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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep or too much pressure from my job, but now I've found out the real reason that I am always tired. I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
14,800,000 people work for State and City Governments. That leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Given that there are 1,211,998 people in prisons, that leaves just two people to do the work, you and me.
And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes
Hahahaha(; I hope this at least made you crack a grin:D
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An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you."
God said, "OK, let me see you do it."
So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
Hahahahaha;P
Hope this made you smile(:
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The pastor walked up to the small boy who was reading a plaque on the wall."Pastor, what are all these names?"
"Those are all the people who died in the service," he explained.
The pastor and the little boy stood silently for a bit, then the boy asked, a hint of fear in his voice, "Which service? The 9am or the 11am?"
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I was thinking the same thing when I read that! ;)
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Q: What kind of animal is solitary, but goes out of its way to ensure debts are paid?A: A loan/lone shark.
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I am sitting here now smelling like wet dog because I let them out at 4am. (couldn't sleep) They came back in later, jumping on me and giving me love..while being soaking wet!!Good Morning everyone..excuse the smell of my wet dogs. May ya'll have a blessed day!!
I also had a wet dog morning, and also had a difficult night sleeping. Popcorn is always rambunctious in the morning, which gets the others going.Completely opposite at night -- he'll complain if I start playing with Caramel, and jump off the bed and go lie down under the bed if I don't stop.
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Oohh Popcorn and Caramel- Those are awesome names but see I couldn't name any animals food for when I call them I'd get hungry :P
I had a good night when I did go to sleep. I needed to get to sleep and wake up to get some stuff done so last night I got ready for bed and then decided I could read for a few. So I picked up my book and read. I figured it was only around 2 well, I took a look at my clock and it was 4 am.... I must've got so into my book I never even noticed how long it had taken XP Lol
Hope y'all all are having a good morning(:
Yay! I love reading late into the night! ............
A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: "FOOL."
The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names. But this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter."
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Ahahahahhhaha!!! Just kno you got me cracking up!! That's hilarious!!! XD
Anyone want to come and fill Zeus and Daisy-maes water bowl for me? I developed a barrier to keep wet/slobber on THAT side. But they decided to drink a FULL bowl of water this morning thus now it is empty. WARNING: On the other side is a wet dog slobber making machine!!
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*scared face* Sorry I can't do it.... *slips away* Haha! That's scary!!! XP
A man walks into a bar. And says ow. Ba dum chhhhh
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You know those jokes where they say, two men walk into a bar.... But they never finish the joke? Well my joke is, he walks into a bar, but not a drinking bar, a physical pole, and since he "walks into it," he says OW because walking into a pole (bar) would hurt.
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Sorry so slow today it seems XP
Lol it sounds better out loud and in person
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Did you know Bloodhound slobber can reach long distances? I have the proof on my (was clean) nightshirt. Just have to measure it ..now....eeewwww!
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Now my Bloodhounds tap my legs with their cold noses. Brrrr..If you say stop they do it twice as much.
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Ben having problems walking, muscles hurt, I think I need a walker...or My Lord will answer my prayers and release me from my pain. He is my Gracious love. Amen
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I'm off to work., knowing The Lord and all your prayers will be with me. I am having sinus problems, I have eye liner on and my nose is running. *sniff sniff* tissue anyone?
See ya after work! Love ya'll
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Have a good day(: (:
I don't know if this is the right place to share this, but you have to watch this video! It is HILARIOUS!https://www.pinterest.com/pin/5032773...
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So...Whenever someone asks if I'm on a diet I tell them I'm on a seefood diet. I eat the food I see! (Also known as no diet at all lol.) At first people think I'm saying seafood lol.
That's hilarious, Sara. I'll have to steal that sometime ;)
lol go right ahead! lol I always say the first part with a serious face.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Bc it was two tired
Haha that's a good one too!
Mary Kate wrote: "Hahaha xP xD Love that joke!! Although, I'm terrible at serious faces xP"Lol when I said it to my friend I had such a serious face that she thought I seriously was on a seafood diet.
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Lol!!!! Good job Sara!!! xP
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So think up your most favorite joke!! Make us laugh (PS. It will not be too hard to get me to laugh;P)