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Ah, the troubles hominins have with homonyms.
I don't remember the exact sentences, but I see it a lot, believe it or not, in some authors writings. They often mistake these words:your/you're
their/there/they're
ads/adds
cents/sense/scents
I'm guilty of past/passed/pass. I have to reread the examples I'm given to get it correctly quite a few times before I'm satisfied I got it right.
My character was looking at herself in the mirror at her "waste." omg Ha!!
In the Kindle Reader forums, there is a years' long thread on this sort of thing. Check it out, it's hilarious. :)
https://notenoughwords.wordpress.com/...The time passed slowly.
The time is past.
I knew I passed my drug test because I filled the little bottle from the correct plumbing due to past exerience.
My pastime is in the past because the Wife passed her pregnancy test.
It are easy to mess in the mess-kit with homonyms.
R.F.G., LOL!, now I need a day's rest just to get all that confusion out of my head! Thanks for the website:)
Groovy wrote: "R.F.G., LOL!, now I need a day's rest just to get all that confusion out of my head! Thanks for the website:)"I tested out on six hours of College English, score very well on the English portion of the SAT, and still have times in writing mode where I scratch my head.
I passed the past tense when it became a pastime for past lives for those who had passed.
Gem and gym can be fun as well.
R.F.G., I have a book coming out in two weeks. So, when you gave me some tips about my overwhelming problems with past, pass, and passed, I just discovered some errors! Now I have to go through the entire manuscript and correct them. Thank you! I am really thankful Martyn V. opened this thread or I would have given no more thought about it. And I probably would have gotten a few reviews about how I suck in that area--again! I will probably never come to understand the differences. I've been fighting this problem since the longest and it's frustrating.
Past can be a noun, adjective, or adverb, but not a verb.Passed can be a verb, noun, adjective.
Simply put if you're indicating an action or state of being: passed. I passed a car. He passed away.
If you're referring to time: past. It's in the past, though the future is never in the past.
Wait till my tiny demon is old enough for me to home school, not going to be pretty.
The main issue is that people are blind to their own misuse of homonyms, so re-reading your own work often won't catch your particular blind spots.Groovy, if you think you will miss errors, try to get betas who will proofread your work as well.
Martyn,Eye here ewe their.
I catch stuff by setting the work aside for a while and then where ready for editing treating it like someone else wrote it.
*reading through the thread* Y'all're talking about homophones, not homonyms. But it's still amusing, so I won't stop it.Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Tom wrote: "*reading through the thread* Y'all're talking about homophones, not homonyms. But it's still amusing, so I won't stop it.Yes, I'm fun at parties."
By Jove! You're right.
Homophones, homonyms--see what I mean? This is my fault, I apologize. Back to homonyms:)
Tom wrote: "*reading through the thread* Y'all're talking about homophones, not homonyms. But it's still amusing, so I won't stop it.Yes, I'm fun at parties."
Finally, someone catches on. Hurrah.
*nods to Martyn* Someone has to be the voice of reason ever since The Source closed its doors, haha.
Tom wrote: "*nods to Martyn* Someone has to be the voice of reason ever since The Source closed its doors, haha."You'll be the Voice of Reason, I'll be Baron Sang-Froid.
Ruth wrote: "By Jove! You're right."or did you mean: your write.
I was originally talking about hominims, who began reasoning while running from predators.http://dictionary.reference.com/brows...
And per a dictionary, homophones can be homonyms.
Oh well, back to packing and then washing dishes.
So, I didn't lead all of you astray? So, there to the rest of you! LOL!
No, some of us do know how to use a dictionary :)
I didn't want to open another thread for this, but since we're talking about grammar errors, what about knowing when to say "John and I", or "John and me"? I hear it all the time, especially on TV. People always say, "John and I", or whoever and I, and nine times out of ten it's wrong.I just had to get that off my chest:)
It's psychological. Using "I" has been presented as the classier way, but the rule is so simple: If you would've said "me" without anyone else involved, it's still "me" when you add someone else into the mix.Or, you know, depends on whether you're the subject or the object :P but that definition is less fun to explain.
Tom, I agree that it should be an easy choice in most cases. Drives me crazy when people mangle it.
Argh! Past vs passed is my most common Moomin! ;-P Groovy wrote: "I don't remember the exact sentences, but I see it a lot, believe it or not, in some authors writings. They often mistake these words:
your/you're
their/there/they're
ads/adds
cents/sense/scents
..."
Mind you, in a work email the other day, I did ask everyone to "where PPE"! (*blushes*)Could've been worse...
in a different work email I once wrote (to 2,500 staff) "Please bare with us"! Oh the humanity!!!! :-O
I once had trouble with course and coarse. Of coarse, I don’t anymore.
Groovy wrote: "I didn't want to open another thread for this, but since we're talking about grammar errors, what about knowing when to say "John and I", or "John and me"? I hear it all the time, especially on TV. People always say, "John and I", or whoever and I, and nine times out of ten it's wrong."It's not like it's incredibly difficult.
And so do John and I (do). Right.
And so do John and me (do). Wrong.
It's and its mix-ups disturb me the most.
Usages Not To Teach KidsWear is that wherewolf were hunting, or we're we hunting?
Its simple when it's property is involved, Precious.
John and me got lucky at the casino.
They tried to arrest John and I.
You guys!! LOL!!Now I may trip all over this, but "It's" refers to a shortened "It is", and "Its" is used to show possession.
Tell me if I got this right:
"A moment of silence past.." not "A moment of silence passed"--right?
Groovy wrote: "Homophones, homonyms--see what I mean? This is my fault, I apologize. Back to homonyms:)"Actually a homophone is a type of homonym. We have to bear with the trusty homograph as well under that label.
The mixed up then/than makes me want to tear out my hair because it's not any kind of homophone. It's just carelessness. Possibly a typo but who doesn't pick that up on re-read?
But veg stall holders infamously write "Carrot's 50p" And people say "carrot's what are 50p?" So sometimes it does show posession??
Groovy wrote: "You guys!! LOL!!Now I may trip all over this, but "It's" refers to a shortened "It is", and "Its" is used to show possession.
Tell me if I got this right:
"A moment of silence past.." not "A moment of silence passed"--right?"
"A moment of silence past." would refer to a silence in the past, without a verb in the sentence.
"A moment of silence passed." indicates that a moment passed, in silence where passed is the verb.
The second would be correct.
ware, were (as in wolf), wear, where, my what fun
Thanks, R.F.G., Of course, as you may guess, I wrote the wrong one, and now I have to go back and correct it. **banging head on desk**
Groovy,Anglish is a language comprised of different languages at this point in time, because as time passed other idioms were assimilated even though in the semi-distant past it was the language of a Germanic tribe.
Past can be a noun, adjective, or adverb, but not a verb.
Passed can be a verb, noun, adjective.
Simply put if you're indicating an action or state of being: passed. I passed a car. He passed away.
If you're referring to time: past. It's in the past, though the future is never in the past unless sufficient time has passed.
Groovy wrote: "Thanks, R.F.G., Of course, as you may guess, I wrote the wrong one, and now I have to go back and correct it. **banging head on desk**"Hee, hee.
Aye, tis easy to clepe the wyrd after.Dang, my dementia just came up with the perfect genetically engineered character, a hominin wit a penchant for archaic usages. That would be meet.
Chris wrote: "How about 'casting off the yolk of oppression'? Messy. (Yes, that was a real one.)"Ha,ha,ha! I just saw Jimmy Fallon and a guest in a game of egg Russian roulette this week. Indeed, messy--and funny!
R.F.G. wrote: "It can be fun at times."I know. There's this "got a joke" thread on another forum I'm on and we've been word playing for the last 3 pages. And it's only 4 of us doing it. Where is the rest of the 1,000 in that forum:)
Chris wrote: "How about 'casting off the yolk of oppression'? Messy. (Yes, that was a real one.)"
Yolks, kidding. (get it?)
Recently, I read a book where a character walked with a loping gate. In another book, a character stopped a car by applying the breaks.
Have you found amusing homonym errors? Post them here!