Grant a Wish, Drop a Curse

[random name]

Granted but the people from Nightmare Before Christmas will think you're their leader.

I WISH I could see my other-dimensional self.

[kavi ~he-him~]

Granted but your other-dimensional self will kill you


I wish I could clone myself

[random name]

Granted but then your clone will start taking over your life and eventually the real you will be forgotten.

I wish I could sing.

[random name]

(Every man and woman loves me already. *blush blush*) Granted, but when you finally start dancing better, you get a disease that makes you unable to move your legs.

I wish I was the strongest person alive.

[Faif]

Granted, but you will break, but once you get famous for it, you lose the power. (so stay UNfamous!)


I wish i could... have a robot in my brain, to make me be able to clean my room, without doing anything!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but the robot will go out of control and destroy your brain...and kill you. Sorry!

I wish I will be happy

[Faif]

Granted, but you will become so happy, you will forget what sadeness is, and eventually kill yourself.. why? i dunno! You somehow were so happy you became sad.. .


I wish i had a famous friend! :D

[[deleted user]]

You just wanted revenge right?

Granted, but you'll soon become so jealous of your famous friend that she/he becomes your enemy!

I wish I had a dog that is already trained.

[random name]

What?

[random name]

Granted, but the person sees someone else and realize your love means nothing to him and leaves you.

I wish for a good wish.

[Faif]

Granted, but you grow old in the house, and the house burns..

I wish to die...

(HAHAHAHA! WHAT CAN YOU DO NOW!?)

[random name]

Granted, but after you die, you'll get tortured for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could have a pen that could draw anything.

[random name]

Granted but you're so intelligent that you know the secrets of the Universe and you live the rest of your life in fear of what's coming. (That curse doh.)

I wish that I wasn't so drop-dead gorgeous (it's a curse and a blessing *blush blush*).

[SmilingDork]

Granted but you will be come drop dead gorgeous to another alien race.

I wish for the power to shift time

[Faif]

Granted, but only once.

I wish i could change peoples minds.

[random name]

Granted, but you use it stubbornly and the Lord of Time comes and takes it away.

I wish I could do nooo wrong!

[random name]

Granted but they'll be horrible and mean.

I wish I could get a 100 on my test.

[random name]

(Still okay with me.)
Granted, but you'll start remembering everything, even from your past life.

I wish I could work at a chocolate factory.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then you would eat all of the chololates and get really really fat.

I wish I could bring back the dead

[SmilingDork]

Granted but they will eat everyone you love.

I wish for a snow free winter

[random name]

Granted but it will be one of those few horses that are carnivorous and it will eat you up.

I wish I could be an English teacher.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but none of the kids like u



I wish I could Run

[kavi ~he-him~]

Granted but you will trip over your own shoelaces


I wish I could play sports

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then deoderent would never work on you

I wish cupcakes were healthy

[Faif]

Granted, but you realize you hate cupcakes.

I wish, Chocolate makes you skinny.

:P

[Faif]

Granted, but your legs get sore every "12" hours..
(Muahahhahahaa)

I wish i was super smart.

[Princess Gabriel The Bookish Bookaholic of the Western Timbers of Librarianland (aka Gabriel the Bookaholic)]

Granted, but only for a semester.
I wish to be a unicorn.

[Princess Gabriel The Bookish Bookaholic of the Western Timbers of Librarianland (aka Gabriel the Bookaholic)]

Granted, but after you have your memory wiped.
I wish I could fly.

[random name]

Granted, but it's so beautiful that it would explode inside of you and guts would be everywhere...

I wish my dog wasn't so obnoxious.

[James]

Granted but you would have to feed it diamonds

i wish i could be a battle mage

[Faif]

Granted, but every time you eat it, you nearly die choking on it.

I wish i could read minds!

[random name]

Granted, but people would say bad stuff about you in their minds.

I wish I could talk in a russian accent.

[random name]

(Halellujah) Granted, but no one will understand you.

I wish I had a Kiwi accent.

[random name]

(How can you be a model and not be pretty?)

Granted but it won't like you and every night, sneak out of it's tank and pinch you in your sleep.

I wish I could RULE THE WORLD!

[Skye~just Skye~]

Granted but everyone will rebelle against you.


I wish I could be happy

[random name]

Granted, but then someone will accuse you of doing something and you'll be sent to jail for 20 years and then you won't be happy.

I wish we could be invaded by aliens.

[Butterfly]

Granted, but the aliens won't be friendly and replace all people you know.
I wish I could sing well.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you would think you sound good, but everyone else thinks you sound like a dying walrus.


I wish I had a farm full of animals!

[Hads]

Harper wrote: "Granted, but you would think you sound good, but everyone else thinks you sound like a dying walrus.


I wish I had a farm full of animals!"
Granted, but the animals smell unbearably terrible ALL the time.
I wish I had a younger sibling.

[[deleted user]]

(( trust me, if this was real and came true, you would regret it, even without the bad thing))

Granted, but all they do is scream and cry.


I wish Elmo was never a thing.

[Hads]

Harper wrote: "(( trust me, if this was real and came true, you would regret it, even without the bad thing))

Granted, but all they do is scream and cry.


I wish Elmo was never a thing."

I doubt it. I want it even with the bad thing.
Granted, but you end up looking like Elmo to make up for it.
I wish I was a REALLY good dancer.

[[deleted user]]

(( I am terrified of Elmo))

Granted, but you can only dance to one song, the rest of them you can't dance to.

I wish I could go on a safari

[Apollo]

Granted, but you end up stranded.

I wish I could create Iron Man.

[Hads]

(sorry :P)
granted, but you need to stay there for the rest of your life.
I wish I had super memory so that I could remember EVERYTHING I see, hear and read EXACTLY.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but he would go into a lake and drown because there was so much weight on him.

I wish I could run a marathon and win

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you can only remember every bad thing that has ever happened to anyone

I wish I could win a marathon

[Hads]

Harper wrote: "Granted, but you can only remember every bad thing that has ever happened to anyone

I wish I could win a marathon"

Granted, but you could never stop running.
I wish I could beat my eldest brother at everything.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but he does everything terribly, so anyone could beat him

I wish I was immune to all illnesses

[SmilingDork]

Granted but you will get other sick.

I wish to be able to get good grades all the time.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you will never get a steady job.

I wish I could have a rabbit and a cat and a dog