Mess up a wish!

[Aderonke]

Granted but you can't eat anything else for the rest of your life and you become a plant.
(What an active imagination I have in the morning.)

I wish I could get off my lazy butt and go do something.

[Kaylin Behrens]

Granted but then you go die...



I wish everyone a happy Easter!

[[deleted user]]

Granted but now everyone will have a terrible Easter. (Because its jinxed)

I wish I can get into my dreams college.

[Kaylin Behrens]

Granted but then you drop out cuz it's too stressful.


I wish that was my birthday.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but no one will know its your birthday which means no presents.

I wish I could read books really fast.

[Kaylin Behrens]

"Granted but then you would forget what you read.


I wish I had a smartphone.

[Juniper]

Granted, but then it would break in an hour

I wish I could erase what I've done

[Aderonke]

Granted but someone finds out about it and calls you out on it.


I wish I could fall asleep for an hour but still watch Supernatural.

[Juniper]

Granted, but it's your least favorite episode (if you even have one) every time.

I wish that I could own all of the Hobbit and Lord of the Ring movies.

[Doctor Who Fan]

Granted, but then you computer or dvd player breaks

I wish I already knew everything they teach in school.

[Juniper]

Granted, but then you get in a horrible accident, taking your memory of this knowledge away from you. You now have the mind of a child.

I wish I had a never-ending mug of hot, delicious coffee.

[Doctor Who Fan]

Granted, but it is boiling hot and you burn your mouth every time you try to drink.

I wish I could read braille without being blind.

[Aderonke]

Granted but people will think you are blind even though you're not.

I wish I could focus on one thing and stop wandering back to tumblr.

[Juniper]

Granted, but then you would never lose focus, and your life would deteriorate around you because you cannot take your focus off of that one thing.

I wish I had more internet access

[Doctor Who Fan]

Granted, but then the internet shuts down.

I wish that I could just read all day and not have to do anything.

[Juniper]

Granted, but then you forget to eat and drink and die.

I wish I could get all of my homework done without actually doing anything.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but it will all be done incorrectly

I wish drama club was still happening.

[Juniper]

Granted, but you get a new, demonic teacher.

I wish my phone had more frickin data.

[Aderonke]

Granted but now all you can do is spend time on your phone and you can't do anything else.

I wish my Language Arts project was finished for me.

[Juniper]

(I'm alright with that.)

Granted, but it's a terrible project and you fail school.

I wish that I would decide which color to get for my lotus tattoo.

[Aderonke]

You decide on a color but the tattoo artist messes your tattoo.

I wish my laptop's battery wasn't dying.

[Juniper]

Granted, but your laptop then explodes.

I wish I could meet my favorite author.

[Doctor Who Fan]

Granted, but they are actually a prick and you end up hating them.

I wish my AP physics test was not today, but sometime next year.

[Juniper]

Granted, but then it's 5x longer and 10x harder.

I wish I could just snap and be completely caught up in all of my classes.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but when you cough you fall farther and farther behind.

I wish I was telekinetic

[Aderonke]

Granted but you can't control your telekinesis and you accidentally cause a lamp to come flying, hit you in the head, and you die.
(Wow that was kinda dark for me...)

I wish I didn't have to study for my science test.

[Doctor Who Fan]

Granted, but you have to study really hard on everything else to even get a single question right.

I wish school was already over.

[Doctor Who Fan]

I wish I could be a genius that is loved and respected by everyone.