Ask Clary

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Ask Clarissa "Clary" Adele Fray/Fairchild/Morgenstern questions here!

[Krul, Shadowhunter]

Jace: Tell me again why we're here.

Me: You liiiikkke her! *Makes sound roll off tongue*

Jace: I never knew you wanted to be Happy.

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Me: Don't ask me.

Jace: I find it amusing to watch her make a fool of herself.

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Jace: Is she always like this?

Me: Depends on her mood. *Takes notes*

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Me: I can see that. And I need info for my story. I told you I'll do it. But not today. Need more info. *Sits down and nods to others* Please, do go on.

Jace: Project 17 - Operation Start!

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Me: Nah. It's pouring out everywhere.

Jace: The way you say that makes me wonder.

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Both: What?

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Me: Not as much as me.

Jace: Nor me.

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Both: Says you.

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Both: SHUT UP! I HATE HARRY - SOMETHING - POTTER!!

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Me: Isn't it?

Jace: My, you’re so unwelcoming.

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Me: We agree! Yet I'm stuck with your boyfriend.

Jace: Don't be ridiculous. Who wouldn't want me?

Me: Moi.

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Jace: You're still the first girl to turn me down.

Me: It's a perfectly good logic.

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Both: *Smirks*

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Both: *Shakes head in amusement* Too true.

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Jace: She's cruel.

Me: You think?

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Jace: Don't be ridiculous; only girls are made of sugar.

Me: She's saying you're a girl, Jace.

Jace: Sure, and I grew up strangling my dollies.

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Jace: Well. That's something.

Me: Isn't it?

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Jace: Of course not. They're only used to be dummies for combat practice.

Me: So I was the only one who had a doll?

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Me: I did a makeover on mine. Now I'm scared to look at it.

Jace: You lost it.

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Me: Well excuse me for being a curious and bright child.

Jace: An EVIL child.

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Me: I'm required to be a goody-two-shoes in school. What did you expect?

Jace: Not much.

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Me: How so? Whatever, I mean.

Jace: School is crap. Education is very important.

Me: That doesn't make any sense.

Jace: It makes perfect sense. I'm right 90% of the time!

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Both: ?

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Both: Nothing...

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Both: Who..?

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Me: Isn't that 'fish'?

Jace: What do you mean?

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Me: Ara...

Jace: I've taught you well then.

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Me: Awkward...

Jace: You think?

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Me: Gee, you're nice.

Jace: Nobody here is nice.

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Jace: You mean as oppose to being kind?

Me: I don't want to talk about it.

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Me: Hmm, I truly wonder that.

Jace: Oh great. Now we have a teenage stalker on our hands.

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Jace: I am a man. And men should not be called 'nice'. What happened to my bad boy image?

Me: Ruined.

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Jace: I am a Shadowhunter. Things do not go 'poof'!

Me: It's amusing to hear you to say that word.

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Jace: Did she just say that to me?

Me: Sure. Lots of girls do it. Even me.

Jace: You, I understand. But others? No, not really.

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Me: Exactly.

Jace: I'm the only male. How should I talk at a tea party?

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Me: What does that mean?

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Me: Ah.

Jace: I don't think you can.

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Me: Gee, violent much?

Jace: That can be a good thing when you're killing demons.

Me: Right, right. The moron beside me loves being violent.

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Me: Him.

Jace: Thank you. I do try to be.

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Jace: I would advise you to take it back.

Me: Why? So you could laugh?

Jace: That's it. I'd wanted to be a clown ever since I was born.

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Both: The world is insane.

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Me: Isn't it easier to say 'Both'?

Jace: There are different ways of saying 'yes'.

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Both: See? Now they're in unison.

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Me: Okay. That was too freaky.

Jace: Is that even a word?

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Both: Freaky! Like this but without humor:

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Me: This is Franky from One Piece!

Jace: The dog dances..?

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Me: He should! It's an anime! The Mortal Instruments series is the only series I have read to ever mention anime so many times. I LOVE THE AUTHOR!!

Jace: Because she likes anime too?

Me: She put Naruto in there! I knew that one!!

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Me: Hey, after all the manga of it my brother piled on me? I started to like it, a bit.

Jace: She had a change of heart.