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[Anita]

i will stick with the girls Graham, please don't pass on the details. Have a hug though (((hug)))

[M.T.]

Well Graham, they may be minced but at least they're clean. Mwah hahahargh.

Agreed with everyone about this group, it's ace. It's about the only on line forum I still 'do'.

Hugs and pats on the back all round!

Cheers

MTM

[Graham]

Thanks for all the kind words, guys. I really appreciate it. It's nice to know you're all thinking about my ba ... condition.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Graham wrote: "Thanks for all the kind words, guys. I really appreciate it. It's nice to know your all thinking about my ba ... condition."

Oh, pollocks!

[Lynne (Tigger's Mum)]

Next time use the crevice brush attachment, (if you've still got a crevice ):0)

[Graham]

A crevice brush attachment. Honestly, do I seem stupid?

[M.T.]

I think the beater attachment for the dyson hand held would work well... phnark. snortle.

[Emma]

I will echo everyone else and say how amazing our group is!!
And Vanessa you are such an inspiration and I am so glad things are back on track for you.
Massive hugs for everyone just coz I can xx

[Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)]

Graham wrote: "A crevice brush attachment. Honestly, do I seem stupid?"

It's less to do with your state of mind (that's already established) and more to do with your pain threshold.

[Graham]

Okay, listen up. My accident with the Dyson Ball Cleaner was a genuine mistake! Due to all this diabolical talk of crevice attachments, hand held beaters and pain thresholds, however, I have had to increase my daily whiskey intake as the visions of the perverted sexual practices that some of you obviously enjoy are affecting my nerves.

[Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)]

Graham wrote: "Okay, listen up. My accident with the Dyson Ball Cleaner was a genuine mistake! Due to all this diabolical talk of crevice attachments, hand held beaters and pain thresholds, however, I have had to increase my daily whiskey intake as the visions of the perverted sexual practices that some of you obviously enjoy are affecting my nerves."

Hold, on, there's no need to have visions, I've got some photos here if you send me your email address.

I'm just having a look through them at the moment... Do you like general machinery, or are you a household appliances man? Just that I've got some interesting one's with a cement mixer.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

And no ducks, Geoff?

Do we need to start a peverted sexual practices thread for Graham?

[Vanessa (aka Dumbo)]

Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "And no ducks, Geoff?

Do we need to start a peverted sexual practices thread for Graham?"

Come on GL...all our threads contain perverted sexual practices...don't they? ;0)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

This one was supposed to be for people who are upset about something to get comfort and advice. Peverted sexual practices may comfort some people, but its not the first thing I would offer...

[Graham]

Gingerlily - No you do not need to start a sexual practices thread. Having said that, I wouldn't mind looking at Geoff's photos of the cement mixer.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Graham wrote: "Gingerlily - No you do not need to start a sexual practices thread. Having said that, I wouldn't mind looking at Geoff's photos of the cement mixer."

If you ask him nicely he might put them up on Vanessa's thread.

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/...

[Jud]

You guys crack me up. This is the best group

[Vanessa (aka Dumbo)]

Graham wrote: "Gingerlily - No you do not need to start a sexual practices thread. Having said that, I wouldn't mind looking at Geoff's photos of the cement mixer."

You want one of these don't you ;0)
http://files1.coloribus.com/files/ads...

[Patti (baconater)]

Ha!

Trust you to find that, Vanessa!

[Graham]

Vanessa, that's filth. Pure filth. You ought to be ashamed.

[Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)]

Graham wrote: "Vanessa, that's filth. Pure filth. You ought to be ashamed."

Vanessa inhabits the Dark Web.

[Vanessa (aka Dumbo)]

Here's some more, pretty, cement mixers for you ;0)

http://i3.cpcache.com/product/8015794...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/...

[Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)]

I think we all need a hug after the events of the last 24 hours.

We've all been very subdued in light of the events that took place in Paris. There must be a sense of there but for the grace of god..

The problem is that this is going to be a long war, with no real knowledge of whether it has been won or not. Al Quieda were subdued, only for another group to come into ascendancy.

This is not a traditional war where the enemy surrenders, but one where they go into hiding and rebuild their forces to begin again.

What we mustn't do is think they cannot be defeated. They can and will, but there'll be many setbacks before that happens. But the battlefield isn't just fighting terrorists, but winning the hearts and minds of ordinary Muslims.

Hugs to you all.

[Patti (baconater)]

Hugs to you too Geoff.

[Jim]

yes

[Emma]

Hugs to all (((((0)))))

[Pat ()]

(((((((o)))))))

[M.T.]

Yeh. I was in France two weeks ago and even that feels a bit close. Hugs all round.

[Anita]

(((((((HUG)))))) for everyone. Goodness M.T. That is a bit too close ! So glad you are safe.

Hugs here for you Ema for everything going well with Job, you Nan and that you have found your Mr right at last ! ( it wouldn't let me say it on the other thread so I'm saying it on this one instead. We still need constant updates, just to make sure that he is the right one of course .

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Yep. We've all got your back Emma.

[Emma]

Thanks you guys. I was telling him last night how amazing you all are xx

[Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)]

Emma (Queen of the weirdo's) wrote: "Thanks you guys. I was telling him last night how amazing you all are xx"

You have warned him about our Radical Brigade, I trust Emma? We will not hesitate to track him down and give him endless Chinese burns if he doesn't behave (or misbehave. Your choice.).

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

My dungeon is at your disposal, Emma!

[Patti (baconater)]

Emma (Queen of the weirdo's) wrote: "Thanks you guys. I was telling him last night how amazing you all are xx"

If that doesn't scare him off, nothing will.

[Anita]

You can borrow my axe if he doesn't behave too Emz, that will teach anyone not to mess with our girls !

[Anita]

Nearly forgot, Monday morning (((HUGS))) everyone.

[Desley (Cat fosterer)]

Can I have a cuddle please, just broke up with my fella. Sadly he didn't feel as much of a connection as I did

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Awww sorry to hear that Desley

(((((((((HUG))))))))))

[Jim]

Sorry about that Desley

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh Desley. I'm so sorry. :(

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Aw Desley, sending big hugs

[✿Claire✿]

Big hugs Desley.

[Desley (Cat fosterer)]

Thanks guys. Debating whether to stay friends with him, we get on really well, just not enough romantically

[Geoff (G. Robbins) (merda constat variat altitudo)]

Such a shame, Desley. Big hug for you.

[Pat ()]

So sorry to hear this Desley (((Hugs)))

[Jud]

Sorry Desley, have a hug ((o))

Give it a while before you think about staying friends

[David]

Sorry to hear that Desley

[Kath]

Oh, that's sad. (((xxx)))

[Desley (Cat fosterer)]

Thanks guys, Ironically I'm feeling better than last week when I knew something wasn't right but not where I stood

[M.T.]

Sorry to hear that Delsey.