Character Chat

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: I wonder sometimes. I mean, what did we ever do to them?

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Heant: and they get so defensive when they get something wrong.

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: I know! I tried to get a job there once to see what it was like to be them, and I couldn't get it perfect, so my boss screamed at me and literally kicked me out.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Heant: they don't accept enchanted money at all...

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: No. No they don't.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Heant: and the worst part is, they talk to you about it when they think that you are one of them!

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: Exactly! I went to a movie called Twilight one time because I heard someone say it had a werewolf. The whole time I held back from pointing out the flaws, and the humans kept talking about the Mythicals, saying things about how stupid they are. I had to leave before I murdered everyone in the room.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Heant: isn't that the one with the glittery vampires in it?

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: *Nods* Yeah. They way they portray us is ridiculous! The rest of that day I spent watching movies about Mythicals. This one called Eragon was so wrong about dragons that I actually broke the disk!

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Heant: *eye twitches of rage*

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: *Nods* I was pretty ticked off too.

[Willow]

London: I'ma baaaaaaack!

Me: SO AM I!

London: Of course you are. If I'M back, YOU'RE back.

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: Everyone's back! *Smiles* Hello!

[Willow]

Me: YEEEEESSSHHHH!

London: Shut up.

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: I take it that you don't like her...

[Willow]

London: You think? All she does is YESSS and LOL. WHO LIKES A PERSON LIKE THAT?!?

Me: Hey! I also say MEH, just for the record. *narrows eyes*

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Me: *Cheesy grin* I'm like that too!!!

Raven: *Frowns* Well great. Now she's here.

Me: You're welcome!

[Willow]

Me: YESH! *dances in circlez*

London: WHY?!?!

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Me: WOO!!!!! *Dances also*

Raven: *Makes whiny noises* Emilyyyyyyyyy!

Me: Nooooooo! There's a normal not crazy person here!

[Willow]

Me: We must convert them....

London: Ok, this is just getting creepy...

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Me: Yes! We must!

Raven: *Walks up behind me and hits a pressure point so I fall unconscious* I fixed the issue!

[Willow]

Me: MEOOOOOWWWWWZAAA!

London: Now we gotta deal with that psycho....

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: Hit her right where her neck and shoulders connect. That should knock her out.

[Willow]

London: *hits as instructed*

Me: *collapses*

London: HA! There! Now that nuisance is gone! *happy dance*

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: Haha! Now only we get to talk.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Khorne: WHAT?

Sheldon: no idea.

Sheogorath: maybe they're talking about cheese!

Me: I wouldn't count on it.

Heant: *stares on silently*

[[deleted user]]

Clare: I hate cheese.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

sheogorath: *shocked* what kind of monster are ye? then again, I cannae talk myself, what with being a mad daedra and all.

[[deleted user]]

Clare: I'm an evil Lamia.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Sheogorath: ah, I've met a few of them. would ye like to see the weapon that blew them to oblivion? it's called "the Wabbajack". *summons a wheel of cheese* oh, wrong item! *summons the wabbajack*

[[deleted user]]

Clare: *blinks*

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Sheogorath: CHEESE!!!

[[deleted user]]

Clare: Rats blood is better

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Sheogorath: do you mind? I'm doing the fishstick. it's a very delicate of mind.

[[deleted user]]

Clare: OH SORRY MY BAD!

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Sheogorath: *angry* *summons an army of crazy daedra* do you know the feeling of being trampled by a herd of elephants, then chopped to itty bitty bits by angry demons, and then getting turned into a meal for said elephants?

[[deleted user]]

Clare: *unimpressed* Don't care cauliflower!

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Sheogorath: the same for you rat face!!!

[[deleted user]]

Clare: *shrugs*

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Khorne: YOU MORTALS ARE AL THE SAME- COCKY TILL YOUR LAST!!!

[[deleted user]]

Clare: I am not a mortal.

[ᎠᎾᏁuᏆ jᎬff]

Khorne: AND I'M NOT KELLOGS. YOUR POINT IS?

[[deleted user]]

Clare: I have no point

[Lexa]

Dark speaks with one speech mark, Discord speaks with two, and Bill speaks with three. Coz three sides on a triangle.

[Lexa]

✨Nobody✨ wrote: "Clare: I have no point"

'"I have three points! Ahahahaha!"'

Calm down, Bill.

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: *Shakes head* You people be cray cray.

[Lexa]

'"Hey, I like that show!"'

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: What show?

[Lexa]

'"Oh, you know... WHY YOU ACKIN SO CRAY-CRAY?!!!"'

*Nearby glass shatters.*

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~, HI BERT!]

Raven: *Raises an eyebrow* I'm not acting crazy. You are. And I don't know what show you are referring to.