fault. I may sue.
Don't blame me, I used to be quiet and normal as well...Sorry, that should have read 'quite abnormal'.
Will wrote: "Could an infinite number of elephants type Hamlet?"Not unless you make a bigger keyboard.
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Don't blame me, I used to be quiet and normal as well...Sorry, that should have read 'quite abnormal'."
Predictive text strikes again, eh?
Tim wrote: "Will wrote: "Could an infinite number of elephants type Hamlet?"Not unless you make a bigger keyboard."
Plus a bigger planet. You would not believe the amount of space an infinite number of elephants takes up!
I'm not cleaning up after them.Following David round the group with a bin bag is job enough.
I also wouldn't want to stand behind them.
David wrote: "Did you summon me, Anna?"Well, yes, in a way, David, but I expected you to arrive in a puff of smoke.
Tim wrote: "I also wouldn't want to stand behind them."Trust me, that might be preferable to facing them head on.
Anna wrote: "David wrote: "Did you summon me, Anna?"Well, yes, in a way, David, but I expected you to arrive in a puff of smoke."
Smoking is anti social. These days wizards are poring over their grimoirs to find an ecologically acceptable substitute. A fortune awaits the finder...
Actually in these politically correct times they're unlikely to arrive in a puff of anything ;-)
A cloud of esmoke?
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: ""Oh doesn't David look good in his little hat!
It's the feather that sets it off
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