E.R.R - Enjoy Random Ranting

[dave]

rants, i love to rant, and i have lots to rant about. this time of the year tho its time to rant about the olympics. i hate the olympics. not just because its one big world genital measuring contest, but also due to the fact that its like a scum bag mooching family member you only see once every couple years. it comes to your home, tears up the place, leaves a mess and destroys economy once it goes. plus it bangs your girlfriend and walks all over your carpet in muddy, or in this case muddy snow, covered boots. i say screw the olympics, enough all ready. its been hundreds of years, we get it. cant we all just get along.