Grant a wish, Drop a curse

[Sam]

Granted, but now you hear everyones thoughts in the world at the same time.

I wish i had an infinite supply of M&Ms

[Sara, The Meme Mod!]

Granted, but they've all gone bad and taste terrible.

I wish I was a little less lazy.

[Brajen]

Granted but you will never be able to feel again.

I wish I had a caring girlfriend.

[Esther]

Granted but every time you see a movie a different movie that you have seen in the past is forgotten. I wish I had telekinesis...

[Sara, The Meme Mod!]

Granted, but the only thing you can move is a pencil.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[Esther]

Granted, but you will never be able to earn money.

I wish I could read forever.

[Sara, The Meme Mod!]

Granted, but you'll only be able to read one book over and over.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep every night.

[Allerglance]

Granted, but now you can't rest.

I wish I could go to the moon.

[Sara, The Meme Mod!]

Granted, but that is your home now.

I wish it were the perfect temperature (weather) every day.

[Melanie]

Granted but it's in a different country every day.

I wish my cat would stop nipping me.