Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you will never get a steady job.

I wish I could have a rabbit and a cat and a dog

[Apollo]

Granted, but all they do is ruin the house.

I wish I was Green Lantern.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you wouldn't have powers

I wish I was a wizard

[Apollo]

Granted, but you only have one spell.

I wish I created yugioh.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you can only create it once

I wish Christmas was a 14 day event

[Sara]

It now is, but you only have it every 20 years

I wish I was a book character

(Not true but..)

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you will die in the book


I wish I could talk to animals

[[deleted user]]

You can, but you cannot talk to humans.

I wish I could have a dog.

[[deleted user]]

You can, but it will be a robot dog that suddenly turns evil


I wish I had the money to buy all the books I want

[[deleted user]]

You will, but you can't read.

I wish I could read every book in the world.

[[deleted user]]

You can, but they are all in a language you don't know


I wish I had a bigger room

[[deleted user]]

You will, but everyone knows how you are doing it and copy you

I wish I could find Forrest Fenn's treasure