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[Janice]

I had a pregnancy dream last night too Janine. I dreamt that I had a baby girl. When she was 2-1/2 weeks old I was remarking how advanced she was because she was walking and talking like she was 2-1/2 years old.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was looking out a kitchen window and saw two robins, a male and female. The female was bright yellow. Both of them, instead of having bird heads, had little bald plastic heads that looked just like human heads.

Then I was in a department store and found a nearly transparent, very pale blue, shimmery iridescent jacket. I looked at the price tag and was pleased it was only $8.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was running through a field with Uma Thurman, and then I think she stopped and did the splits.

A lot more happened, but I didn't write it down as soon as I awoke, so I've forgotten it.

[janine]

There was a pink and white cat with a hitler stache and glasses which was determined to scratch me with its claws. No idea where that came from, I love cats and have never been scratched unless I deserved it.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was at a public forum and the talk turned to wealth inequality. I told one of the men who was defending it that I didn't approve of it. I said, "You're Chris Van Hollen, right?" [Democratic rep. from Maryland's 8th District.] He seemed surprised that I knew him. I said my family lived near Maryland so I knew who he was. I thought, it will help me if they think I'm friendly. He came over to talk to me, but shortly he turned into the short, stout woman who directed my high school chorus. She offered me a part in a production. I said, "Is it a big part?" I didn't want a big part. She wanted to know if I was going to Indonesia in 2012, along with a bunch of other people. I said, "I really don't think so. I don't think I will have money for that in my budget." She said I should ignore that and go anyway.

At a small food court, looking to buy a sandwich. I got a can of diet Coke. The sandwiches were sold out, except at Subway, where the worker was scraping things off a sandwich someone had ordered but not picked up. He was going to turn that into my sandwich. Then he said, "I've got a lot of things to do" and disappeared.

[evie]

I love this I've forgotten all about what my daughter might be up to while she's out partying

[Cynthia]

@LG: I now have a sudden craving for Diet Coke.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Indulge, Cynthia.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was in a restaurant. The waiter was describing the desserts, and he showed me a slice of "anus pie." Apparently the pies were made from either rabbit or chicken anuses, and chicken anuses were preferable, because they were hidden within the chicken. Actually, the chicken didn't use an anus anymore (it was like the human appendix), so they were completely clean.

Seeing a girl get chemotherapy. Her cheeks were very puffed up from the chemo.

[janine]

The first dream influenced how I read the second one.

[Janice]

Angie's story of her husband's pierced penis came back to haunt me in my dreams. I dreamt that my husband decided to get his pierced. I told him, "Now you're going to pee out of two holes."

[~Geektastic~]

I dreamed that I was pregnant last night. And it is still FREAKING ME OUT.

[janine]

Dreams like that are weird, but when you look up the meaning that takes away some of the weirdness. It means that you're growing, not growing something.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I was spending the night in a hotel room with some young business woman. I don't know why. She had invited over a friend, a retired NBA player who may have been, or just may have looked like, B.J. Armstrong. B.J. wanted to make out with me, but I didn't want to. He showed me this tiny reading apparatus he had, that stored teeny tiny books that unrolled like scrolls.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

::gets Kleenex for Barb::

[janine]

::uses LG's other sleeve::

[~Geektastic~]

Barb wrote: "I seem to remember having a dream that I was pregnant a few days before I found out I was pregnant.
Does that freak you out more, Amber?

*cackles*"

Oh yeah, that's just what I needed to hear.

[Kevin]

LG, are you from chicago?

[Jim]

She could tell you, but then she would have to kill you Kev.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Bitches! Get away from my sleeves!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "LG, are you from chicago?"

Not from, but I live there.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I dreamed I was at a garden center buying blue ivy.

Yes, that is the name of Beyonce's new child.

Embarrassing.

[janine]

I dreamed I ate something and then vomited. Which was supposed to happen, it was some sort of medical test, but I vomited a bit sooner than expected. Then no one cleaned it up.

[evie]

I dreamed my neighbour invited me over to taste a variety of coffees.
While I was there she asked me to change her cats litter tray. I felt obligated because of all the coffee she gave me.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

janine wrote: "I dreamed I ate something and then vomited. Which was supposed to happen, it was some sort of medical test, but I vomited a bit sooner than expected. Then no one cleaned it up."

This dream reveals that you are ambivalent about adulthood. When you were a kid, your parents cleaned up your vomit and everything was good.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

evie wrote: "I dreamed my neighbour invited me over to taste a variety of coffees.
While I was there she asked me to change her cats litter tray. I felt obligated because of all the coffee she gave me."

Interesting.

[janine]

In my dream there was a prison. Someone had infiltrated the prison as a prisoner and shared a cell with the most evil prisoner there. There was an invisible wall in their cell. Then there was a party at the prison, and all prisoners walked free through the halls. I was there too. I heard I was to be the main character in a play, five minutes before the play started (someone forgot to tell me). I hurry over to the person in charge and ask for the script. He says: do you want the subtle version or the more outragious version. I chose the most spectacular version they had. I then started rehearsing the play (or maybe it was five minutes later now and this was the actual play), in which I picked up a cat called Spiderman at a house with two creepy girls fishing without water and rode off in a car, presumably to fight crime or something like that.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I dreamed I was using my deodorant as a lip balm.

[evie]

Lobstergirl wrote: "I dreamed I was using my deodorant as a lip balm."

Tasty.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

No...they were the same size as usual.

[evie]

I have accidently used spray deodorant instead of hairspray,and black nail polish instead of eyeliner. Not recently.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I did use lipliner on my eyelids today, but it was actually on purpose. I don't use lipliner anymore because it's way too drying. I think that was the one lipliner I've ever bought.

[Jammies]

Poor Heiderson already had to read this, so I'll inflict it on the rest of you:

In my last weird dream, it was very Japanese-horror-ish: I was at a party with my brothers, and the host of the party and his girlfriend were seated outside on a couch made of snow, but the back of the couch was the buried body of the girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, and his head was sticking out of the top of the snowsofa and the light was provided by his burning hair. I couldn't convince my brothers that Something Very Bad was going to happen soon and that they needed to leave with me.

So I abandoned them.

[Cynthia]

Ditch them idiot brothers, sister Jammies!

[Félix]

Frightening scenario there.

[Jammies]

LOL, thanks, SisterCyn!

Felarry, the weird thing was that I wasn't scared in the dream--I knew it was scary, and I knew I had to leave, but I wasn't frightened.

[Cynthia]

That's 'cause you're so fierce.

[janine]

I keep having dreams and thinking they would make good TV shows.

I had a dream about two shapeshifting evil somethings. They'd turn into a different human form every day. But because they were allergic to peanuts I could just sprinkle everyone with peanut water until I found the shapeshifter.

[Janice]

I dreamed that Rod Stewart did a concert in my city. One of my friends did a lot of volunteer work for it, but it was another friend who undeservedly won the volunteer award. She was running down the aisle squeeling and congratulating herself.

When it was over we went down to the food tables. People had brought homemade desserts. Those whose tables were on the perimeters ran out of desserts before the show even started. The ones in the center had the best squares and cakes. We stopped at each table and pretty soon had plates heaped with lucious looking treats.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I have a lot of dreams like that.

[Cynthia]

I rarely dream of food/cooking. I had a cleaning dream Friday night. I was renting an apartment in Manhattan with my daughter and her girlfriend and her girlfriend's baby cousin. We had to clean the apartment, pack and take care of the baby, all in a half-hour. It was time to go home. Rush rush rush.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I never dream about cleaning. I wonder what that says about me....

I have lots of dreams where I'm collecting food from buffet tables, heaping it on my plate, and then I never get a chance to eat it. I wake up thinking of the food. You'd think I was a concentration camp survivor or something.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

!!???!!!!????

[Janice]

No more Harry Potter for Penelope. :)

I dreamed about climbing stairs last night. They were extremely steep and narrow. Every 6 risers or so there would be a small landing to catch your breath. When we got to the top there were no railings. The last riser was a a long step up and a railing would have been helpful. We were very high up. I was fretting that I wouldn't be able to get back down because there was no railing, but decided that I would deal with that when I had to go back down.

[evie]

That sounds meaningful, and a bit scary.

[Phil]

I thought it was simply a dream about overcoming fears to keep moving forward.

[Tyas]

I dreamt a beautiful scene last night. I saw a beautiful rainbow and a tree. The leaves of the tree was rather strange. They seemed as mini bowl with a pale color; nude, as peach fruit.

That was a good dream, I think. I hope I will get a good news from my publishing house. I hope they will call me and tell me that they will publish my novel. Amin! Haha...

[Janice]

Phil wrote: "I thought it was simply a dream about overcoming fears to keep moving forward."

That's a great interpretation, Phil and very appropriate for me right now.

[Cynthia]

I dreamed of unpacking things in our new house. The house was large and the kitchen enormous. I kept finding empty glasses and beer bottles from our housewarming party. Then I started finding all sorts of olive oil, in various sized bottles.

I found a very large glass container with a long spout filled with a gallon or so of wonderful olive oil. It was sitting in a dark corner outside the kitchen. I asked my husband where it came from and he said he had purchased it years ago from a man who needed cash to pay his restaurant bill. I felt like my husband had been hiding this wonderful oil from me--he said he'd simply been savoring it.

[Janice]

I had horrible crazy dreams last night. In one, I was driving from the back seat. It was dark and stormy, and I could barely see the road. I kept telling my mother to move her head so I could see. I went through a traffic circle, had an accident and killed a child. From there on, I was no longer the person - it was someone else who had been driving.

She felt extremely badly because of the accident. She was villified in the town. Everyone hated her for the accident. They did and said horrible things to her.